itt: inhabitants of the best cities in the world answer your questions

ungulateman

>All of these cities are in Australia or Canada (Finland is part of canada, NZ is secretly australia fyi)

WHO'S A SOCIALIST HELL-HOLE NOW
 
LeviLamprey

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Melbourne is the most awesome city in Australia. We have so much FREE stuff: free parking, free Wi-Fi, free promotions, giveaways, free music, free art exhibits, and LOTS of culture. (Plus an awesoem gelati chain called Trampoline). Adelaide really doesn't deserve to be on this list. And where's Germany??? Also, it feels good being able to walk down the street all the way to the petrol station at 11:30 to get milk and not get mugged.
 

Morm

Calgary reporting for questions

Firestorm said:
if i weren't trying to be nice i'd say there's a huge drop-off after #3
but i'm playing nice so i won't
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Yeah it's basically like jumping off Angel Falls, jesus. Calgary is a fucking SHITSTORM, I dunno what they are talking about- areas not swarming with bros are swarming with hipsters. We have the most urban sprawl of any city in north america compared to our population and we are basically broke without oil going full steam ahead.

YEAH


I am uniquely qualified having lived in Edmonton, Siberia for three whole years:
billymills said:
What are 5 things that make Edmonton better than your city.
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1. The river valley (by virtue of being unable to develop it)
2. If you like consumerism, it's awesome there
3. The local reptile/amphibian hobbyist scene (but not by as much as I would hope, sadly)
4. The university head over heels (paleontology department is probably in top ten in the world, if not top five)
5. Dinosaur bones IN CITY LIMITS

6. BONUS: Edmonton Fm, Edmontonia, Edmontosaurus
 

Not Scicky

Firestorm said:
if i weren't trying to be nice i'd say there's a huge drop-off after #3
but i'm playing nice so i won't
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That's because you've probably never been to 2 or 3 and Vancouver is indeed miles better than Calgary and Toronto.

Oh except Calgary has FUBAR and that means we win.
 

Morm

Not Scicky said:
That's because you've probably never been to 2 or 3 and Vancouver is indeed miles better than Calgary and Toronto.

Oh except Calgary has FUBAR and that means we win.
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Fubar was so TRUE it speaks volumes about the pilsner swigging saskatchewanites swarming like fucking mosquitos in muskeg that inhabit Calgary.

Our city is SO dysfunctional- so many chinese speakers that tens of thousands don't even bother to learn english, gang activity so bad my high school in a NICE community was a warzone, homeless people going through my garbage every fucking day AND I AM NOT INNER CITY BY OTHER CITY STANDARDS. Urban sprawl so bad the transit simply can't handle it so people drive enough to make a brown fucking CLOUD hover over this city, parking rates among the top 5 highest in North America...yet they spam parking tickets and photoradar. Traffic speed controlled by congestion, not by LOGIC (on purpose), Fluoride just OVERWHELMINGLY voted to be removed from our water...the list goes fucking on.

This city was built so fucking fast because of oil that the infrastructure simply isn't there and now we have hippies, hipsters and complete retards running the city. Honestly I am desperate to get the fuck out of here.

And yeah firestorm likely hasn't been to any of those places and since I don't see Bangledesh, Mogadishu or whatever the fuck on the top three...

Naw he's actually right and you bloody know it, top 3 and then there is a GIANT drop off. I mean Toronto at number 4? It may be the center of the universe but it's not the best part of it.
 

Morm

by your math that's only 4 better than calgary...who has 1 more than quebec and was the only team to win a cup other than the canadians in montreal

Also I dunno if you heard the news but don't the Maple Leafs have 13 cups. Not recently, thankfully, but he DID mention Torontonians, Vancouverites and Calgarians.

Edit: Oh hey I don't see any Franch-Canadian cities on that list...better luck next time, dying culture
 
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Morm said:
by your math that's only 4 better than calgary...who has 1 more than quebec and was the only team to win a cup other than the canadians in montreal

Also I dunno if you heard the news but don't the Maple Leafs have 13 cups. Not recently, thankfully, but he DID mention Torontonians, Vancouverites and Calgarians.

Edit: Oh hey I don't see any Franch-Canadian cities on that list...better luck next time, dying culture
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Oh you bitch.

Quebec City won 2 Stanley Cups with the Bulldogs franchise. That makes it one more than Calgary, not one less. The Nordiques also were champion of the WHA, when it rivalized the NHL, while the Flames just sucked in Atlanta. The Montreal team kind of won a lot of those Stanley Cups too.

The Maple Leafs have 13 Stanley Cups, just none of them ever seen on colour tv. I suppose some among the elderly might remember them. The only old Maples Leafs player I know, I know only because he started a coffee and donuts franchise. Who is the Maples Leafs' Maurice Richard?

Spelled 'Canadiens' as the team was initially meant to appeal to the french Montrealers to bolster a rivalry with the english Montreal Maroons.

All people remember of Calgary's sole Stanley Cup is Fleury's slide and MacDonald's beard.

I haven't noticed any American cities in that list either, I'd enjoy one claiming in the same breath that American culture is 'dying'.

Not exactly sure how comfortable a Canadian must be talking about culture, its own being at best some northern appendice of the US', with hockey and... stronger beer (??) for only national claims.
 
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You agree though right? I mean, people are going to read lists like this and are going to think like "hey, lets move to Auckland". They may not be able to afford to move away again - people's lifes are at stake.

Have a nice day.
 

Frieddimsum

Can i just say i live in perth and a cyclone came. When it saw how big of a hole perth was it died a little on the inside and the following day was sunny
 

Morm

vinaon why are you harping on toronto's cups for only being remembered by the old but also saying that Quabac Bulldogs count? The leaf's have a few good players historically, like Bower and Mahovlich.

WHA lol. Also Atlanta has always been a shitstorm for hockey, who cares? It's not like Atlanta and area has ever harbored anything or anyone of note unless you count really good fried chicken.

it's pretty easy to get under your soft and thin franch skin there vinaon


Dear Canadians:
Canadian bacon or regular bacon?
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Canadian bacon is fucking HAM or Hamsteak, regular bacon is the only thing we call bacon up here.
 
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