However, it will misinterpret them all to make you miserable.
ITT, we post our three wishes, then say how the previous poster's wishes will all go horribly wrong.
Example:
Wish: I wish to live forever.
How It Will Go Wrong: Curse of the Isla de Meurta, you will be mistaken for dead and buried alive (dooming you to suffocate forever), etc.
Hilariously wrong or very painfully wrong whenever possible.
So, my wishes:
Two billion dollars
An endless supply of food
Unlimited power
EDIT: Make sure there is a way for you wish to go wrong; no "no hassles" or other failsafes.
ITT, we post our three wishes, then say how the previous poster's wishes will all go horribly wrong.
Example:
Wish: I wish to live forever.
How It Will Go Wrong: Curse of the Isla de Meurta, you will be mistaken for dead and buried alive (dooming you to suffocate forever), etc.
Hilariously wrong or very painfully wrong whenever possible.
So, my wishes:
Two billion dollars
An endless supply of food
Unlimited power
EDIT: Make sure there is a way for you wish to go wrong; no "no hassles" or other failsafes.