Ubers Rap Battles

[RODAN]

rodan is cool
the rest of u drool

peace

 

[Bossness]

http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?632251-In-Luck-We-Trust-(XY-Ubers)

Anyone remember the following by Ultimate Champion?

'Sup fellow trainers
or should I say haters?
I'm Pokémon Trainer R
better than you ever are
Greatest Pokémon Master in the universe
peaked more ladders than you can observe
when you face me while ladderin'
my Klefki be Swaggerin'
crushin' yer 'mons with confusion and Foul Plays
like I've just drawn the Ace of Spades!
You thought you had it facing Probability-Defying Perfection?
Now you have to face TWICE the frustration!
Meet Klefki's partner Thundurus
SwagPlay ain't failin' just 'cause of the Earthquake of your Landorus
so you better concentrate and not start to steam
and know not even EKiller can stop this team
'cause Clefable ain't aware of the boosts behind its 'Dance
'cause I'm CHAMPION LANCE!
But either way I know you'll be cursin' me
thinkin' how one who plays the game like this came to be
but I hardly care 'cause I'm a Pokémon trainer
AKA gambler
In Luck We Trust is my philosophy
there ain't no "competitive" Pokémon, that's just your sophistry
it's always been this way
even back in the GSC days
them fools may have walled my Mewtwo and Cursegia
but let's see their Bliss' n' 'Lax eat my 'Stoise's Fissure
those mother****ers thought I had no skills
relyin' on 30% to secure my kills
yet when they be outguessin' and counter-teamin'
they think that's real skill but they be dreamin'
Blah blah blah, **** those moaners
'cause no matter what they said I just beat 'em with my Luckpwner
'cause I'm the Master of DaUniverse
my Horn Drill killed many Snorlax even after six Curses
I wish you were around for me t' drill holes in you
with my mother****in' Kazeryuu
I never gave a damn about stigmas and stupid rules
NetBattle and Smogon and PO are just a bunch of dumb fools
but I'm a God, far beyond their control
I even used Quick Claw Ho-Oh, that's how I roll
I once 6-0'd in six turns with FishTauros and I'm proud of it
I'll gladly sweep you now with my swag 'til you ragequit
before my parafusion you won't be able to even move
and now you may say to me, "what skill does this prove?"
but I ain't interested in what you think of me, bro
'cause I'm just here to enjoy the game, yo
I don't seek recognition and all that
I just play to feel the pleasures of combat!
Not that I care but I already have fame
even back when I was ACCLAIM
so I don't give a ****
you complain 'bout luck
in a game of crits and and Scald burns and hax?
That's just retarded to the max!
Now drown in my SwagPlay
pray for better luck on your next day
'cause I'm the best, the Ultimate Champion
the Fissurin', Horn Drillin' Dragon Champion
1337 Champion
AKA Transcendent God Champion
So In Luck We Trust
'cause as Pokémon trainers we inevitably must!​

 

[Disaster Area]

Damn nig my chick's size 8 u better not forget it,
srsly I mean she is just so fucking fit
And I'll use my shit team not my fault niggas lose to them
grasswhistle skymin cos mate I'm a hoodlum
my manectric will make u cower in fear
shut ur fat trap cos the master is here
now rodan - now he loves a wealthybigpenis
and did things with him (those crimes were heinous)
He banned me from #smogon before I told the truth
These are bad times for the lives of the youth
So if anyone starts somethin', I'm already here,
I'll wreck you with flareon, I'm fucking god tier.

 

[Lostcuzofhackz]

Nog's avatar has a sexy dancing hooker
Makes me water spout like specs Kyogre
Piexplode's jelly cuz his girlfriend is fat
Stop using shit teams you fucking twat
Nigga grow balls and use something viable
Not something gay like Milotic and Clefable
All the rap you guys wrote is literally garbage
Makes this thread look like a fucking carnage
Seriously some guys wanted to ban Xerneas?
You thought that it was a pain in the ass?
Ubers in general is a fucking shitty tier
Once you see my dick you crumble with fear

Please at least make ur lyrics rhyme.
"Use something viable" come on get with the times.
Doesnt matter what I use from Caterpie to Arceus himself.
Wanna see crumbling in fear? Look nowhere else.
I'll make you forfeit so quick you'll run back to LC.
Watch us all laugh at you.. "there goes another noob"
So if you're guna try and rhyme with the best,
You best come prepared or get swept like the rest.
I'll beat you so bad you'll think scarf shuckle is viable,
but in reality its just cuz ur horrible.

 

[Yagura]

Please at least make ur lyrics rhyme.
"Use something viable" come on get with the times.
Doesnt matter what I use from Caterpie to Arceus himself.
Wanna see crumbling in fear? Look nowhere else.
I'll make you forfeit so quick you'll run back to OU.
Watch us all laugh at you.. "there goes another noob"
So if you're guna try and rhyme with the best,
You best come prepared or get swept like the rest.
I'll beat you so bad you'll think scarf shuckle is viable,
but in reality its just cuz ur horrible.

Hey nigga shut up and don't tell me what to do
You're better than me? How is that even true!
If you got balls say that to me face to face
I will erase you from earth without leaving a trace
I'll beat you faster than Scarf Skymin
Your hair will get as spiky as Chespin
Pretty sure my grandma can rhyme better than you
So shut your mouth you fuckin' poo

 

[Lostcuzofhackz]

Hey nigga shut up and don't tell me what to do
If you don't like my rap to hell you can go
If you got balls say that to me face to face
I will erase you from earth without leaving a trace
I'll beat you faster than Scarf Skymin
Your hair will get as spiky as Chespin
Pretty sure my grandma can rhyme better than you
So shut your mouth you fuckin' poo

Oh damn he called me a "poo."
Didn't realize we were rapping like we were two.
Scarf Shaymin thats cute.
Let me run a quick calc.
Lost cuz of hacks guranteed ohko...
on that bitch running his mouth.
I recommend you stop trash talking before I ruin your self esteem.
I'll KO you quicker than your little Shaymin taking an Ice Beam.

 

[Li Xiao Long]

Did I hear you correctly; deleted my fucking verse?
Like The Chinese Connection, make you eat your goddamn words
Then clean up my nigga TTar's turds
You think the tier's cool cause it has birds
In reality Melee Mewtwo's just making it worse.

If he was a real man he'd come up and spit some shit
But he's hiding in fear of my fist
It would only take me one hit
Luckily I'm too honorable to do it
Or else the Drizzlers would be pissed

Trying to get rid of Chinese pride?
I'll rip through you faster than the Yangzi tide
This battle only gonna end on one side
While your girlfriend's trying to give me a ride (Oh wait melee mewtwo doesn't have a girlfriend. Oops.)
So don't even try to hide

This fucking Chinese Dragon
Going on a bandwagon
Evolving from a Bagon
My name is Little Dragon
And you're behind me saggin'

 

[ogasian]

honestly lance should stick to stories not raps
his recordings are worse than recording with fraps
now before you motherfuckers start hating on lance
remember that his plays make sexy hookers dance

now with the rest of u niggas its a different story
i hate to say this but the rest of u got trashed on like Dory
anik dickriding lance like piex did to chicken
too bad all lance said was "get back to lickin'"

sweep tryna look cool calling out melee mewtwo
although we all know you still cook him cordon bleu

bkc trash talkin' the two undisputed kings
but blaziken was an afterthought you still have no rings
since this nigga tryna hate on groudon and kyogre ill make the part extra long
we all know blaziken still chokes on ho-oh's schlong

minority is like a whiney six-year old
tryna rap like a champion but he never gets the gold
not even gonna bother with lostcuzofhackz
cuz lyrical skill aint the only thing he lacks

krau getting in the game starting off good
however to the end he became like a white boy in the hood
"champion" fizz that's some fucking bullshit
lc's just a tier that no one cares a whit

yoman like a yeoman aint got no style
i mean, he fell for haruno and her feminine wiles
hold up a sec i just got a text
turns out nayrz is brain dead is his liver next?

abdsdaddy the awkward middle-aged man
fuck, i bet this nigga plays clash of clans
dont even get me started on this cracker yagura
sounds like the kind of asshole who uses words like nomenklatura

all the rest of these motherfuckers dont even matter
cuz if i rhymed about them their egos would go splatter
but enough about everybody else
im sure y'all are dying to hear about the nigga that makes women drop their belts

im like motherfucking xerneas geomancy
crushing noobs this shit is 2ez
im like mega-gengar in that all these cougars wanna use me
and all their small-dick husbands wanna ban me

:)its okay if my rap is bad im asian i have an excuse

 

[yoman5]

Look at this guy, whats his name, ogasian? more like ogaysian
wont fite me cuz I beat his face on over 9000 occasions
forgetting the 5 after the yoman, yo man, 5 coming your way
fist flying at you faster than an aerilate Ray
not to mention whens the last time anyone even saw you play?
you got no moves, no skill, and nothing to say
if nayrz is brain dead and you're givin xern head
who's gonna blow lance? oh wait bossness did

(EDIT: for the numerally challenged *STEELSKITTY* there are 5 fingers on a hand)

 

[ryan]

Why is Melee Mewtwo judging whether or not a rap is good enough when he doesn't even know who Jay Z is?

 

[Fireburn]

WORD

that's how this works right

 

[TheFenderStory]

I'm here to represent straight from LC
you motha fucking ubers ain't got nothing on me
you see in little cup we rap in live battle
we don't sit around forums spitting out pointless prattle
Hell if i wanted to i'd come on up and fight your Mega-Mewtwo
but it wouldn't even be a match for my Dwebble or Mienfoo
Yall talking 6-0's?
I say hell no, you never had a chance
This battle was over before a single Sword's Dance,
I can respect the ubers yeah Groudon's had his turn
But after my next line even he'll feel the burn
I'm the ORIGINAL Rap Master The 1st MC
And if you dare to challenge Fender, you know where I'll be

 

[Krauersaut]

mmm i'm tired so sorry if this is bad, am halfway through driving from vancouver to calgary, finally gotta a wi-fi connection

*ahem*

Your girl walks in, she got a nice round Latias,
The music starts pumping, I Exploud and drop the Superbass!
You think you're Gary Oak hangin' around with all these chicks,
But I've got the Ability of a Magician - made 'em my bitches!

First I make 'em Acid Spray, use Attract, Captivate,
Next comes the Double Team, hittin' up that three way,
Third, got that Swagger, add a dash of Charm,
And last, but not least, I drop the h-h-Hammer Arm!

Think you're so cool, want an Encore with your Wobbufet,
Kid, have your Poke Balls even dropped yet?
Fire you up like a SteelGrill, frying some BKC,
Serve you up at Denny's - roast chicken, dark meat!

I drop flows like a Beautifly, sting like a Beedrill,
Drop your girl on the bed and show her my Twineedle!
I be spittin' out these Scalds, burning you left right and center,
Sky Drop, pick you up, throw you harder than the Drizzlers!

 

[Hack]

I'm here to represent straight from LC
you motha fucking ubers ain't got nothing on me
you see in little cup we rap in live battle
we don't sit around forums spitting out pointless prattle
Hell if i wanted to i'd come on up and fight your Mega-Mewtwo
but it wouldn't even be a match for my Dwebble or Mienfoo
You'll talking 6-0's?
I say hell no, you never had a chance
This battle was over before a single Sword's Dance,
I can respect the ubers yeah Groundon's had his turn
But after my next line even he'll feel the burn
I'm the ORIGINAL Rap Master The 1st MC
And if you dare to challenge Fender, you'll know where I'll be

sorry but lc mons can't break ubers stall
you lack the shadow tag of mega gengar
i'd actually say that 6-0 is a possible infact
all i gotta do is keep my core intact

really sorry for that last rhyme
it was an emergency and i kinda lack time
"original rap master the 1st mc"
how about you seeing the lines coming from me

so i guess ill be ending this with a diss
you spelled groudon wrong, i'd say that's a rather big miss

 

[doomsday doink]

sorry but lc mons can't break ubers stall
you lack the shadow tag of mega gengar
i'd actually say that 6-0 is a possible infact
all i gotta do is keep my core intact

really sorry for that last rhyme
it was an emergency and i kinda lack time
"original rap master the 1st mc"
how about you seeing the lines coming from me

so i guess ill be ending this with a diss
you spelled groudon wrong, i'd say that's a rather big miss

Sorry Mega-Gengar, baby 'mons are running the show
LC is out of your league, call us Indigo Plateau
Ya know? You're really not as OG as you think you are
But me, I conquer mountains, I don't need a fucking cable car
It's quite depressing, trying to read through your lack of rhyme and meter
Probably type with one hand, the other's stroking your "peter"
Just like you attempted, I'm gonna end this verse with a boom
"Hack He Must was burned." No Rawst Berry for you to consume

 

[Hack]

Sorry Mega-Gengar, baby 'mons are running the show
LC is out of your league, call us Indigo Plateau
Ya know? You're really not as OG as you think you are
But me, I conquer mountains, I don't need a fucking cable car
It's quite depressing, trying to read through your lack of rhyme and meter
Probably type with one hand, the other's stroking your "peter"
Just like you attempted, I'm gonna end this verse with a boom
"Hack He Must was burned." No Rawst Berry for you to consume

doubling up against me, aren't we?
fair enough, you are in the wrong territory
by the way, i didn't really get the first part at all
ill just end that discussion saying i hate speed ties more than pp stall

bottom line is i don't see your rhymes either and that finishing is bleak
pairing "boom" with "consume" was that really your peak?
man ill just end it in a simpler way than before
i can give you that, a grammar nazi isn't something you adore

even if it is hard for you guys to believe
you are way away from your home, so just leave

 

[afterburn]

About to wreck all you niggas as I set up a Geomancy
Deez lyrics will hit you harder than a Moonblast, so best be ready for agony
One Blaze Kick to your life orbs and you'll rage quit in atrophy
I'm the Arceus of this rap game, so refer to me as "your majesty"

Tryna act as black as a Zekrom, when you can't even come up with a decent rhyme
Leave the rappin to the professionals, kids, unless you wanna get OHKOed in quick time

That's the end of this short preview of what's to come
Did more damage with these swift verses than a CB Tyrantrum

 

[TheFenderStory]

doubling up against me, aren't we?
fair enough, you are in the wrong territory
by the way, i didn't really get the first part at all
ill just end that discussion saying i hate speed ties more than pp stall

bottom line is i don't se your rhymes either and that finishing is bleak
pairing "boom" with "consume" was that really your peak?
man ill just end it in a simpler way than before
i can give you that, a grammar nazi isn't something you adore

even if it is hard for you guys to believe
you are way away from your home, so just leave

If you want us to leave that's fine by me
but not before your ass has been kicked thoroughly
Your rhymes are old news and i'm not impressed
hell you can't beat the master of being the best
The Name's Fender LC rapper Supreme,
I''m here to fuck up Ubers with a Hyper beam
You can stall all you want but it won't change a thing
because when it comes to Rap Battles I am the king

 

[ogasian]

Alright alright enough if this baby shit
Im pissed the fuck off so you better fucking quit
Run home to yo mama cuz we shiftin' into higher gear
Ubers sweepin yo ass before you can say "oh deer"
Rhymes so weak you lookin' like a trubbish
I think its safe to say lc is pretty rubbish
Ubers so legendary we are bogeyman scary
Swords dance extreme speed that's impossible to parry
Pawniard and spritzee that's all you fucking see
In ubers even stunfisk can earn a rank "C"

 

[doomsday doink]

Alright alright enough if this baby shit
Im pissed the fuck off so you better fucking quit
Run home to yo mama cuz we shiftin' into higher gear
Ubers sweepin yo ass before you can say "oh deer"
Rhymes so weak you lookin' like a trubbish
I think its safe to say lc is pretty rubbish
Ubers so legendary we are bogeyman scary
Swords dance extreme speed that's impossible to parry
Pawniard and spritzee that's all you fucking see
In ubers even stunfisk can earn a rank "C"

"Excuse me? Can we get a GP check in Aisle 3?"
This fucking OG Asian thinks he's got something on me
Why don't you actually play the meta, before you start trashing LC
I'm U-turnin this shit up, like my nigga, Landorus-T
You're a pretender, look like a registered sex offender
I'm pretty sure even Professor Oak couldn't tell your gender
Why you hating on Fender? He's rhyming better than you ever will
While your free-to-fuck momma's screwing randoms like a power drill
Your rhymes are pretty sketchy, I'm a Champion, a master still
You're out of ammunition like the colonists at Bunker Hill
LC crew is represented, lyrical Jesus, boy I'm breaking bread
"Champion Fizz used Smack Down!" "The wild ogasian fled..."

 

[yoman5]

yoman5 shot fire at me, like he had no choice
nigga calm your ass down nigga, you're only a voice
you diss me because you have nobody's vote
you can't stop me motherfucker 'cause i'm on a boat
you're right about one thing, i will quit for a couple of years
but you'll be fucking your dad and bringing him to tears
you say i'm bad and you doubt my ability
my client krauersaut defeated steeskitty
if you thought that was sad, i'll make you even sadder
i'll add "YOMAN5 IS RETARDED" to the top of the ladder
after reading these rhymes, you'll be wondering what to spit
while your motherfucking mom will be sucking my motherfucking dick

ey yo gaga needs more curse words in his first verse
than eminem will ever spit before he hits his hearse
speakin of which go order yourself a funeral and a tombstone
you're gonna need one bitch, cuz consider the gauntlet thrown
you'll top the ladder thats cute, ladder's easier than your mom
I don't even think you can do it- not with swagplay gone

 

[yolotrolllster]

You all be dissing,
So you don't know what you're missing.
I may just be Asian,
But I'm part of the great invasion.

 

[Lostcuzofhackz]

I think I'll start by saying your guys words don't effect me,
You best respect me,
Before I decide to wreck thee.
None of you can compare to me in ubers one bit.
In fact your all just shit,
I laugh at all your crits you get.
Your rhymes do about as much as poison to a metagross,
A gen 5 knock off,
or shadow ball on vigoroth.
Its very safe to say that your words are easy to brush off,
mine beat you so bad I'll have you calling the cops,
your just a little bitch going through menopause.
So in conclusion y'all can eat my masterballs,
I don't need them anymore because I already fucking caught them all.
If you ever wanna battle I'll laugh and watch you fall.

 

[Steve Angello]

Well don t care about the language cuz german etc and drunk

Yo Krauersaut I m the german boss call me a raptechnical smarthphone,
in you re pokemon Crew are all black hustlers, why don t you call urself barcode?
The uberstars tournament made me mad,
Why is this noob allowed to participate in that?
Your rapstyle made me sick, trying to be funny with adding an attack, tbh thats shit.
Krauersaut still thinks he is the best in the Uberstier, didn t you ask people to ghost you in a uberstour here?
Ah right you are 12? Its very Late better go to bed,
After you read those lines you ll go to mum and tell her:' MUUUM Look those people bullying me on the internet!!!'
You changed ur name to Aeonar,
Krauersaut was bad but you managed to get something even shittier.
Do you know Randall Weems? He is very annoying,
You are like him nobody likes you and you re always reporting.


Well actually i wanted to bring a line with relevance but was this guy ever relevant. Tbh i m just kidding idc about you but you annoyed me as fu*k in Upl. I m Drunk Bye

 

[TheFenderStory]

LC player my ass; your rhymes are as OverUsed as Aegislash
I'm finna sweep all your teams with motherfucking smashpass
If you see me on the ladder you'll get 6-0'd in a flash
You talk that shit on my turf I'll kick your sorry ass

I was the best in upl; Steel8-0fuckingskitty
I rape baddies like absdaddy and it ain't even pretty
I don't even understand how your meta can be so shitty
You call yourselves a tier? You can go kiss Problems' clitty

I'm MC Steeljackal, king of this perfect tier
Shit on randoms like Fizz every day of the fucking year
Nigga thinks his rap is anything but queer
If you wanna experience F.E.A.R. just look in the fucking mirror

I'm better than Sweep and my lyrics are deep
Your rap is cheap and Blarajan is a creep
My rhymes make LCers weep
Whilst your style just put me to sleep

zzZ

Your talkin big game for a ladder bottom feeder
you should stick to fucking Eevee's as the top "Poke Breeder"
A perfect Tier? now that's a load of shit its just Kyorge getting stronger year after year
If you wanna talk perfection you should look right here
The motha fucking rap king Fender has appeared
From the L to the C they call number 1
and imma gonna teach you how a real battle done
After throwing down with me I'm sure there's one thing you have learned
That when you rap battle Fender you ALWAYS get burned