Please at least make ur lyrics rhyme.Nog's avatar has a sexy dancing hooker
Makes me water spout like specs Kyogre
Piexplode's jelly cuz his girlfriend is fat
Stop using shit teams you fucking twat
Nigga grow balls and use something viable
Not something gay like Milotic and Clefable
All the rap you guys wrote is literally garbage
Makes this thread look like a fucking carnage
Seriously some guys wanted to ban Xerneas?
You thought that it was a pain in the ass?
Ubers in general is a fucking shitty tier
Once you see my dick you crumble with fear
Hey nigga shut up and don't tell me what to doPlease at least make ur lyrics rhyme.
"Use something viable" come on get with the times.
Doesnt matter what I use from Caterpie to Arceus himself.
Wanna see crumbling in fear? Look nowhere else.
I'll make you forfeit so quick you'll run back to OU.
Watch us all laugh at you.. "there goes another noob"
So if you're guna try and rhyme with the best,
You best come prepared or get swept like the rest.
I'll beat you so bad you'll think scarf shuckle is viable,
but in reality its just cuz ur horrible.
Oh damn he called me a "poo."Hey nigga shut up and don't tell me what to do
If you don't like my rap to hell you can go
If you got balls say that to me face to face
I will erase you from earth without leaving a trace
I'll beat you faster than Scarf Skymin
Your hair will get as spiky as Chespin
Pretty sure my grandma can rhyme better than you
So shut your mouth you fuckin' poo
sorry but lc mons can't break ubers stallI'm here to represent straight from LC
you motha fucking ubers ain't got nothing on me
you see in little cup we rap in live battle
we don't sit around forums spitting out pointless prattle
Hell if i wanted to i'd come on up and fight your Mega-Mewtwo
but it wouldn't even be a match for my Dwebble or Mienfoo
You'll talking 6-0's?
I say hell no, you never had a chance
This battle was over before a single Sword's Dance,
I can respect the ubers yeah Groundon's had his turn
But after my next line even he'll feel the burn
I'm the ORIGINAL Rap Master The 1st MC
And if you dare to challenge Fender, you'll know where I'll be
Sorry Mega-Gengar, baby 'mons are running the showsorry but lc mons can't break ubers stall
you lack the shadow tag of mega gengar
i'd actually say that 6-0 is a possible infact
all i gotta do is keep my core intact
really sorry for that last rhyme
it was an emergency and i kinda lack time
"original rap master the 1st mc"
how about you seeing the lines coming from me
so i guess ill be ending this with a diss
you spelled groudon wrong, i'd say that's a rather big miss
doubling up against me, aren't we?Sorry Mega-Gengar, baby 'mons are running the show
LC is out of your league, call us Indigo Plateau
Ya know? You're really not as OG as you think you are
But me, I conquer mountains, I don't need a fucking cable car
It's quite depressing, trying to read through your lack of rhyme and meter
Probably type with one hand, the other's stroking your "peter"
Just like you attempted, I'm gonna end this verse with a boom
"Hack He Must was burned." No Rawst Berry for you to consume
If you want us to leave that's fine by medoubling up against me, aren't we?
fair enough, you are in the wrong territory
by the way, i didn't really get the first part at all
ill just end that discussion saying i hate speed ties more than pp stall
bottom line is i don't se your rhymes either and that finishing is bleak
pairing "boom" with "consume" was that really your peak?
man ill just end it in a simpler way than before
i can give you that, a grammar nazi isn't something you adore
even if it is hard for you guys to believe
you are way away from your home, so just leave
"Excuse me? Can we get a GP check in Aisle 3?"Alright alright enough if this baby shit
Im pissed the fuck off so you better fucking quit
Run home to yo mama cuz we shiftin' into higher gear
Ubers sweepin yo ass before you can say "oh deer"
Rhymes so weak you lookin' like a trubbish
I think its safe to say lc is pretty rubbish
Ubers so legendary we are bogeyman scary
Swords dance extreme speed that's impossible to parry
Pawniard and spritzee that's all you fucking see
In ubers even stunfisk can earn a rank "C"
ey yo gaga needs more curse words in his first verseyoman5 shot fire at me, like he had no choice
nigga calm your ass down nigga, you're only a voice
you diss me because you have nobody's vote
you can't stop me motherfucker 'cause i'm on a boat
you're right about one thing, i will quit for a couple of years
but you'll be fucking your dad and bringing him to tears
you say i'm bad and you doubt my ability
my client krauersaut defeated steeskitty
if you thought that was sad, i'll make you even sadder
i'll add "YOMAN5 IS RETARDED" to the top of the ladder
after reading these rhymes, you'll be wondering what to spit
while your motherfucking mom will be sucking my motherfucking dick
Your talkin big game for a ladder bottom feederLC player my ass; your rhymes are as OverUsed as Aegislash
I'm finna sweep all your teams with motherfucking smashpass
If you see me on the ladder you'll get 6-0'd in a flash
You talk that shit on my turf I'll kick your sorry ass
I was the best in upl; Steel8-0fuckingskitty
I rape baddies like absdaddy and it ain't even pretty
I don't even understand how your meta can be so shitty
You call yourselves a tier? You can go kiss Problems' clitty
I'm MC Steeljackal, king of this perfect tier
Shit on randoms like Fizz every day of the fucking year
Nigga thinks his rap is anything but queer
If you wanna experience F.E.A.R. just look in the fucking mirror
I'm better than Sweep and my lyrics are deep
Your rap is cheap and Blarajan is a creep
My rhymes make LCers weep
Whilst your style just put me to sleep
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