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Naruto (Spoilers ITT)
- Thread starter Ninahaza
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You can look it up on Wikipedia for details but... yeah it's a cluster of Japanese holidays that fall close, and therefore usually turn into a whole week of vacation-- and no JUMP for 2 weeks on average. Funny how lot of us (foreign manga readers) have just gotten used to "golden week"-- even those of us who've never been to Japan.
"OMG, Madara planned the whole Rin situation?! I can't believe it!"
-said no one ever
-said no one ever
Sums up my thoughts. And now he has both eyes back. Also Naruto can magically restore body parts even if they were lost many years ago, good to have when Madara decides to tear their limbs off I guess.
Don't worry , Kishi used the fight with Gai to introduce Naruto's new Sage abilities. Now that Gai is healed, he'll probably end up coming back again to kick Madara's ass in 8th gate with Team 7.......
lol
real talk why do they even need sakura, naruto can evidently heal literally any wound no matter how old and sasuke can see taijutsu before you've even begun. plus gai with full hachimon was rocking way superer strength than that gayass lil bitch sakura and he burned up into whitehot ash like ashiita no joe...
here's hoping for slug mode? what would be really killer imo is if the forehead seal could boost her chakra high enough that she could use sage mode since old frogger said you need high chakra and sakura ain't got that shit. the artificially boosted chakra+naturally high control would justify her being able to use it tho and she needs SOMEthing to make her relevant in this showdown if she is really going to participate.
here's hoping for slug mode? what would be really killer imo is if the forehead seal could boost her chakra high enough that she could use sage mode since old frogger said you need high chakra and sakura ain't got that shit. the artificially boosted chakra+naturally high control would justify her being able to use it tho and she needs SOMEthing to make her relevant in this showdown if she is really going to participate.
NaruSaku is not a joke. If there is one thing that Narutoverse has taught us, it's that every single ninja ever does exactly whatever their parents did/uses their family's jutsu/does exactly what their forebearers intended.
That's why ino shika cho are parent clones. That's why Guy is Guy. That's why every Uchiha is emo. That's why Naruto is ninja Jesus. This is the central plot of all of Naruto.
Naruverse demands that Naruto becomes the yellow haired legend who marries the red (pink) haired hot head girl who is the chichi to his Goku. Just like his Dad. NaruSaku isn't a joke-- it's the predetermined destiny.
That is unless he becomes a true legend, breaks the chains of destiny, and makes NaruSasu a reality-- finally using the Senju power of love to connect to the Uchiha (literally).
But Naruto IS the red haired (uzumaki bloodline) hot headed girl in this scenario. So he should marry someone quiet and demure like his mother did. By your logic anyway.
No-- Naruto overlaps his Dad, not his Mom. The Japanese too sexist to make him overlap his Mom. Duh.
And besides, Naruto is blonde not red headed. You know hair color > personality in determining an anime character's destiny.
Frankly, I'm going to take Jiraiya (and vicariously the author's) words over yours here. Naruto takes after his mom. Also, every single character with tomato red hair is an Uzumaki, which Naruto already is. That's the significance of red hair. You can't even follow your own flawed logic here, you have to make a stretch to pink.
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I lol at you takin it so srs and shippin NaruHina so hard-- logic? I'm clearly being ironic in every one of the above "arguments" (though doesn't mean anime logic doesn't work in the ridiculous way I outlined...)
Btw I only dislike NaruHina because their chemistry is about as bad as the taste of pineapple with Mayonaise
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See on the internet when you are trying to be ironic, it should be at least this obvious.
I don't see how you could read those posts and not see the sarcasm...
"Every ninja ever"
"Every Uchiha is Emo"
"Naruto is ninja Jesus."
"Chichi to his Goku"
"NaruSasu gay joke"
"Japanese too sexist"
"Hair color > personality"
These arguments can be SRS???
(Even if they do have a good shot of being right)
NaruKarin ftw-- this is my new ship. Karin is like Sakura and Hinata combined!! Hot-headed red-head who gets even less screen time with Naruto!
I like NaruHina in doujin form though (Hinata is de sex bomb). My favorite doujin pairing is NaruSakuHina.
Wait.
Make that NaruSakuHinaTsunaShizuTemaInoTen
I'm sure there's a Shiri-tori joke in there somewhere but I'm give up on that one.
Wait, I just said Shiri. Shiri means ass.
lol
"Every ninja ever"
"Every Uchiha is Emo"
"Naruto is ninja Jesus."
"Chichi to his Goku"
"NaruSasu gay joke"
"Japanese too sexist"
"Hair color > personality"
These arguments can be SRS???
(Even if they do have a good shot of being right)
NaruKarin ftw-- this is my new ship. Karin is like Sakura and Hinata combined!! Hot-headed red-head who gets even less screen time with Naruto!
I like NaruHina in doujin form though (Hinata is de sex bomb). My favorite doujin pairing is NaruSakuHina.
Wait.
Make that NaruSakuHinaTsunaShizuTemaInoTen
I'm sure there's a Shiri-tori joke in there somewhere but I'm give up on that one.
Wait, I just said Shiri. Shiri means ass.
lol
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"Every Uchiha is Emo"
Well...it's kind of hard to detect sarcasm when you speak a truth... ;)
Well...it's kind of hard to detect sarcasm when you speak a truth... ;)
勘弁してくれよ
If Naruto accepts the position of Hokage over Sasuke much the same way Hashirama did over his sage counterpart Madara, he would just be repeating the cycle of hatred. Who knows, maybe Chou's NaruSasu theory will be correct. You could go even more prototypical and have a fusion of the two and then Sakura wouldn't have to decide anymore. lol