Multifaction/FFA BIGS 2 - Game Over! NPC alice Wins! SC1 Winner: jumpluff; SC2 Winner: Ullar

[Yeti]

Approved by Gmax and Earthworm, can confirm, have logs.

SANDS? MUDS? SEDIMENTS? SNOWS? STARS? jk on the last one, those guys suck! There's a capsapalooza of factions gunning for the title of victor of BIGS 2, the kings (and possibly queen) of April.

Who will come out on top? Who will idle the least? Who will suck up their horrible post restriction and own it? Who will be the wifebeating scrub that lets their team down? I mean really, beat someone else's wife, you moron. Don't ruin your OWN faction!

Genuine Rules
Most standard CM Mafia rules apply. If you really need clarification you are probably dim.
If you do not post at least once a cycle (each time the title changes to a new Day/Night or # counts) while following your PR you will be godkilled.
If you do not vote in the lynch each day you will be godkilled.
If you do not send in an action on any night you will be godkilled.
The aliases who voted in the lynch will be listed in random order at the end of the day.
There is one item in the game, the SANDS. You must hold this item to win. It is transferrable via death: to the killer, or to the first person to vote for the holder in the lynch.
You may not edit your lynch vote, once you place it, it's stuck.
All roles will target aliases only.
Every faction needs everyone else dead. You win when nobody with a different WC than your own is alive.
Game channel is #MUDS pls joinerino.
PS If you take this game too seriously, you're gonna have a BAD TIME.

Smogon Players
ALIVE (0)
DEAD (22)
Layell
Crux / azurill / SNOWS / Vote-gainer / Killed N1
Celever / Moonspeak 1 / MUDS / Hooker + Team SG / Killed N1
Pokémon Trainer / Moonspeak 2 / MUDS / Hooker / Killed N1
UncleSam / katya / Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice / Delay Kill + Hooker / Killed N1
Archen / jumpluffers / SANDS / RNG Revive Role Gain / Killed N1
Phi / NPC / Killed N1
Dummy007 / Altaria / SEDIMENTS / Anon Msg + Cop / Lynched D1
Acklow / Jirachi / SNOWS / Role Absorber / Killed N2
shinyskarmory / Ebola / Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice / RNG Jack of all Trades / Killed N2
billymills / kamitsure / SEDIMENTS / Bet-maker / Killed N2
More Cowbell / Garnet / SANDS / Info Blocker / Killed N2
UllarWarlord / Clarine / Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice / Hyphy Voter + Item Check / Killed N2
versailles / Shell / Killed+Left N2
Sea Creatures Frozen in Ice Eliminated N2
LightWolf / lapine / STARS / Cop / Lynched D2
Blue_Tornado / Luna / MUDS / 2 Anon Msg / Killed N3
Da Letter El / Shiki Misaki / SEDIMENTS / RNG Heal/Hurt Gambit / Killed N3
vonFiedler / jumpluff / STARS / Faction-Based Randomizer / Killed N3
Paperblade / Muran / SOLARS / Hooker + Vote Negate / Killed N3
Nayru / Shell / Left N3
(BAN ME PLEASE)y Anderson / Shell / Left N3
MUDS Eliminated N3
SEDIMENTS Eliminated N3
Ditto-->RaRe555 / Miffy / SNOWS / RNG User's Target / Lynched D3
SNOWS Eliminated D3
zorbees / Flaaffy / SOLARS / Result Stealer + Vote Negate / Killed N4
penguin344 / lynne / STARS / Random Role Copier / Killed N4
mireille / Shell / Bravely took a hit for ??? N4
STARS Eliminated N4
Walrein / Priscilla / SANDS / RNG Risk Hero / Lynched D4
SANDS Eliminated D4
jumpluff / rittre gilr / SOLARS / Robot voter / SANDSLESS D4
SILENT_NIGHT_SONA / Shell / Left D4
SOLARS Eliminated D4

Aliases
alice: The Winner! Holder of the SANDS 2014-2014

It is now Night One, because Night Zeros are for pussy villagers with no balls scurred of kills. Ain't nobody got time for that. N1 will end in 24 hours, 4/4 12AM PST. D1 will probably be like 18 hours to get the game on a reasonable schedule. All cycles after will be 24 hours or less.

THERE IS A SPECIAL SIDE COMPETITION! The first user to PM me the PRs of all players not on their faction will be counted as a winner even if their team loses. You may NOT ask other users what their PRs are. You have to guess as accurately as you can from their posts. If you do not post a. you are godkilled b. you cannot win. So post. It's supposed to be for fun guys April Fools and all. Have a go at guessing and being a ham with your PR.

I am sending team PMs - out. Please submit all actions in said conversations.

 

[Yeti]

[COMPLAINING INTENSIFIES]
oH no! It seems the first death of the game has happened already!

Dear Layell,
You are yourself.

Every day you may post in the game thread whining. This whining will decrease your vote by 1 every day, stacking to no limit.

Your PR is to only vote with gifs.

You win if you do not play in a Yeti game.

But Layell was on the playerlist, so he has lost already! What a sad guy.

 

[Blue_Tornado]

oh

 

[Lrr]

we lost

 

[Yeti]

All PMs are out. Remember to follow your PR!!

This game should go very quickly since anyone who fails to post their PR will be godkilled and every team has a kill. Don't worry about it distracting from Smogon Mafia Mafia.

 

[More Cowbell]

Aaah, what the fuck are all these images doing around here? Some are even worse than others, including those moving ones. Fuck your moving avatar, Yeti!

randvote Ebola

Glad I can get out of this place again, these avatars here creep me out

 

[More Cowbell]

THE AVATARS ARE WHISPERING TO ME THAT I CAN NOT VOTE YET, GET OUT OF MY HEAD

 

[LightWolf]

Everyone I come to you at this dire time for me to ask for your help. My country is in great peril, I the rightful ruler have been overthrown by a terrorist group and had to escape. Now I ask you to please help me and my people by donating to the following paypal account while Voting Luna.

Sincerely,
Your Prince

P.S. I hear Luna wins every online poll so this should work.

 

[Da Letter El]

I do not love you except because I love you;
I go from loving to not loving you,
From waiting to not waiting for you
My heart moves from cold to fire.

I love you only because it's you the one I love;
I hate you deeply, and hating you
Bend to you, and the measure of my changing love for you
Is that I do not see you but love you blindly.

Maybe January light will consume
My heart with its cruel
Reyscarface, stealing my key to true calm.

In this part of the story I am the one who
Dies, the only one, and I will die of love because I love you,
Because I love you, Archen, in fire and blood.

 

[jumpluff]

Well, my heart's running 'round
Like a Luna with its head cut off
All around the barnyard
Falling in and out of MUDS

 

[Acklow]

Paris, France. April 1st, 2014.

A mahan pihcks phone uhp as rihinging ihkt does, hears a voice ohn other lahine:

"Halloh? Halloh? I ahm trying to reach Alli Babbah? Are you heem?"

Mahan sighs:

"I aham heem."

"Oh goohd! I sahell you thihngs, yes?"

"You sahikh mahn! I don't wahnt these thihngs you are sahelling!"

"Oh."

The phone cahall end abruptly it does. Mahan on the other lahine sahighs. Long day this will be.

 

[UncleSam]

People of the BIGS, unite!

Are you going to let your town get taken over by ruffians? Fuck no you won't!

Therefore, I am confirming that I am LEADING THIS VILLAGE and that anyone who attempts to fuck with the village will get the hose again.

Everyone is to immediately and indiscriminately send me his/her/it's role PM entire, else he/she/it will be cast under EXTREME suspicion.

Sincerely,
~Your friendly neighborhood Village Leader.

 

[shinyskarmory]

this song accurately sums up my feelings about this game

 

[Celever]

來我的酒店淑女！我大概有藥什麼的那裡！

Just wanted to get my PR done before I forget. Carry on.

 

[zorbees]

This game looks great! Nothing but praise for it!

 

[Celever]

Oh yeah... under NO circumstances should you claim your alias to anyone. Just... no. Also don't tell anyone if you're holding the SANDS, chances are they'll be able to kill you and then... x__x.

I guess we can edit in this game? Rules mention no editing about lynches and I want to be careful so *shrug*

 

[More Cowbell]

Friendly request to everyone to remove their avatars, I can't view this thread without pissing myself

 

[Celever]

Friendly request to everyone to remove their avatars, I can't view this thread without pissing myself

I don't understand... pissing yourself laughing?

Also this one was only drawn 2 days ago! :( (by Acklow)

 

[Ullar]

Idk about you guys but user: Walrein should be p. careful...I mean, he could get hurt...

 

[Acklow]

London, England. April 1st, 2014.

Wohomahan picks up phone. Voice on other lahine is heard:

"Hello? Wahant a food processor you do?"

"Excuse me. Who is this?"

"Ahart drahawn by mahee is bahest that is!"

"Uhhhhhhh good bye."

"Wahell? Wahant a food processor you do?"

*Click*

Hung up on the pahoor mahan that mahake phone cahall was. Avatahar change he would nohot. He was not sahickh mahan like More Cowbell.

 

[More Cowbell]

I don't understand... pissing yourself laughing?

Also this one was only drawn 2 days ago! :( (by Acklow)

THE AVATARS, THEY ARE STARING AT ME AND I CAN'T LOOK AWAY

 

[Ampharos]

Idk about you guys but user: Walrein should be p. careful...I mean, he could get hurt...

Guurl please.

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Also? Wayne Brady tho.

 

[billymills]

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[Dummy007]

If anyone here is a competent/incompetent artist (particularly at drawing French girls, which I am not), your services would be greatly appreciated.

(also brownie points if the French girls are yours)

 

[Acklow]

Paris, France. April 1, 2014.


Lahin rings. French wohomahan pick phon up:

"Oui?"

"Hallo! I sahell you bread? Yes?"

"Oui!"

"Picture of you I have make! Yes?"

"Oui!"

"Buy it you will?"

"NON!"

*Click*

"Sahad I am."

Mahan on other lahin make sigh.