Rebel Against the Tyrannical Mods!

[RevolutionaryRaticate]

If we must be banned, let it not be like Metapods
Suspended for our infractions in an inglorious spot,
While round us bark the mad and hungry Mods,
Making their mock at our accursed lot.
If we must be banned, O let us nobly be banned,
So that our metaphoric blood may not be shed
In vain; then even the Mods that we have damned
Shall be constrained to honor us though digitally dead!
O kinsmen we must meet the tyrannical foe!
Though far underpowered let us show us brave,
And for their thousand blows deal one deathblow!
What though before us lies the Smogon grave?
Like men we'll face the murderous, cowardly pack,
Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!​

 

[Morm]

take that, swaggersawrs

 

[TPM]

sounds legit

 

[Frieddimsum]

Im in.

 

[Lanturn314]

Actually, it's pretty well-written. Revolutionary_Raticate actually has some poetic ability. Impressive.

RR, try the writing thread in Smeargle's Studio. It should be right up your alley :)

 

[NatGeo]

I like this user

EDIT: If this is actually for protest, see *sarcasm* above. if not, there is definitely smeargle's studio

 

[Morm]

too bad everyone thinks you're a cunt natgeo

 

[NatGeo]

see *sarcasm*

 

[alamaster]

I like this user

(no sarcasm)

 

[Morm]

i'm serious
also ala is a (BAN ME PLEASE)

 

[NatGeo]

I am serious that I was being sarcastic

 

[alamaster]

Only for you Morm <3

 

[popemobile]

tldr

 

[Morm]

tldr;
natgeo wants dick
ala also

popemobile? condoms now okay

 

[Deck Knight]

Tell me more about this dying thing you are so obsessed with.

 

[Morm]

science? IT IS A SHAM

 

[iDunno]

This guy's pretty much a Martin Luther King wannabe (or whoever wrote Martin Luther king's speech).

So that our metaphoric blood may not be shed

Normally, people don't point out their own literary techniques in their writing.

 

[Mountain Dewgong]

i hate the establishment too
fuck mods

i want a free smogons
a communistgons

join me in a revolution
without the mods we will not drown in our own undeleted filth but we will flourish like the mighty anarchic phoenix


HO ELS THNK IT??????

 

[Fatecrashers]

can you hear the people zing?

 

[Sy123]

Smogon's a dictatorship: Live with it

 

[TPM]

When was posting a picture of Hitler ever in good taste?

 

[Morm]

1935 would be a good time to post hitlers picture, in germany

 

[TPM]

1935 would be a good time to post hitlers picture, in germany

I stand owned

 

[Improbability]

i hate the establishment too
fuck mods

i want a free smogons
a communistgons

join me in a revolution
without the mods we will not drown in our own undeleted filth but we will flourish like the mighty anarchic phoenix


HO ELS THNK IT??????

idk mak a group i ll join but ONLY IF I CAN B CLAM LEEDER

 

[Mike B]

Is it coincidence that Dictators sounds like dick taters?


You be the judge.