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SPL General Talk Thread
- Thread starter Oglemi
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aerialace TM40
FLY peliper FLY
do u even start?_?It's nothing personal; it's just Pokemon. So don't be offended by my unbiased midseason rankings.
After some painstaking analysis, here's the results.
Starting with the best team down to the worst team...
1. The Fabulous Sharks (up from #2). Hands down and dicks up, the Sharks are the best team going into midseason. Even with a copious amount of bad luck against us in Week Four, we worked together as a unit and made perhaps the greatest comeback in the history of SPL. When you have the heart of a Garchomp, it doesn't matter if you're down 0-5 in a best of twelve series, you'll emerge from the bitch wars as victors.
2. The Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga. Laga... Ruiners (up from #3). This is a bona fide good team. With merely five superb players on their roster (the rest are scrubs), they still have enough weapons to beat down their opponents. If that alone doesn't define a good team, then I don't know what does. The only loss they had was against a better team in the Sharks--a team they'll lose against again in the Finals of this year's SPL.
3. The Gay Wolfpack (up from #5). Bel Ami porno.
4. The Disabled Frogs (remains at #4). Lady Bug, sogeking, TM40, LonelyNess, reyscarface, etc. This team is composed of clowns and mentally handicapped individuals. Yet they're winning games, and remain one of the top four teams this season. I feel sorry for the remaining six teams, being rated worse than the Frogs is utterly depressing.
5. The Overachieving Classiest (up from #7). Impressive. Keep up the good work. You guys might end up as the #4 seed and then get eliminated by the Sharks come Playoffs time.
6. The Underachieving Tigers (down from #2). Y'all make me sad. Please tell one of your best players last season, DestinyUnknown, to wake the fuck up. Y'all would have easily been higher up on this list with just one more win.
7. The Erractic Cryonicles (up from #8). Too inconsistent. One week you're playing like a top tier team, the next you're splashing like Magikarps. Up a spot though, so that's still an improvement.
8. The Babyish BIGS (up from #9). Big in name but small in plays. Strikingly underwhelming to do anything this year.
9. The Complaisant Raiders (down from #6). Someone please slap the shit out of Lavos Spawn when he says, "GG [insert team here]. See you guys again in the Playoffs." Reality check: the Raiders simply don't have what it takes to make any significant noise this year. You'll surely see the people you have played against again... in next year's SPL.
10. The Mad Scooters (remains at #10).
Ashirogi Muto
Banned deucer.
HeIIraiser
tough like igglybuff
23:54 DANILO lol wtf
23:54 DANILO i logged on to
23:54 DANILO Ashirogi Muto
23:54 DANILO and now i cant
23:54 DANILO log off
23:54 DANILO LOL
23:55 Eo The Wifi Wolfpack are selling back Danilo due to being banned
23:54 DANILO i logged on to
23:54 DANILO Ashirogi Muto
23:54 DANILO and now i cant
23:54 DANILO log off
23:54 DANILO LOL
23:55 Eo The Wifi Wolfpack are selling back Danilo due to being banned
HeIIraiser
tough like igglybuff
Somalia:
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Hey shut the heck up. Theyre doing their best and having fun doing what they love. How dare you put them down like that
oopsies my sincerest apologies Nails I hear scooters and me can't contain me laughtes. perhaps u can make that sad team relevant again <3
20kg in 3 months isn't too hard without juicing especially for someone who is only 50kg to start with...
I'm 85kg and just put on 4kg in this last week alone. Just eat and lift bro
Crux
Banned deucer.
Funkasaurus watch out for those buddy
I just don't know if you are putting in yourself lean muscles. If you want to get 50kg of fat and water in 3 months I think you can get it easyly
You guys make me feel really terrible about myself. I only meant to have fun; I now come to the realization that my words can be taken quite literally. I honestly did not mean to hurt anyone personally.
I know my scathing attitude makes you cry. My words cut you deeply even though what I said was only meant to be taken lightly. It will be extremely difficult for you to believe what I'm saying, but I am really sorry.
I am guilty of my actions, and I will take all the blames and flames for them. If I were in the Scooters' or Raiders', etc shoes, I too would be hurt. Please understand that I know you guys are trying your best to win games, and it was very uncalled for what I said about your team. My actions lacked maturity and were done impulsively. Please give me another chance to redeem myself. I will never be so shady ever again.
The flaming stops here. Please accept my sincerest apologies. Good luck to you all in the remaining weeks of this fun tournament. #lavosspawn
I know my scathing attitude makes you cry. My words cut you deeply even though what I said was only meant to be taken lightly. It will be extremely difficult for you to believe what I'm saying, but I am really sorry.
I am guilty of my actions, and I will take all the blames and flames for them. If I were in the Scooters' or Raiders', etc shoes, I too would be hurt. Please understand that I know you guys are trying your best to win games, and it was very uncalled for what I said about your team. My actions lacked maturity and were done impulsively. Please give me another chance to redeem myself. I will never be so shady ever again.
The flaming stops here. Please accept my sincerest apologies. Good luck to you all in the remaining weeks of this fun tournament. #lavosspawn
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I have put on lean muscle at close to that rate before and have had clients that have done it as well.
I've been under 10% bodyfat my whole life and everyone I've trained has seen their bodyfat % go down as well.
But anyway Somalia is 50 freaking kg. Idt he cares if his gains are lean.
Whitequeen projects Classiest could go to the playoffs! Combine that with Laurel's ranking in the smogcast plus the team actually having a good record and that means we're a lock right?
If Whitequeen and Laurel believe, then it will happen.
Only Whitequeen needs to believe for it to happen.
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I know you're trying to be funny. Take out Laurel's prediction and what your said is accurate. Opps I did it again. I'm so sorry. Old habits take awhile to break completely.
Why don't you just stop posting for a while...
I think if you continue to get 4kg of lean muscle every week (keeping your bf at 10%) you will be in three months near of 133kg, then take some time to get a 4~6% and become the new Mister Olympia Champion! The only-no-juicing-champion in a years. And meh, let's stop talking about bb in a pokemon forum.
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I would but that would make my fans very unhappy. I can't stomach doing that to them.
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