"Feraligatr, we're alive! Aren't you so happy?"
"FLARGAFLARGA!!!"
"...Feraligatr, you didn't actually swallow any zombie parts with Crunch, did you?"
"FLAAAAARGAAFLAAAAAAAARGA!"
"...Well damn." *takes Feralizombie out with handy shotgun*
"A perfectly good Feraligatr gone to waste. Well, Arceus, what gift will you grant me today?"
The clouds above me part, and sunrays fall from the partition in the sky like intangible raindrops. (I can be pretty poetic during a zombie apocalypse.)
A voice booms from the sky. "Why, you'll be fighting with this one I've been saving for you."
"Really? Well, what is it?"
I then proceed to see-and be squished by-a giant mass of blue and white blubber falling from the sky.
"WAAAAAAAAILORD!!"
"...Well, at least it's fully evolved. It could be useful with its gargantun HP stat. Let's see its moveset."
Useful moves, in order of usefulness:
-Heavy Slam (FUCK YES! WAILORD, SLAM THEM WITH YOUR PROTECTIVE BLUBBER!!)
-Bounce (Let's go, Wailord! Flop around with your 47.5 feet of body and DESTROY!)
-Hydro Pump (Wailord, BLAST those whimpy zombies back to wherever they came from!)(Where DID they come from anyway? lol let's not go there)
-Water Spout (see: Hydro Pump, but it'll get worse as Wailord takes damage.)
-Rollout (see: Bounce, but it can't stop attacking and it is weak at the start. Plus, no Defense Curl.)
-Rest (Recovering health is always good during a zombie apocalypse.)
-Mist (Cover for slow getaway)
-Brine (Good for weakened masses of zombies)
The rest are craptastic. (lolAmnesia, lolGrowl, EPIClolDive)
EDIT: OH GOD DIVERMAN THAT IS WIN.
"FLARGAFLARGA!!!"
"...Feraligatr, you didn't actually swallow any zombie parts with Crunch, did you?"
"FLAAAAARGAAFLAAAAAAAARGA!"
"...Well damn." *takes Feralizombie out with handy shotgun*
"A perfectly good Feraligatr gone to waste. Well, Arceus, what gift will you grant me today?"
The clouds above me part, and sunrays fall from the partition in the sky like intangible raindrops. (I can be pretty poetic during a zombie apocalypse.)
A voice booms from the sky. "Why, you'll be fighting with this one I've been saving for you."
"Really? Well, what is it?"
I then proceed to see-and be squished by-a giant mass of blue and white blubber falling from the sky.
"WAAAAAAAAILORD!!"
"...Well, at least it's fully evolved. It could be useful with its gargantun HP stat. Let's see its moveset."
Useful moves, in order of usefulness:
-Heavy Slam (FUCK YES! WAILORD, SLAM THEM WITH YOUR PROTECTIVE BLUBBER!!)
-Bounce (Let's go, Wailord! Flop around with your 47.5 feet of body and DESTROY!)
-Hydro Pump (Wailord, BLAST those whimpy zombies back to wherever they came from!)(Where DID they come from anyway? lol let's not go there)
-Water Spout (see: Hydro Pump, but it'll get worse as Wailord takes damage.)
-Rollout (see: Bounce, but it can't stop attacking and it is weak at the start. Plus, no Defense Curl.)
-Rest (Recovering health is always good during a zombie apocalypse.)
-Mist (Cover for slow getaway)
-Brine (Good for weakened masses of zombies)
The rest are craptastic. (lolAmnesia, lolGrowl, EPIClolDive)
EDIT: OH GOD DIVERMAN THAT IS WIN.