I just spent a week in jail: AMA

[LonelyNess]

Roughly 10 months ago I had a $50 seat belt fine that I did not pay. Through a combination of fees / penalties it accrued to a little under $500 and the cops came and bust my door down with a warrant and arrested me and sat me in jail for a week.

I have stories to tell if you ask the right questions.

So yeah, I just spent a week in jail: AMA

 

[Texas Cloverleaf]

Did you get made someone's little bitch?

Is that even a question?

How were the crackwhores?

Did you make your gf suffer the shame and embarrassment of visiting you in jail?

 

[Heysup]

did you use this elaborate story to avoid managing for spl? yn

 

[joshe]

so did anyone try to buy drugs from you in jail u damn drug dealer?

 

[GatoDelFuego]

Why didn't you pay the $50

 

[Nachos]

what did they make you eat?

what was the black to white ratio?

 

[Afro Smash]

What gang did u join to survive?

 

[Soul Fly]

Is your employability somewhat fucked?

 

[zorbees]

 

[X5Dragon]

Are you getting laid more with the Jail rep? What, it had to be asked..

 

[Atticus]

lol

 

[chimp]

Did you find the shiv for Bourkal the Beast or just outright fist-fight him?

 

[shnen]

do you think you've taken anything good out of the experience whatsoever?

 

[Runic]

Why aren't you answering questions?

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

who was the craziest dude in there?

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Why aren't you answering questions?

another unpaid fine

 

[biggie]

 

[v]

how was the food? were drugs easily accessible?

 

[RODAN]

how is the outside world? has it CHANGED you?

 

[darkie]

why didn't you pay the $50?

 

[TheMantyke]

alone from all of your friends, did lonelyness consume you?

 

[Jumpman16]

corollary of a prior question but did you have conjugal visit sex with your gf

 

[Fatecrashers]

Why aren't you answering questions?

i would assume he is busy arguing with the librarian or starbucks employee

 

[Daenym]

Who else was in there with you?

Did you wow them with your Pokemon knowledge?

 

[LonelyNess]

Did you get made someone's little bitch?

Is that even a question?

How were the crackwhores?

Did you make your gf suffer the shame and embarrassment of visiting you in jail?

No I was not made anyone's bitch.

I don't know they had the women housed in a separate part of the jail. I was not allowed in due to my lack of vagina.

Yes, I did... she came on Saturday to visit me and it was not a fun experience for either of us... she mostly just cried the whole time lol.

so did anyone try to buy drugs from you in jail u damn drug dealer?

No one tried to buy drugs from me, but I DID make a number of contacts now that I have been released... out of the roughly 65 people I met while in jail, no less than 6 told me that they could "hook a brotha up" if I was interested.

Why didn't you pay the $50

I honestly thought I had (hence why I let it go for 10 months). I can't recall why I didn't. I must have not had money at the time and needed to do more important things like eat, or pay rent....

or buy Pokemon X/Y.

what did they make you eat?

what was the black to white ratio?

They gave me two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches a day for lunch / dinner and UNSUGARED CORN FLAKES FOR BREAKFAST. I MEAN GOD WHAT IS THIS NAZI GERMANY?

I don't know exactly how many people I met during my time, but I went in on Sunday at 11:00 PM and was released a week later and only one person in the cell had been there for the entire duration of my stay (he was serving 200 days for a couple of repeat class A misdemeanors). The jail cell was filled every day at the end of the night and there were 16 beds, so given the average stay of about 1 day, I estimate I saw at least 65+ inmates.

Only 3 were black.

Joplin, MO is a white as fuck town.