toronto options: long post ahead; i'll try and present a diversity of options
ein-stein's: good wings and a pretty good draught menu; comedy shows from time to time as well. has billiards, darts, fooseball... bar classics
vapour lounge: 5 bucks cover to smoke weed in the downtown area. you can also rent out vaporizers and good bongs (if the vaps are out) for no extra charge. comedy shows some time on wednesday nights that usually suck but if you're stoned they are pretty funny
yak yaks/second city: comedy shows... haha i'm noticing a pattern. definitely will be a show on thursday (semi far, but so much better on the subway)
brunny: classic u of t bar (like ein-stein's), good for grinding on u of t girls and guaranteed to have a crowd on a thursday. personally not feeling brunny but it's an option
brass rails: strip club... used to know some of the girls when i worked at the nearby pizza shop but there is a high turn-over rate for strippers :p better looking girls on the top floor, but you have to pay a $20 cover charge
the rex: bar with good jazz music. tankhouse usually on tap so the draught menu is at least decent.
the rom: cool to look at shit inside (because the building is hideous from the outside). it's the most touristy place i can think of that is really nearby (next to the bata shoe museum which sucks ass) from the meeting spot. personally would like to have a small buzz before going in, so we could stop by a bar on bloor, like james joyce (which is okay). not sure when it closes though
korean grill house: cheap and good food and you get to watch it cook! i think it's kind of far though... and it's a restaurant so you have to pay for shitty, overpriced bottled beers. all you can eat--though i'm sure you know this since i doubt korean grill house is a toronto only chain
sneaky dee's: bar with usually a live show on the top floor. cool bands and you can dance to non shitty club music. not too far away (college and bathurst)
mod club: night club. not too into night clubs but it's out there. skanky girls that put out guaranteed. live with parents now so it's not quite like it used to be for me though
u of t athletic centre: you guys can get guess passes since i'm a student and we can get our pre-club swole so we're looking as buff as possible for the club. if night club option is taken, gym must be taken as well, i.e. the guido option. i don't see this being a popular combination though. and you still have to pay for guest passes (god damn jews)