Son_of_Shadoo vs Puffins R Cool - a battle beyond imagination

Objection · Jun 29, 2011

Team Shadoo

HP: 10
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 50
Energy: 7%
Abilities: Rock Head
Items: None
Other: 1st degree burn on head (2 DPA, -2 BP to head-based attacks)

HP: 81
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 44%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: None
Other: None

Team Puffins

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 59
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+) (Accuracy boost: 14%)
Energy: 33%
Abilities: Static
Items: Water balloon x 2, hard hat (equipped)
Other: None

And so the battle continues with Shelly the Shellder replacing Charcoal the Embirch. Pika begins by loading one of his water balloons into the cannon while Elphaba picks up two flaming rocks, Shelly grabs the anvil and Glinda picks up the last flaming rock.

Elphaba then throws one of her flaming rocks at Pika with all her might. She lands a critical hit, but the Pichu's hard hat protects it from some of the damage. However, that throw drained the last of Elphaba's energy and she drops to the ground, dropping her other flaming rock in the process. Shelly hurls the anvil at Glinda, catching her by surprise and causing her to flinch. Pika shows no mercy and fires the cannon, launching the water balloon at Glinda.

The round ends with Glinda picking up a can of Crit-a-Cola and Pika lobbing the last water balloon at her. Shelly runs up to her to put her off but this doesn't really accomplish much.

A few new objects appear this round: a gavel and a table appear. The gavel might make a nice little weapon and the table could probably be used for cover. On the table, however, is a pair of magic wands. Maybe these pokemon will dabble a bit in sorcery.

Team Shadoo

HP: 8
Energy: DEPLETED
Abilities: Rock Head

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 38%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: Flaming rock, Crit-a-Cola
Other: None

Team Puffins

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 90%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 48
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+) (Accuracy boost: 14%)
Energy: 22%
Abilities: Static
Items: Hard hat (equipped, 4 more hits)
Other: None

Objects on the ground

Flaming rock x 1

Up to two can be picked up in one action
Can be thrown for 5 energy
Throwing counts as a 4 BP physical rock-type attack and a 4 BP physical fire-type attack with 10% chance of 1st degree burn
- After being thrown, the rock breaks on contact with anything
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
At the end of every action (including the action it is picked up on), holder has a 10% chance of getting a 1st degree burn

Grabbo arm x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to grab items for 6 energy
- This overrides the normal energy cost for picking up items
- Only one item can be picked up at a time in this way
Can pick up any item on the ground or held by another pokemon
- Has +1 priority when used to pick up items on the ground
- Cannot pick up an equipped item, an item that requires two hands or an item that cannot be picked up
- If used when the user is holding two items including the Grabbo arm, the user gets the item and the Grabbo arm gets dropped automatically after use

Cannon x 1

Cannot be picked up
Any items that can be thrown can be put into the cannon and fired
- Putting the item into the cannon takes an action and costs 1 energy
- Firing the cannon takes an action, has -1 priority and costs as much energy as throwing the loaded item would
- Once an item has been put into the cannon, anyone can fire it (including allies and opponents) unless they're holding two objects or a 2-handed object
- Only one item can be put in the cannon at a time
The launched item will have 100% base accuracy and do 50% more damage upon hitting its target

Apple x 1

Can be picked up
Can be eaten for 5 energy
Eating the apple has a predetermined but unknown effect

Coffeeccino x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk with no energy cost
When drunk, the drinker becomes hyper
- The hyper effect allows the drinker to perform actions even when it doesn't have enough energy and prevents the drinker from fainting upon running out of energy
- While hyper, all actions cost twice as much energy
- The hyper effect wears off after 6 actions, not counting the action the coffeeccino was drunk on
- If the drinker has hit or passed 0 energy by this point, they faint immediately

Anvil x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 7 energy
Throwing the anvil counts as a 10 BP physical steel-type attack with a 30% chance of flinch
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
After being thrown, the anvil lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Spyglass x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to inspect any item on the ground for 3 energy
At the end of the round, any predetermined but unknown effects on inspected items will be revealed to whoever inspected them

Bonk! Atomic Punch x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user +2 speed and +2 evasion for 3 actions but makes them incapable of using items that require two hands
- This resets immediately after 3 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Crit-a-Cola x 1

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user guaranteed crits on all successful attacks for 6 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Gavel x 1

Can be picked up
Can be swung at another pokemon for 4 energy
Swinging the gavel counts as a multi-hit typeless physical attack with 2 BP per hit
Base accuracy is 100
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Table x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be used as cover
A pokemon using the table as cover takes 3 less damage from all attacks (after all other damage modifiers)
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Magic wand x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to cast spells for 5 energy
Casting a spell counts as an 8 BP special attack of a random type (out of fire, water, grass, electric, ice, poison, psychic and dark)
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - user's speed)

Raw data

Turn order: Pika, Elphaba, Shelly, Glinda

Pika loads a water balloon into the cannon for 1 energy

Elphaba picks up two flaming rocks for 6 energy

Shelly picks up the anvil for 3 energy

Glinda picks up a flaming rock for 3 energy

Roll a D100 for Elphaba flaming rock burn 1: 78 - no burn
Roll a D100 for Elphaba flaming rock burn 2: 72 - no burn
Roll a D100 for Glinda flaming rock burn: 38 - no burn
Elphaba takes 2 burn damage

Turn order: Elphaba, Shelly, Glinda, Pika

Elphaba throws flaming rock 1 at Pika for 5 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(69-50)=81%): 78 - hit
Roll a D16 for crit: 1 - crit
Unaffected by burn
Rock-type damage: (4+3+(4-1)*1.5)=11.5 damage
Fire-type damage: (4+3+(4-1)*1.5)=11.5
Pika takes (11.5+11.5)/2=11.5 damage
Pika's hard hat has taken 1 hit
Roll a D100 for burn: 30 - no burn
Elphaba runs out of energy
Elphaba faints

Shelly throws the anvil at Glinda for 7 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D16 for crit: 11 - no crit
Glinda takes (10+(3-1)*1.5)=13 damage
Roll a D100 for flinch: 30 - flinch

Glinda flinches

Pika fires the loaded water balloon at Glinda for 5 energy
Roll a D16 for crit: 3 - no crit
Glinda takes (8+(2-3)*1.5)*1.5=9.75 damage

Roll a D100 for flaming rock burn: 78 - no burn

Turn order: Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Pika throws the water balloon at Glinda for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D16 for crit: 11 - no crit
Glinda takes (8+(2-3)*1.5)=6.5 damage

Shelly runs into Glinda
This does nothing

Glinda picks up a Crit-a-Cola for 3 energy

Roll a D100 for flaming rock burn: 85 - no burn

Total damage:
Elphaba: 82.225
Glinda: 58.25
Shelly: 0
Pika: 32

Son_of_Shadoo, send in your replacement for Elphaba, then Puffins R Cool will order, then Son_of_Shadoo will order.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jun 30, 2011

NOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE'S MELTING, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELTIIIIIIING! ... I need to stop with my Wicked/Wizard of Oz references...

Go, Fiyero the Voodoll! AVENGE YOUR LOVER!

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 2, 2011

So... It's been two days...

Puffins R Cool · Jul 2, 2011

Just got WiFi access... Doesn't work.. Oh wel, it was worth the try

Shells, grab a wand, and strike Fiyero with your Magic (which she stole from B.O.B) twice.

Pika, same thing. Let's go to town on that cloth doll.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 2, 2011

You were this close to being DQed.

Fiyero, punish him for his misdeeds! Grab the other wand before Pichu and Shellder can, and blast Shellder, then Pichu. Let's hope we get lucky with types!

Glinda baby, sorry you have to pass up on some magic, but you still have your stuff! Drink the crit a cola, then throw the flaming rock at Pichu. Follow by throwing the cola at Pichu!

Puffins R Cool · Jul 2, 2011

Hey, I'm faster! Voodoll's got nothin' on me. Except for Dark/Fighting STAB, awesOmeness, and, um.... pure gothness.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 3, 2011

Actually, I outspeed Pichu by 1.

Puffins R Cool · Jul 3, 2011

Oh, you sonofabeech!

Objection · Jul 4, 2011

Team Shadoo

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 38%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: Flaming rock, Crit-a-Cola
Other: None

Team Puffins

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 90%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 48
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+) (Accuracy boost: 14%)
Energy: 22%
Abilities: Static
Items: Hard hat (equipped, 4 more hits)
Other: None

The magic wands have caught the eyes of the four pokemon. Pika and Fiyero each grab one wand, while Shelly is too slow to pick one up. Glinda, meanwhile, drinks her Crit-a-Cola and feels pumped up. She's ready to dish out some pain.

Pika and Fiyero cast some spells with their wands. Pika's wand shoots out some magical leaves, but Fiyero's wand seems to have some of Fiyero's natural energy in it and the spell has no elemental properties. It's a bit stronger than Pika's one though. As Shelly tries fruitlessly to cast a spell, Glinda throws her flaming rock at Pika. It doesn't burn the Pichu though and the hard hat took part of the blow.

Pika and Fiyero then cast the exact same spells with their wands while Shelly struggles once again to do something. Then Glinda lobs her empty Crit-a-Cola can and hits Pika again. Eventually that hard hat is going to break.

This time, only two new items appear. The first is a needle, which three of the four pokemon don't appear to know how to use. The second, however ... it's DA BOMB! And it's landed right in Glinda's hand! This is surely going to have an effect on the battle!

DA BOMB x 1

Can be picked up
Cannot be dropped
Can be passed to another pokemon for 3 energy
Passing DA BOMB always goes last
At the end of each action, there is a chance of DA BOMB exploding
- This chance starts at 1% and increases by a flat 1% every action
- If DA BOMB explodes in a pokemon's hands, that pokemon is KO'd immediately
- If DA BOMB explodes while being passed, it will explode in mid-air and do 30 damage to all active pokemon

Team Shadoo

HP: 71
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 83%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand
Other: None

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 22%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: DA BOMB (1% chance of boom)
Other: Guaranteed crits (4 more actions)

Team Puffins

HP: 76
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 90%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 25
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+) (Accuracy boost: 14%)
Energy: 5%
Abilities: Static
Items: Magic wand, hard hat (equipped, 2 more hits)
Other: None

Objects on the ground

Flaming rock x 1

Up to two can be picked up in one action
Can be thrown for 5 energy
Throwing counts as a 4 BP physical rock-type attack and a 4 BP physical fire-type attack with 10% chance of 1st degree burn
- After being thrown, the rock breaks on contact with anything
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
At the end of every action (including the action it is picked up on), holder has a 10% chance of getting a 1st degree burn

Grabbo arm x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to grab items for 6 energy
- This overrides the normal energy cost for picking up items
- Only one item can be picked up at a time in this way
Can pick up any item on the ground or held by another pokemon
- Has +1 priority when used to pick up items on the ground
- Cannot pick up an equipped item, an item that requires two hands or an item that cannot be picked up
- If used when the user is holding two items including the Grabbo arm, the user gets the item and the Grabbo arm gets dropped automatically after use

Cannon x 1

Cannot be picked up
Any items that can be thrown can be put into the cannon and fired
- Putting the item into the cannon takes an action and costs 1 energy
- Firing the cannon takes an action, has -1 priority and costs as much energy as throwing the loaded item would
- Once an item has been put into the cannon, anyone can fire it (including allies and opponents) unless they're holding two objects or a 2-handed object
- Only one item can be put in the cannon at a time
The launched item will have 100% base accuracy and do 50% more damage upon hitting its target

Apple x 1

Can be picked up
Can be eaten for 5 energy
Eating the apple has a predetermined but unknown effect

Coffeeccino x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk with no energy cost
When drunk, the drinker becomes hyper
- The hyper effect allows the drinker to perform actions even when it doesn't have enough energy and prevents the drinker from fainting upon running out of energy
- While hyper, all actions cost twice as much energy
- The hyper effect wears off after 6 actions, not counting the action the coffeeccino was drunk on
- If the drinker has hit or passed 0 energy by this point, they faint immediately

Anvil x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 7 energy
Throwing the anvil counts as a 10 BP physical steel-type attack with a 30% chance of flinch
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
After being thrown, the anvil lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Spyglass x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to inspect any item on the ground for 3 energy
At the end of the round, any predetermined but unknown effects on inspected items will be revealed to whoever inspected them

Bonk! Atomic Punch x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user +2 speed and +2 evasion for 3 actions but makes them incapable of using items that require two hands
- This resets immediately after 3 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Crit-a-Cola x 2 (1 empty)

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user guaranteed crits on all successful attacks for 6 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Gavel x 1

Can be picked up
Can be swung at another pokemon for 4 energy
Swinging the gavel counts as a multi-hit typeless physical attack with 2 BP per hit
Base accuracy is 100
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Table x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be used as cover
A pokemon using the table as cover takes 3 less damage from all attacks (after all other damage modifiers)
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Needle x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to stab oneself for 15 energy
Stabbing oneself with the needle has a predetermined but unknown effect

Raw data

Turn order: Fiyero, Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero picks up a magic wand for 3 energy

Pika picks up a magic wand for 3 energy

Shelly is unable to pick up a magic wand

Glinda drinks the Crit-a-Cola for 6 energy
Glinda has guaranteed crits for 6 actions

Roll a D100 for flaming rock burn: 17 - no burn

Turn order: Fiyero, Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Normalize makes the attack normal-type
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5+3)=14 damage

Pika casts a spell on Fiyero for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 3 - grass
Roll a D16 for crit: 13 - no crit
Fiyero takes (8+(2-1)*1.5)=9.5 damage

Shelly can't cast a spell without a wand

Glinda throws her flaming rock at Pika for 5 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(69-30)=61%): 21 - hit
Crit-a-Cola makes it a guaranteed crit
Rock-type damage: (4+3+(0-1)+(1-1)*1.5)=6 damage
Fire-type damage: (4+3+(0-1)+(1-1)*1.5)=6 damage
Pika takes (6+6)/2=6 damage
Pika's hard hat has taken 2 hits
Roll a D100 for burn (boosted to 20%): 50 - no burn
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 5

Turn order: Fiyero, Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Pika for 9 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Normalize makes the attack normal-type
Roll a D16 for crit: 13 - no crit
Pika takes (8+(4-2)*1.5+3)=14 damage

Pika casts a spell on Fiyero for 9 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 3 - grass
Roll a D16 for crit: 15 - no crit
Fiyero takes (8+(2-1)*1.5)=9.5 damage

Shelly can't cast a spell without a wand

Glinda throws her empty can at Pika for 5 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(69-30)=61%): 55 - hit
Crit-a-Cola makes it a guaranteed crit
Pika takes (4+3+(0-1)+(1-1)*1.5)/2=3 damage
Pika's hard hat has taken 3 hits
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 4

Roll a D4 for bomb holder (1 = Fiyero, 2 = Glinda, 3 = Shelly, 4 = Pika): 2 - Glinda

Total damage:
Fiyero: 19
Glinda: 58.25
Shelly: 14
Pika: 55

Well, Son_of_Shadoo, you're up now. Enjoy.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 4, 2011

FUCK.

Ok, Pichu's about to run out of energy, so we can focus on Shellder this round, I think.

Fiyero, deactivate Normalize, and blast the everloving fuck out of Shellder. If Pichu chills, sub that action for shooting Pichu instead.

Glinda, pass DA BOMB to Pichu/Shellder, then pick up the gavel, and bash the crap out of him. If he tries to pass you DA BOMB, pass it right back.

Objection · Jul 4, 2011

Uh, you need to specify which pokemon to pass DA BOMB to.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 5, 2011

Oh, right, obviously. Sorry, wasn't thinking. Give it to Pichu.

Puffins R Cool · Jul 5, 2011

Stupid 1 point speed high.

Alright, Pika, you're probably fucked, so try.Chill, shoot Fiyero, pass bomb to Glinda.

Shells, sorry, I mean about all this.... Alright, grab that needle, stab yourself, then grab that gavel.

Objection · Jul 7, 2011

Team Shadoo

HP: 71
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 83%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand
Other: None

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 22%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: DA BOMB (1% chance of boom)
Other: Guaranteed crits (4 more actions)

Team Puffins

HP: 76
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 90%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: None

HP: 25
Atk: Rank 1 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 69 (+) (Accuracy boost: 14%)
Energy: 5%
Abilities: Static
Items: Magic wand, hard hat (equipped, 2 more hits)
Other: None

The round begins with the Pichu trying to relax, but it only seems to wear him out more. I guess Puffins forgot that chills were banned in this match. Fiyero casts another spell, this time on Shelly, but it turns out to be an ice spell that the Shellder shrugs off with relative ease. Shelly picks up the needle while Glinda gives DA BOMB to Pika. It doesn't explode yet though.

Fiyero continues the magic assault on Shelly, this time casting a poison spell on her, while Pika casts a spell on Fiyero. The icy blast does some damage but Pika drops to the ground after casting that spell. He's just too tired to continue. As he drops to the ground, DA BOMB rolls up and into Fiyero's spare hand! The hard hat and magic wand Pika was using just fall on the ground and don't move. Shelly gets the idea to stab herself with the needle. This takes a lot of energy and causes her intense pain ... and there doesn't seem to be any effect. Glinda, meanwhile, picks up the gavel while Fiyero breathes a sigh of relief as the bomb does not explode in his hands.

Then Fiyero and Glinda gang up on Shelly. Fiyero casts another spell, this time of the electric variety. It looks like it's going to miss by a mile ... until somehow the spell is drawn to the needle embedded in Shelly! The electric energy travels through the needle and into Shelly's body, causing her even more pain! Shelly is wondering how to pick up the gavel when suddenly Glinda bashes her with it, though even under the effects of Crit-a-Cola, the Happiny does hardly any damage with the weapon.

As the round ends, the cannon slowly descends into the pond until it is no more. A sheep wanders into the park, looking seemingly innocent until you notice the fuse on it. It's a walking bomb disguised as a sheep! The sheep brought with it another explosive: a Holy Hand Grenade! Finally, something new rises up from the pond. It's Libra's scales of justice - perhaps those who have been wronged might get a second chance at justice.

Team Shadoo

HP: 61
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 32%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (4% chance of boom)
Other: Normalize deactivated

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 12%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: Gavel
Other: Guaranteed crits (1 more action)

Team Puffins

HP: 11
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 72%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: Attracting electric attacks

HP: 25
Energy: EXPIRED
Abilities: Static

Objects on the ground

Flaming rock x 1

Up to two can be picked up in one action
Can be thrown for 5 energy
Throwing counts as a 4 BP physical rock-type attack and a 4 BP physical fire-type attack with 10% chance of 1st degree burn
- After being thrown, the rock breaks on contact with anything
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
At the end of every action (including the action it is picked up on), holder has a 10% chance of getting a 1st degree burn

Hard hat x 1 (2 more hits)

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 5 energy
While equipped, the hard hat will reduce all incoming physical damage by 50%
Will break after the wearer is hit by 5 physical attacks

Grabbo arm x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to grab items for 6 energy
- This overrides the normal energy cost for picking up items
- Only one item can be picked up at a time in this way
Can pick up any item on the ground or held by another pokemon
- Has +1 priority when used to pick up items on the ground
- Cannot pick up an equipped item, an item that requires two hands or an item that cannot be picked up
- If used when the user is holding two items including the Grabbo arm, the user gets the item and the Grabbo arm gets dropped automatically after use

Apple x 1

Can be picked up
Can be eaten for 5 energy
Eating the apple has a predetermined but unknown effect

Coffeeccino x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk with no energy cost
When drunk, the drinker becomes hyper
- The hyper effect allows the drinker to perform actions even when it doesn't have enough energy and prevents the drinker from fainting upon running out of energy
- While hyper, all actions cost twice as much energy
- The hyper effect wears off after 6 actions, not counting the action the coffeeccino was drunk on
- If the drinker has hit or passed 0 energy by this point, they faint immediately

Anvil x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 7 energy
Throwing the anvil counts as a 10 BP physical steel-type attack with a 30% chance of flinch
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
After being thrown, the anvil lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Spyglass x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to inspect any item on the ground for 3 energy
At the end of the round, any predetermined but unknown effects on inspected items will be revealed to whoever inspected them

Bonk! Atomic Punch x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user +2 speed and +2 evasion for 3 actions but makes them incapable of using items that require two hands
- This resets immediately after 3 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Crit-a-Cola x 2 (1 empty)

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user guaranteed crits on all successful attacks for 6 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Table x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be used as cover
A pokemon using the table as cover takes 3 less damage from all attacks (after all other damage modifiers)
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Magic wand x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to cast spells for 5 energy
Casting a spell counts as an 8 BP special attack of a random type (out of fire, water, grass, electric, ice, poison, psychic and dark)
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - user's speed)

Sheep x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be sent to any pokemon for 8 energy
Will arrive at its target at the end of the action after its release (so if released during action 1, it will reach its target at the end of action 2)
Will explode upon reaching its target
- This counts as a 25 BP physical normal-type attack from rank 5 attack
- Base accuracy is 100
Will also explode if it gets attacked after it is released but before it reaches its target
- This does no damage to anyone unless the pokemon attacking the sheep got too close to it

Holy hand grenade x 1

Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 8 energy
Will explode at the end of the action after it is thrown (so if thrown during action 1, it will explode at the end of action 2)
- Exploding counts as a 25 BP physical normal-type attack from rank 5 attack
After being thrown, the Holy Hand Grenade lands on the ground and can be kicked away for 5 energy
- Does not need to be picked up to be kicked away
- Cannot be kicked into another pokemon
Base accuracy of the throw is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
Base accuracy of the explosion is 100 if the throw hits and the Holy Hand Grenade is not kicked away, and 0 otherwise

Libra's scales of justice x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be prayed to for 25 energy
- Can only be prayed to once in the entire match
Praying to the scales has a predetermined but unknown effect

Raw data

Turn order: Fiyero, Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero deactivates Normalize

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 13 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 5 - ice
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)*0.67=7.37 damage

Pika tries to chill but fails and wastes 3 energy trying

Shelly picks up the needle for 3 energy

Glinda passes the bomb to Pika for 3 energy
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 3

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (1%): 65 - no boom
DA BOMB has 2% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Fiyero, Pika, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 17 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 6 - poison
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)=11 damage

Pika casts a spell on Fiyero for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 5 - ice
Roll a D16 for crit: 12 - no crit
Fiyero takes (8+(2-1)*1.5)=9.5 damage
Pika runs out of energy and faints
DA BOMB falls on the ground and rolls towards someone
Roll a D3 for new bomb holder (1 = Fiyero, 2 = Glinda, 3 = Shelly): 1 - Fiyero
Pika's hard hat falls on the ground
Pika's magic wand falls on the ground

Shelly stabs herself with the needle for 15 energy
Shelly takes 30 self-damage
The needle embeds itself in Shelly, rendering removal impossible, and draws all electric attacks towards Shelly, giving them 100% accuracy

Glinda picks up the gavel for 3 energy
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 2

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (2%): 60 - no boom
DA BOMB has 3% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Fiyero, Shelly, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 21 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 4 - electric
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)*1.5=16.5 damage

Shelly can't pick up the gavel

Glinda bashes Shelly with the gavel for 4 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (1-3 = 2, 4-6 = 3, 7 = 4, 8 = 5): 1 - 2 hits
Each hit is a guaranteed crit due to Crit-a-Cola
Shelly takes (2*2+1*2+(0-1)+(1-4)*1.5)=0.5 damage
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 1

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (3%): 45 - no boom
DA BOMB has 4% chance of exploding next action

Total damage:
Fiyero: 28.5
Glinda: 58.25
Shelly: 79.37
Pika: 55

Note: If Fiyero had picked up and used the needle, he would have evolved into Voodoom for the duration of this battle.

Puffins R Cool automatically sends out his last pokemon: Prv.Buck the Privatyke.

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: None
Other: None

Puffins R Cool, your turn to order.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 8, 2011

Note: If Fiyero had picked up and used the needle, he would have evolved into Voodoom for the duration of this battle.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Puffins R Cool · Jul 9, 2011

Well, at least we stopped the Voodoomation.

Buck, grab Pika's magic wand, and blast the living hell out of that Voodoom x2

Shelly, throw the needle into the pond, then Protect Buck with your body while your still alive.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 9, 2011

Glinda sweetie, bash the crap out of that Privatyke, chill, then bash him again. We'll show him what for.

Fiyero, pass DA BOMB to Shellder, then shoot it twice with your magic wand.

Objection · Jul 10, 2011

Team Shadoo

HP: 61
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 32%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (4% chance of boom)
Other: Normalize deactivated

HP: 52
Atk: Rank 0 (-)
Def: Rank 1
SpA: Rank 2 (+)
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 30
Energy: 12%
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace
Items: Gavel
Other: Guaranteed crits (1 more action)

Team Puffins

HP: 11
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 4
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2 (+)
Spe: 40
Energy: 72%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link
Items: None
Other: Attracting electric attacks

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: None
Other: None

The four pokemon continue to struggle, including having to deal with DA BOMB, but Shelly is having more trouble than the rest as she tries to remove the needle, but only tires herself out. Prv.Buck feels that he can pick up where Pika left off and picks up the magic wand, while Glinda bashes him with the gavel, scoring two critical hits thanks to the Crit-a-Cola ... which seems to be wearing off now. Finally, Fiyero passes DA BOMB to Shelly, hoping that it will explode in her ... hands? Well, it doesn't.

Disappointed, Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly but it turns out to be a water spell, which Shelly is able to resist. However, in her efforts to protect her ally from any attacks, Shelly has forgotten that she is tiny and Prv.Buck is ... well, not so tiny. The Privatyke tries some magic on Fiyero and casts a poison spell on him, while Glinda tries to chill but fails.

Fiyero finishes off Shelly with one more spell, this time a dark one, while Prv.Buck casts a more fiery spell on the Voodoll. Glinda uses the last of her energy to smash the gavel in Prv.Buck's face five times and even scores one critical hit! However, DA BOMB has found its way back into Fiyero's hands and Glinda drops to the ground exhausted, dropping her gavel too. Now it's down to this: a DA BOMB-holding Fiyero and whatever comes out next against Prv.Buck and his magic wand.

As the round draws to a close, some more of Team Fortress 2's characters enter the arena. A RED Spy is trying to flee from a BLU Medic, who in turn is being pursued by a RED Heavy. Eventually, they all catch up with each other and get into a brawl, but in the process, two Killing Gloves of Boxing, one Dead Ringer and a Medigun are knocked flying into the arena. Who knows what uses these items might have?

Team Shadoo

HP: 42
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 15%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (7% chance of boom)
Other: Normalize deactivated

HP: 52
Energy: TOO TIRED!
Abilities: Natural Cure, Serene Grace

Team Puffins

HP: Avada kedavra!
Energy: 64%
Abilities: Shell Armor, Skill Link

HP: 91
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 83%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: Magic wand
Other: None

Objects on the ground

Flaming rock x 1

Up to two can be picked up in one action
Can be thrown for 5 energy
Throwing counts as a 4 BP physical rock-type attack and a 4 BP physical fire-type attack with 10% chance of 1st degree burn
- After being thrown, the rock breaks on contact with anything
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
At the end of every action (including the action it is picked up on), holder has a 10% chance of getting a 1st degree burn

Hard hat x 1 (2 more hits)

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 5 energy
While equipped, the hard hat will reduce all incoming physical damage by 50%
Will break after the wearer is hit by 5 physical attacks

Grabbo arm x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to grab items for 6 energy
- This overrides the normal energy cost for picking up items
- Only one item can be picked up at a time in this way
Can pick up any item on the ground or held by another pokemon
- Has +1 priority when used to pick up items on the ground
- Cannot pick up an equipped item, an item that requires two hands or an item that cannot be picked up
- If used when the user is holding two items including the Grabbo arm, the user gets the item and the Grabbo arm gets dropped automatically after use

Apple x 1

Can be picked up
Can be eaten for 5 energy
Eating the apple has a predetermined but unknown effect

Coffeeccino x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk with no energy cost
When drunk, the drinker becomes hyper
- The hyper effect allows the drinker to perform actions even when it doesn't have enough energy and prevents the drinker from fainting upon running out of energy
- While hyper, all actions cost twice as much energy
- The hyper effect wears off after 6 actions, not counting the action the coffeeccino was drunk on
- If the drinker has hit or passed 0 energy by this point, they faint immediately

Anvil x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 7 energy
Throwing the anvil counts as a 10 BP physical steel-type attack with a 30% chance of flinch
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
After being thrown, the anvil lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Spyglass x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to inspect any item on the ground for 3 energy
At the end of the round, any predetermined but unknown effects on inspected items will be revealed to whoever inspected them

Bonk! Atomic Punch x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user +2 speed and +2 evasion for 3 actions but makes them incapable of using items that require two hands
- This resets immediately after 3 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Crit-a-Cola x 2 (1 empty)

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user guaranteed crits on all successful attacks for 6 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Gavel x 1

Can be picked up
Can be swung at another pokemon for 4 energy
Swinging the gavel counts as a multi-hit typeless physical attack with 2 BP per hit
Base accuracy is 100
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Table x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be used as cover
A pokemon using the table as cover takes 3 less damage from all attacks (after all other damage modifiers)
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Sheep x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be sent to any pokemon for 8 energy
Will arrive at its target at the end of the action after its release (so if released during action 1, it will reach its target at the end of action 2)
Will explode upon reaching its target
- This counts as a 25 BP physical normal-type attack from rank 5 attack
- Base accuracy is 100
Will also explode if it gets attacked after it is released but before it reaches its target
- This does no damage to anyone unless the pokemon attacking the sheep got too close to it

Holy hand grenade x 1

Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 8 energy
Will explode at the end of the action after it is thrown (so if thrown during action 1, it will explode at the end of action 2)
- Exploding counts as a 25 BP physical normal-type attack from rank 5 attack
After being thrown, the Holy Hand Grenade lands on the ground and can be kicked away for 5 energy
- Does not need to be picked up to be kicked away
- Cannot be kicked into another pokemon
Base accuracy of the throw is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
Base accuracy of the explosion is 100 if the throw hits and the Holy Hand Grenade is not kicked away, and 0 otherwise

Libra's scales of justice x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be prayed to for 25 energy
- Can only be prayed to once in the entire match
Praying to the scales has a predetermined but unknown effect

Killing Gloves of Boxing x 2

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 3 energy
Once equipped, the pokemon can use a punch command for 5 energy
- Punching counts as a 8 BP physical fighting-type attack with a high critical hit ratio
- Base accuracy is 100
- Fighting-types get STAB on this command
- Consecutive uses of the punch command have 1 less BP per consecutive use (so if the command is used three times in a row, it will have 7 BP the second time and 6 BP the third)

Dead Ringer x 1

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 7 energy
When equipped, the user will turn invisible upon being successfully attacked
- While invisible, the user cannot be targeted by any attacks
- The invisibility wears off at the end of the action after the Dead Ringer is activated (so if it is activated during action 1, the effect wears off at the end of action 2)
- The Dead Ringer will break once its effect wears off

Medigun x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be used to heal an ally for 7 energy
The healing has different effects on consecutive actions.
1. Heals 10 HP
2. Heals 10 HP and removes one non-damaging effect of the user's choice
3. Heals 10 HP and removes all negative non-damaging effects
4. Ubercharge (has +1 priority) - the target is immune to all attacks for 2 actions
Cannot be used on more than four consecutive actions and the consecutive action energy penalty still applies

Raw data

Turn order: Shelly, Prv.Buck, Glinda, Fiyero

Shelly struggles to remove the needle but fails and wastes 3 energy trying

Prv.Buck picks up a magic wand for 3 energy

Glinda bashes Prv.Buck with the gavel for 8 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (1-3 = 2, 4-6 = 3, 7 = 4, 8 = 5): 31 - 2 hits
Each hit is a guaranteed crit due to Crit-a-Cola
Shelly takes (2*2+1*2+(0-1)+(1-3)*1.5)=2 damage
Glinda's Crit-a-Cola counter drops to 0

Fiyero passes DA BOMB to Shelly for 3 energy

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (4%): 34 - no boom
DA BOMB has 5% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Fiyero, Shelly, Prv.Buck, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 2 - water
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)*0.67=7.37 damage

Shelly attempts to bodyblock Prv.Buck for 5 energy
Shelly is too small to be an effective meatshield

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Fiyero for 5 energy
Roll a D8 for type: 6 - poison
Roll a D16 for crit: 5 - no crit
Fiyero takes (8+(1-1)*1.5)=8 damage

Glinda tries to chill but fails and wastes 3 energy trying (dumbass)

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (5%): 7 - close but no boom
DA BOMB has 6% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Fiyero, Shelly, Prv.Buck, Glinda

Fiyero casts a spell on Shelly for 9 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 8 - dark
No crit due to Shell Armor
Shelly takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)=1 damage
Shelly is KO'd by the attack
DA BOMB falls on the ground and rolls towards another pokemon
Roll a D3 for new holder (1 = Fiyero, 2 = Glinda, 3 = Prv.Buck): 1 - Fiyero

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Fiyero for 9 energy
Roll a D8 for type: 1 - fire
Roll a D16 for crit: 1 - crit
Fiyero takes (8+3+(1-1)*1.5)=11 damage

Glinda bashes Prv.Buck with the gavel for 4 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (1-3 = 2, 4-6 = 3, 7 = 4, 8 = 5): 8 - 5 hits
Roll 5D16 for crits: 7, 8, 1, 15, 6 - one crit
Shelly takes (2*5+1+(0-1)+(1-3)*1.5)=7 damage
Glinda runs out of energy and faints
The gavel falls on the ground

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (6%): 79 - no boom
DA BOMB has 7% chance of exploding next action

Total damage:
Fiyero: 47.5
Glinda: 58.25
Shelly: 97.74
Prv.Buck: 9

Son_of_Shadoo automatically sends out his last pokemon: Brrr the Scratchet.

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 46 (+) (Accuracy boost: 5%)
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Scrappy, Prankster
Items: None
Other: None

And Son_of_Shadoo needs to give his orders now. Remember, you said 0 chills.

Puffins R Cool · Jul 11, 2011

Holy crap, that was cool! (shameless bump)

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 11, 2011

CURSES! HOISTED BY MY OWN PETARD!

Fiyero, pass DA BOMB to Privatyke, then blast him as much as you can and pray for a lightning spell.

Brrr, it'll be up to you here. Pick up the Holy Hand Grenade, toss it, and then... Pick up the Gavel. If DA BOMB is passed to you, pass it back on action 3.

Puffins R Cool · Jul 13, 2011

Alright, Buck, Wand x3 on Voodoll. Also, on that first one, try and blast DA BOMB!

Objection · Jul 13, 2011

Crap I forgot about accuracy rolls on Prv.Buck's magic wand rolls! Let's just say they all hit up to this point and I'll do the rolls from now on.

Team Shadoo

HP: 42
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 4 (+)
SpD: Rank 1 (-)
Spe: 70
Energy: 15%
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (7% chance of boom)
Other: Normalize deactivated

HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 46 (+) (Accuracy boost: 5%)
Energy: 100%
Abilities: Scrappy, Prankster
Items: None
Other: None

Team Puffins

HP: 91
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 83%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: Magic wand
Other: None

Team Puffins is looking like it's having trouble. Prv.Buck casts another spell on Fiyero, but it's a dark spell which he resists. Brrr sees the Holy Hand Grenade and picks it up quickly while Fiyero passes DA BOMB to his lone opponent.

And then the sparks fly between Fiyero and Prv.Buck, each of them casting spells at each other. Overall, Fiyero's were more effective than Prv.Buck's, but the Privatyke gets so caught up in the magic that he doesn't notice Brrr throwing the Holy Hand Grenade at him! It won't explode yet but it will soon.

Fiyero goes for one last spell, which, although powerful, drains the Voodoll of energy and causes him to faint and drop his wand. Prv.Buck casts a psychic spell on Brrr, disturbing him a little but not by much as he picks up the gavel. Then, all of a sudden, there is a hallelujah followed by an explosion. But it's not DA BOMB. It's the Holy Hand Grenade, but it did a lot of damage to Prv.Buck. And at such low energy, is there anything the Privatyke can do to win?

Well, whoever's coming up with these objects thinks so, because nothing new appears in the arena. Perhaps there is an item somewhere on the ground that Prv.Buck can use to even the odds.

Team Shadoo

HP: 37
Energy: ALL OUT
Abilities: Insomnia, Normalize

HP: 82
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 46 (+) (Accuracy boost: 5%)
Energy: 86%
Abilities: Scrappy, Prankster
Items: Gavel
Other: None

Team Puffins

HP: 30
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 32%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (10% chance of boom)
Other: None

Objects on the ground

Flaming rock x 1

Up to two can be picked up in one action
Can be thrown for 5 energy
Throwing counts as a 4 BP physical rock-type attack and a 4 BP physical fire-type attack with 10% chance of 1st degree burn
- After being thrown, the rock breaks on contact with anything
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
At the end of every action (including the action it is picked up on), holder has a 10% chance of getting a 1st degree burn

Hard hat x 1 (2 more hits)

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 5 energy
While equipped, the hard hat will reduce all incoming physical damage by 50%
Will break after the wearer is hit by 5 physical attacks

Grabbo arm x 2

Can be picked up
Can be used to grab items for 6 energy
- This overrides the normal energy cost for picking up items
- Only one item can be picked up at a time in this way
Can pick up any item on the ground or held by another pokemon
- Has +1 priority when used to pick up items on the ground
- Cannot pick up an equipped item, an item that requires two hands or an item that cannot be picked up
- If used when the user is holding two items including the Grabbo arm, the user gets the item and the Grabbo arm gets dropped automatically after use

Apple x 1

Can be picked up
Can be eaten for 5 energy
Eating the apple has a predetermined but unknown effect

Coffeeccino x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk with no energy cost
When drunk, the drinker becomes hyper
- The hyper effect allows the drinker to perform actions even when it doesn't have enough energy and prevents the drinker from fainting upon running out of energy
- While hyper, all actions cost twice as much energy
- The hyper effect wears off after 6 actions, not counting the action the coffeeccino was drunk on
- If the drinker has hit or passed 0 energy by this point, they faint immediately

Anvil x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be thrown for 7 energy
Throwing the anvil counts as a 10 BP physical steel-type attack with a 30% chance of flinch
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
After being thrown, the anvil lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Spyglass x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to inspect any item on the ground for 3 energy
At the end of the round, any predetermined but unknown effects on inspected items will be revealed to whoever inspected them

Bonk! Atomic Punch x 2

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user +2 speed and +2 evasion for 3 actions but makes them incapable of using items that require two hands
- This resets immediately after 3 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Crit-a-Cola x 2 (1 empty)

Can be picked up
Can be drunk for 6 energy
Drinking gives the user guaranteed crits on all successful attacks for 6 actions
Once drunk, the can can be thrown for 5 energy
- Throwing the can counts as a 4 BP physical typeless attack
- Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - thrower's speed)
- After being thrown, the can lands on the ground and can be picked up again

Table x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be used as cover
A pokemon using the table as cover takes 3 less damage from all attacks (after all other damage modifiers)
Using the gavel on the table has a predetermined but unknown effect

Magic wand x 1

Can be picked up
Can be used to cast spells for 5 energy
Casting a spell counts as an 8 BP special attack of a random type (out of fire, water, grass, electric, ice, poison, psychic and dark)
Base accuracy is 100 - (target's speed - user's speed)

Sheep x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be sent to any pokemon for 8 energy
Will arrive at its target at the end of the action after its release (so if released during action 1, it will reach its target at the end of action 2)
Will explode upon reaching its target
- This counts as a 25 BP physical normal-type attack from rank 5 attack
- Base accuracy is 100
Will also explode if it gets attacked after it is released but before it reaches its target
- This does no damage to anyone unless the pokemon attacking the sheep got too close to it

Libra's scales of justice x 1

Cannot be picked up
Can be prayed to for 25 energy
- Can only be prayed to once in the entire match
Praying to the scales has a predetermined but unknown effect

Killing Gloves of Boxing x 2

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 3 energy
Once equipped, the pokemon can use a punch command for 5 energy
- Punching counts as a 8 BP physical fighting-type attack with a high critical hit ratio
- Base accuracy is 100
- Fighting-types get STAB on this command
- Consecutive uses of the punch command have 1 less BP per consecutive use (so if the command is used three times in a row, it will have 7 BP the second time and 6 BP the third)

Dead Ringer x 1

Can be picked up
Can be equipped for 7 energy
When equipped, the user will turn invisible upon being successfully attacked
- While invisible, the user cannot be targeted by any attacks
- The invisibility wears off at the end of the action after the Dead Ringer is activated (so if it is activated during action 1, the effect wears off at the end of action 2)
- The Dead Ringer will break once its effect wears off

Medigun x 1

Requires two hands
Can be picked up
Can be used to heal an ally for 7 energy
The healing has different effects on consecutive actions.
1. Heals 10 HP
2. Heals 10 HP and removes one non-damaging effect of the user's choice
3. Heals 10 HP and removes all negative non-damaging effects
4. Ubercharge (has +1 priority) - the target is immune to all attacks for 2 actions
Cannot be used on more than four consecutive actions and the consecutive action energy penalty still applies

Raw data

Turn order: Brrr, Prv.Buck, Fiyero

Brrr picks up the Holy Hand Grenade for 3 energy

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Fiyero for 13 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(70-35)=65%): 34 - hit
Roll a D8 for type: 8 - dark
Roll a D16 for crit: 10 - no crit
Fiyero takes (8+(1-1)*1.5)*0.67=5.36 damage

Fiyero passes DA BOMB to Prv.Buck for 3 energy

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (7%): 49 - no boom
DA BOMB has 8% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Fiyero, Brrr, Prv.Buck

Fiyero casts a spell on Prv.Buck for 5 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 7 - psychic
Roll a D16 for crit: 10 - no crit
Prv.Buck takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)*1.5=16.5 damage

Brrr throws the Holy Hand Grenade at Prv.Buck for 8 energy
Accuracy at 100%
The Holy Hand Grenade lands in front of Prv.Buck

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Fiyero for 17 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(70-35)=65%): 69 - miss

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (8%): 98 - no boom
DA BOMB has 9% chance of exploding next action

Turn order: Brrr, Fiyero, Prv.Buck

Brrr picks up the gavel for 3 energy

Fiyero casts a spell on Prv.Buck for 9 energy
Accuracy at 100%
Roll a D8 for type: 4 - electric
Roll a D16 for crit: 16 - no crit
Prv.Buck takes (8+(4-2)*1.5)*1.5=16.5 damage
Fiyero runs out of energy and faints
Fiyero's magic wand is dropped on the floor

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Brrr for 21 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(46-35)=89%): 82 - hit
Roll a D8 for type: 7 - psychic
Roll a D16 for crit: 15 - no crit
Brrr takes (8+(1-3)*1.5)*1.5=7.5 damage

HALLELUJAH! BOOM! The Holy Hand Grenade explodes.
Roll a D16 for crit: 5 - no crit
Prv.Buck takes (25+(5-3)*1.5)=28 damage

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (9%): 85 - no boom
DA BOMB has 10% chance of exploding next action

Total damage:
Fiyero: 52.86
Brrr: 7.5
Prv.Buck: 70

Puffins is up now.

Puffins R Cool · Jul 14, 2011

Buck, shoot at Brr as much as you can. We fought the good fight.

Son_of_Shadoo · Jul 14, 2011

Just bash Buck until he goes down. If he's not defeated by action 3, use the gavel on the table.

Objection · Jul 14, 2011

HP: 82
Atk: Rank 2 (-)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1
SpD: Rank 3
Spe: 46 (+) (Accuracy boost: 5%)
Energy: 86%
Abilities: Scrappy, Prankster
Items: Gavel
Other: None

HP: 30
Atk: Rank 4 (+)
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 1 (-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 35
Energy: 32%
Abilities: Unaware
Items: Magic wand, DA BOMB (10% chance of boom)
Other: None

The last two pokemon standing seem dead set on their strategies: Prv.Buck continues casting spells while Brrr bashes him over and over again with the gavel and it is ultimately the Privatyke who comes off second best. The energy exerted in casting spells over and over again has finally taken its toll on him (though more gavel bashes would've had the same effect). Brrr has won the match for Son_of_Shadoo!

HP: 74
Energy: 74%
Abilities: Scrappy, Prankster

HP: 17
Energy: TOTALLY DRAINED!
Abilities: Unaware

Brrr bashes Prv.Buck with the gavel for 4 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (1-3 = 2, 4-6 = 3, 7 = 4, 8 = 5): 4 - 3 hits
Roll 3D16 for crits: 10, 4, 2 - no crits
Prv.Buck takes (2*3+(2-3)*1.5)=4.5 damage

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Brrr for 25 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(46-35)=89%): 75 - hit
Roll a D8 for type: 8 - dark
Roll a D16 for crit: 16 - no crit
Brrr takes (8+(1-3)*1.5)*0.67=3.35 damage

Roll a D100 for BOOM! (10%): 31 - no boom
DA BOMB has 11% chance of exploding next action

Brrr bashes Prv.Buck with the gavel for 8 energy
Roll a D8 for number of hits (1-3 = 2, 4-6 = 3, 7 = 4, 8 = 5): 8 - 5 hits
Roll 5D16 for crits: 13, 15, 11, 5, 12 - no crits
Prv.Buck takes (2*5+(2-3)*1.5)=8.5 damage

Prv.Buck casts a spell on Brrr for 29 energy
Roll a D100 for accuracy (100-(46-35)=89%): 54 - hit
Roll a D8 for type: 1 - fire
Roll a D16 for crit: 16 - no crit
Brrr takes (8+(1-3)*1.5)=5 damage
Prv.Buck faints due to lack of energy

Total damage:
Brrr: 15.85
Prv.Buck: 83

Also, I will now reveal the predetermined but unknown effects of the items left over.

Apple: when eaten, sends the pokemon to sleep for 3 actions.
Gavel + table: annuls all remaining actions on all pokemon for the rest of the round (one lot of end of action effects and any end of round effects will still occur).
Libra's scales of justice: splits the total HP and energy of all remaining pokemon (including those on the bench) 50:50 between both trainers and then equally among the pokemon on each team, sort of like a global Pain Split that also works on energy. This could've saved your ass late-game Puffins.

Anyway, on to the prizes. Working out KOCs was hard because of the sheer number of energy KOs but I think I got this right.

Son_of_Shadoo gets 3 TC
Puffins R Cool gets 3 TC
Glinda the Happiny gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Pika)
Elphaba the Bagon gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Charcoal)
Fiyero the Voodoll gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Shelly)
Brrr the Scratchet gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Prv.Buck)
Prv.Buck the Privatyke gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Fiyero)
Shelly the Shellder gets 1 EC, 2 MC and 1 DC
Pika the Pichu gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Glinda)
Charcoal the Embirch gets 1 EC, 2 MC, 1 DC and 1 KOC (Elphaba)
If any of the above mons are already fully evolved and with their DW abilities unlocked or with no DW abilities at all, they get 3 MC instead of the usual 1/2/1
Objection gets 8 RC

Basically, everyone except Shelly the Shellder gets 1 KOC if I've done this right.

Son_of_Shadoo vs Puffins R Cool - a battle beyond imagination

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