The Infamous Hover Hands!

[iDunno]

Nah it's only common for nerds and ugly people when they are interacting with a hot girl that they think is contacting them as a gimmick because "there's no way in hell that they would ever want to talk to them let alone touch them"

Either that or they don't normally interact with women.

 

[WaterBomb]

maybe some of these guys have girlfriends and don't want pictures of them with their arms around other girls, so they do the hover hand to call attention to the fact that they are not putting their arm around them like they didn't want the picture taken.

Probably?




Maybe?



Fuck.

 

[az]

okay now seriously does this ever occur or is this just people being photographed before they've got their hands on these women

because jesus

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

okay now seriously does this ever occur or is this just people being photographed before they've got their hands on these women

because jesus

I tried to find a picture from Fishy's VGC album to prove that he was not a hoverhander, but there was none. Fishy is not an equal opportunity embracer.

 

[VKCA]

i'll always be a boy
fuck

It's not all bad.

 

[Wikey]

okay now seriously does this ever occur or is this just people being photographed before they've got their hands on these women

because jesus

The good news is that some of the pictures could just have been taken early.

The bad news is that they probably don't even make up a significant portion.

Have you never met someone this awkward around girls?

 

[mattj]

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I'd be nervous when putting the moves on a hot mama like that too.
oooooooo cottage cheeeeeeeeeeeeese

 

[Firestorm]

It's not all bad.

Pinnochio went through a lot to become a boy.

 

[Eraddd]

I tried to find a picture from Fishy's VGC album to prove that he was not a hoverhander, but there was none. Fishy is not an equal opportunity embracer.

There was a picture of him, Makiri and Caffwin but I can't remember if it was Paul's hands who had his arms around them, or if it was Fish.

 

[mattj]

 

[Fish]

I am insecure and am inclined to post to defend my honor. Even though this one is almost worse because I look creepy as hell.

Very sneaky, Jesus...

 

[kaonohiokala]

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The first one is just plain depressing.

The second one is to avoid lawsuits. Must be in the Santa rulebook.

 

[Nilf]

Thankfully it's not only guys who are susceptible

 

[cookie]

how to spot an awkward lesbian

 

[Luxpluff91]

how to spot an awkward lesbian

So true

 

[DM]

how to spot an awkward boob job scar

 

[AJers]

hahaha, this thread is too freaking awesome. I never realized hoover-handing it was such a widespread phenomenon. :P

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

hahaha, this thread is too freaking awesome. I never realized hoover-handing it was such a widespread phenomenon. :P

Hoover hands suck even more than hover hands do.

 

[Ramblin Wreck]

Nobody appreciated my pun :(

Caught staring and two of the worst hover hands I've ever seen.

 

[Improbability]

Nah thats because it really blowed, man.

I guess that spongebob hover hands must be similar to the santa one. Some sort of legal requirement. Still hilarious

 

[Layell]

Those aren't real hands on the end of that guy, so they are probably too unwieldy to position. At the theme park I work at the costumed guys are allowed to hug kids and whatnot, I believe as long as there is some sign of consent.

EDIT: Oh wait that's not even a costumed character (the theme park I worked at had the spongebob one, the skinny ass legs give it away.)

 

[az]

IT'S OKAY GUYS WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE LAYELL IS ON THE CASE

THEY'RE NOT REAL ARMS

 

[Layell]

This is what I get when going on smogon in the morning after being up all night. Also I prefer the name Encyclopedia Layell, I can solve any case for only a quarter!

 

[Blue_Tornado]

some of these I really don't get.. like the wedding picture and the guy who's too embarrassed with his mom??

honestly that's just bad

 

[monkfish]

im sorry dm

i had to