LC RAP BATTLES

[doomsday doink]

Approved by rap king blarajan. OP stolen from Melee Mewtwo cuz plagiarism.

As the topic states, this thread is for rap battles between Little Cup players. The raps don't necessarily have be 100% loyal to LC in its content but the more the better. Also, as these are rap battles be prepared for things to get a little personal. Don't read more if you are weak of heart or ego, but please don't take that as an excuse to start firing shots at people that aren't going to laugh it off with you. This thread is to have fun not stir up shit. jk stir some shit up cuz this a rap battles thread not a playground.

BKC still gets credit for the idea
Profanity is allowed but don't throw around curse words to cover up shitty lyricism.
The limits are 4-20 lines.

Lastly, if we get "12 year old dumb shit," blarajan is gonna delete the thread.

I’m gonna tag slurmz cuz this shit’s about him
Hopefully this’ll convince you to lose that shitty pseudonym
Mambo’s in the building, call me the rapping kingpin
So, *clears throat*, let us begin…

Your attitude site-wide is what fostered my hatred for you
Your unGodly arrogance must be why Satan adores you
I implore you, click Log Out then fucking burn your computer
Light a match, douse it in gas, and ignore the troubleshooter

You’re a worthless piece of shit whose accomplishments are nonexistent
You offer nothing to this community, you’re like Purpledoosh’s assistant
Your battling is dreadful, the definition of inconsistent
Still baffled you got an archive, I guess Quote tired of your persistence

Speaking of...
It’s obvious you lack any capability to play this game
Every team in YOUR archive was built by [insert other player’s name]
Tildes, shitty YouTube links, and Briyella hearts are omnipresent
Nobody fucking likes you, you dribbling excuse for an adolescent

Encore, encore! Let's address your match versus Confide
An admirable attitude is clearly insignificant in your eyes
To say your perpetual mockery was immature is an understatement
Don't expect my respect, you're too unfoundedly complacent
In case you just aren't fucking getting it, you're a piss-poor user
Choke on these words, if you're lucky Jac'll give you the heimlich maneuver
Kamikaze your shitty hype train, sodomize yourself with a chopstick
Slurmz, do Little Cup a favor, read this verse like an acrostic

 

[Slashari]

Things were getting really heated in the LC Showdown room and I was told to strike first so yolo

Mystical Beginnings to this battle

[01:12:43] Based God Slashari:Hurry up and make a post Glass I want to destroy your whole Smogon career

(WHAT CAREER AMIRITE?)
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[01:20:45] Based God Slashari: Is calling someone's mom a whore taking it too far?
[01:21:19] %GlassGlaceon: Why you talking about your mom like that dude
[01:21:22] %GlassGlaceon: that's just rude
[01:21:27] Based God Slashari: Fk u
_____________________

[01:15:24] Based God Slashari: Is the word bitch too offensive for you
[01:15:58] %GlassGlaceon: um
[01:16:12] %GlassGlaceon: no, you aren't too offensive for me

GlassGlaceon was dropped as a child, bitch even slower than Iron Ball Totodile
He'd be better off if he were dead, kid's got the base 43 up in the head
He thinks he's as good as a FletchDig core, in reality his mother is a whore
Dick so small it's legal in Little cup, Champion Fizz is the dick to his butt
I'm a Pyroar, he's a Glameow, a little pussy that's as fat as a cow
He thinks he's got a shit ton of swag, he's really just a little mite, no mag
I'm gonna cut off your head and shit down your neck, you're always rejected like a bad check
:3
*Drops Mic*


REKT GET AT ME FEGGITS CALL ME TUPAC BOYS

 

[doomsday doink]

Before blarajan deletes my post, can you explain how this shit is gonna go down?

Pretty much it'll start off with someone rapping about an LC player, and from there it'll kind of snowball into a battle where anyone can chime in and give their fifty cents (lol) on someone or something, via rhymes of course.

 

[doomsday doink]

Things were getting really heated in the LC Showdown room and I was told to strike first so yolo

GlassGlaceon was dropped as a child, bitch even slower than Iron Ball Totodile
He'd be better off if he were dead, kid's got the base 43 up in the head
He thinks he's as good as a FletchDig core, in reality his mother is a whore
Dick so small it's legal in Little cup
Champion Fizz is the dick to his butt
I'm a Pyroar, he's a Glameow, a little pussy that's as fat as a cow
He thinks he's got a shit ton of swag, he's really just a little mite, no mag
:3
*Drops Mic*


REKT GET AT ME FEGGITS CALL ME TUPAC BOYS

LOL! If that's what you call rap you're quite mistaken
This aint no reggae Jamaican, I'll scorch you up like your bacon
I aint fakin', you've awakened, the killer MC that is Fizz
Why don't you type something decent, 'stead of sitting-at-your CPU with-a-hand full'a jizz
Bitch I'm assuming you're a grass type, taking damage from this fire
Better call 9-1-1 for this murder that just transpired
You're clearly a novice, throwing "naughty words" 'round recklessly
My rhymes are cuttin' deep, chop off your Poke Balls, vasectomy
I'm spittin' endlessly, no empathy, this nigga dont mean a thing to me
Talk about dropped as a child? Bitch, yo momma tried to abort her pregnancy
You're calling me a dick? You're Jac -ing off to queers on pay-per-view
What a shitty way to start this thread, and this LC PokeRaps debut

 

[natu]

You may have seen him around, he looks like a bit of a clown
Waving his e-peen around with no shame to be found
Acting like a punk and handing out bitch mutes
While he steady be playin macle's skin flute
inb4 mute......
You say you're TheRealTCR but you as fake as they come
You just a fgt ass pussy that beats his own drum
TCR must be on his period, always so pissy
The way he acts, that niggas brain must be more broken than missy
[03:31] stoner linoone: that nigga TCR is a wet pussy
[03:31] stoner linoone: AQUAFINA
[03:32] stoner linoone: walkin round like a (BAN ME PLEASE)
[03:32] stoner linoone: BALLERINA
[03:39] stoner linoone: slap dat nigga back and forth
[03:39] stoner linoone: WINDSHIELD WIPER
[03:40] stoner linoone: nigga always smells like shit
[03:40] stoner linoone: DIRTY DIAPER
Gettin fucked by my boy stoner linoone
Must feel nice considering you get no poon
TCR dick so small call it concealed carry
Real shit tho free my nigga shitty larry

 

[Slashari]

LOL! If that's what you call rap you're quite mistaken
This aint no reggae Jamaican, I'll scorch you up like your bacon
I aint fakin', you've awakened, the killer MC that is Fizz
Why don't you type something decent, 'stead of sitting-at-your CPU with-a-hand full'a jizz
Bitch I'm assuming you're a grass type, taking damage from this fire
Better call 9-1-1 for this murder that just transpired
You're clearly a novice, throwing "naughty words" 'round recklessly
My rhymes are cuttin' deep, chop off your Poke Balls, vasectomy
I'm spittin' endlessly, no empathy, this nigga dont mean a thing to me
Talk about dropped as a child? Bitch, yo momma tried to abort her pregnancy
You're calling me a dick? You're Jac -ing off to queers on pay-per-view
What a shitty way to start this thread, and this LC PokeRaps debut

We all know you got someone to Ghost write, because you're too pussy to put up a fite
Just like your mom, your real lyrics suck
Go back to school, you uneducated fuck
You call yourself "Champion Fizz"
When your dad jacks you off, he moans Champion Jizz
Oh wait, that implies there's something to stroke
By this point you've realized my inner beast has awoke
Talk shit and get bodied
I beat fgts like you for a hobby
You're such an airhead might as well be a Drifloon
My rhymes hit you hard like the winds of a monsoon
I spit hot fire like my boy Darumaka
My lines so electric you need a berry named Wacan
Before you respond, think to yourself: is this really beneficial to my health?

 

[boo836]

Are you seriously rapping about Pokemon?

Mother of god why

 

[Turtleye]

Yo my name is Fletchling
Spamming Acrobatics is my thing
But I also like Overheating
Oh so you have a cute little Chinchou?
Let my U-turn out right now.
I'll send out my boy Diglett there
See who's the boss in here?
All your counters go down
And you're just sitting there with a frown
Now I can just soar through your team
And down with them does your self-esteem

 

[doomsday doink]

Yo my name is pawniard
Against me your gonna lose hard
I'm so dope I might need a ban
With my OP knock off that can be easily spammed
Perfect coverage with only 3 moves
If your weak to my STABs you're totally screwed
Because I'll soon be gone, into the LC uber crowd
Imma leave right now and pass the mic my boy chinchou

I am chinchou my style's the dopest
If you are fire or electric against me you are hopeless
Be careful of my scalds for they burn a lot
For water I'll switch it up with volts to the crotch
Oh, also, if you haven't heard
I'm the best all around switch in to fletchling the bird
This battle is over I've already won
Surviving hits from Bellsprout in the sun

Yo my name is Fletchling
Spamming Acrobatics is my thing
But I also like Overheating
Oh so you have a cute little Chinchou?
Let my U-turn out right now.
I'll send out my boy Diglett there
See who's the boss in here?
All your counters go down
And you're just sitting there with a frown
Now I can just soar through your team
And down with them does your self-esteem

Gonna remind you guys that this isn't a thread to rap as a Pokémon, it's meant to be a way to trash someone with some rhymes (see Antgeezyy's post cuz rekt). Be sure to reference LC Pokémon though, as it will only bolster your verse.

 

[apt-get]

I'd be surprised if people didn't start arguing about the viability of the pokémon used in the verses

 

[doomsday doink]

We all know you got someone to Ghost write, because you're too pussy to put up a fite
Just like your mom, your real lyrics suck
Go back to school, you uneducated fuck
You call yourself "Champion Fizz"
When your dad jacks you off, he moans Champion Jizz
Oh wait, that implies there's something to stroke
By this point you've realized my inner beast has awoke
Talk shit and get bodied
I beat fgts like you for a hobby
You're such an airhead might as well be a Drifloon
My rhymes hit you hard like the winds of a monsoon
I spit hot fire like my boy Darumaka
My lines so electric you need a berry named Wacan
Before you respond, think to yourself: is this really beneficial to my health?

Bitch these lyrics aren't plagiarized, spittin' straight from the mind
I'll shut you down, can't escape, locked up like a Gen 1 Bind
My rhymes'll mess with your head, call me a fuckin' lobotomist
Time to switch it up, Illusion like Zorua, call me anonymous
I'm owning this battle, buying up properties, Monopoly
My bars are straight wisdom, teaching the peasants, call me Socrates
No democracy. Nigga I'm the king! Welcome to my hierarchy.
Rap aint no science, I'm spittin' gold like this shit's alchemy.
My versatility's endless, like Froakie I'm so fuckin' Protean
"Type changed to fire," that's all I spit you twatknob plebian

 

[tcr]

I present unto you this filthy peasant
Wanted voice taken away, it was such a tease
Caledrith gave it back, what a lovely present
But first this pleb had to get on his knees.

A Geezer, an ant, or just a twat?
The only thing that I can see is a voiceless Pussy-cat,
Come on, lettuceknow what the hell you were thinking?
Trying to start with The Real TCR, the fuck you been drinking?

Your rhymes are good, you're pretty clever,
Your entire rap is invalid, however,
Just get muted and cry, cuz you dont fucking comply
Your burns make no sense because I'm NOT A GUY.

"Waving his e-peen around with no shame to be found"
Quiet, kid, before I put you 6 feet underground.
Calling me out? I sucked Macle's dick? I'm a loser?
[00:21] Antgeezy: molk you promised me voice 3 weeks ago for being a good user

Btw My e-peen is the size of an elephant
And at the end of the day at least I'm relevant
Your skills are wack, your poon game is weak
Now get the fuck out of here
You Jersey Shore freak.

shoutout to JC my nigga

 

[HeDancesWithSwords]

I present unto you this filthy peasant
Wanted voice taken away, it was such a tease
Caledrith gave it back, what a lovely present
But first this pleb had to get on his knees.

A Geezer, an ant, or just a twat?
The only thing that I can see is a voiceless Pussy-cat,
Come on, lettuceknow what the hell you were thinking?
Trying to start with The Real TCR, have you been drinking?

Your rhymes are good, you're pretty clever,
Your entire rap is invalid, however,
Just get muted and cry, cuz you dont fucking comply
Your burns make no sense because I'm NOT A GUY.

"Waving his e-peen around with no shame to be found"
Quiet, kid, before I put you 6 feet underground.
Calling me out? I sucked Macle's dick? I'm a loser?
[00:21] Antgeezy: molk you promised me voice 3 weeks ago for being a good user

Btw My e-peen is the size of an elephant
And at the end of the day at least I'm relevant
Your skills are wack, your poon game is weak
Now get the fuck out of here
You Jersey Shore freak.

Where's my shout out
Edit: found my shout out

 

[-Sparkbeat-]

This was a great idea because now we can compile all of our TCR dissing into one thread!

Once upon a time in a shithole called Serebii
A little fucking nobody said, “Spark please teach me!
“Since I blow at fucking everything, show me LC!”
After getting the basics, he made a basic af team.

Just a couple months later and he’s got a few badges
No doubt they came kissing quite a few asses.
Spends all his time postin shit n' suckin
Only stops when his 3 inches need a tuggin

And he, she it, I don’t fucking know
Is back on his comp about to put on a show.
He sees the LC chat talking shit
And I guess a bit he’s sick of it
So he takes a page from the book of Ellie
And abuses his power, since he’s just that petty.

He’s so fucking bad, like he’s no good all
Have you ever seen him when he’s up against Stall?
His teams break against the girth of my Shellos
Then he calls hax since he can’t take a loss.
No matter how hard he tries, I can wreck ’em for days
Rematch Loss Rematch Loss, stuck in the heat haze.

“But he had that one good team, like when Yanma was legal!”
His name was fucking there, but he's just the yapping beagle.
Zoro made the team that caused newbs to go fetal.
Kinda like how TCR was in the LCPL.
Watching him fight was like going through hell.
He’d always lost before the first bell.
Had some flukes at the start
But success is an art
And he’s a fake with no heart
So at the end he fell apart
Dropping games like hot coals
Changing that avi to another crying girl
His ghost prolly left him for a new master
Shame he couldn’t find another Casper

 

[doomsday doink]

This was a great idea because now we can compile all of our TCR dissing into one thread!

Once upon a time in a shithole called Serebii
A little fucking nobody said, “Spark please teach me!
“Since I blow at fucking everything, show me LC!”
After getting the basics, he made a basic af team.

Just a couple months later and he’s got a few badges
No doubt they came kissing quite a few asses.
Spends all his time postin shit n' suckin
Only stops when his 3 inches need a tuggin

And he, she it, I don’t fucking know
Is back on his comp about to put on a show.
He sees the LC chat talking shit
And I guess a bit he’s sick of it
So he takes a page from the book of Ellie
And abuses his power, since he’s just that petty.

He’s so fucking bad, like he’s no good all
Have you ever seen him when he’s up against Stall?
His teams break against the girth of my Shellos
Then he calls hax since he can’t take a loss.
No matter how hard he tries, I can wreck ’em for days
Rematch Loss Rematch Loss, stuck in the heat haze.

“But he had that one good team, like when Yanma was legal!”
His name was fucking there, but he's just the yapping beagle.
Zoro made the team that caused newbs to go fetal.
Kinda like how TCR was in the LCPL.
Watching him fight was like going through hell.
He’d always lost before the first bell.
Had some flukes at the start
But success is an art
And he’s a fake with no heart
So at the end he fell apart
Dropping games like hot coals
Changing that avi to another crying girl
His ghost prolly left him for a new master
Shame he couldn’t find another Casper

Gonna point out that this is waaay over the 20 line limit... but TCR GET REKT!

 

[Superpowerdude]

allow me to introduce myself:

It's ya boy SPD the one and only legendary in LC
making this post so hot blara will give me back my CC
shout outs to queenlucy for reppin dat sun
but make no mistake cuz I'm still number one; on the ladder
make my opponent so nervous they empty their bladder
no one is radder than me, not even TCR , or Rowan
Fuck 'LC Rising' cuz I make it snowin'
people ask me how I'm the best and this is how I show em'
Get dat Tirt shell smashed and this is where we mow em'
To y'all other rappers that are thinking about dissing me
thats a blooper because don't you know? I'm Unaware call me Wooper. #DEALW/IT

Now let me call out some.....

kingmidas your my homie but I just had to try this
Vs me on the ladder and lets see you lose then cry and hiss
old school b/w style reppin defensive cores
with Foongus Spores and Hippo Roars
battling you is such a bore. You will get rekt mate
With your lousey teams you will never be able to 'checkmate'
If you heard you were up against me you would be stalling
avoiding me thats appalling bring out Pory now I'm walling
beat you so bad you'll be crawling unable to walk
post in this thread lets see how you trash talk.

 

[Pedicini]

Scraggy is my boy, his ski be so saggy
You can't mess with my team or you will get a solar beam (in your face)
Archen will drop you like a bag of smelly manure
We get the OHKO like a combee gets honey
When you see us on the street all the other players retreat
My click is OP and our rhymes are sick

*but I'm not a rapper*

 

[Yagura]

Scraggy is my boy, his ski be so saggy
You can't mess with my team or you will get a solar beam (in your face)
Archen will drop you like a bag of smelly manure
We get the OHKO like a combee gets honey
When you see us on the street all the other players retreat
My click is OP and our rhymes are sick

*but I'm not a rapper*

I'm sorry couldn't stop myself from posting it
Making bitches go mad like a skating Surskit
Mienfoo has speed, bulk and some power
So let's ban that annoying motherfucker

rap skills/10

 

[GlassGlaceon]

Scraggy is my boy, his ski be so saggy
You can't mess with my team or you will get a solar beam (in your face)
Archen will drop you like a bag of smelly manure
We get the OHKO like a combee gets honey
When you see us on the street all the other players retreat
My click is OP and our rhymes are sick

*but I'm not a rapper*

Bruh we may be rappin but our styles aint illegible
The lack of effort you put forth is nothing but incredible
You talking solarbeams but you can't even spit fire
My flow's on vulpix, my temperature can't go higher
your little clique may be bad but my posse made you beat it
you tryna hop on that archen diss but you the one defeated.
Yagura boy just forget about your rap career
just like missy murk and yan im afraid that your end is here
your flows don't even rhyme, that's a second grade skill
my flow's on pawn, +6 like a guaranteed kill
You may rep supa hot fiya but you sure can't spit it
you like apt-get after missy ban, just quit it.
GG got tha best lines
droppin alla these mics
Peace, bye!

*btw if you ain't a rapper you shouldn't have steppt in tha buillin*

 

[gali]

necrobumping is bad
otherwise stay rad

peace

 

[Dhaora]

Bruh we may be rappin but our styles aint illegible
The lack of effort you put forth is nothing but incredible
You talking solarbeams but you can't even spit fire
My flow's on vulpix, my temperature can't go higher
your little clique may be bad but my posse made you beat it
you tryna hop on that archen diss but you the one defeated.
Yagura boy just forget about your rap career
just like missy murk and yan im afraid that your end is here
your flows don't even rhyme, that's a second grade skill
my flow's on pawn, +6 like a guaranteed kill
You may rep supa hot fiya but you sure can't spit it
you like apt-get after missy ban, just quit it.
GG got tha best lines
droppin alla these mics
Peace, bye!

GlassGlaceon, more like AssGlaceon amirite?

Yes I am, 'cause I'm better, faster, stronger,
Got +6s Baton Passed to me, you'll be around no longer
than the time it takes to rap this flow,
Your Pokemon Rap Career is a no-go,
You try your best lines, hoping for an Encore
but your rap is weak, just reading it is a bore
You wish you could get banned,
though your usage shows you just crash-land,
/rank GlassGlaceon is painful to the eye,
so I'll leave you in low-ladder with one final goobye;
With this rap game you've bitten off more than you can chew,
Follow your little pal Glaceon down to NU

 

[GlassGlaceon]

GlassGlaceon, more like AssGlaceon amirite?

Yes I am, 'cause I'm better, faster, stronger,
Got +6s Baton Passed to me, you'll be around no longer
than the time it takes to rap this flow,
Your Pokemon Rap Career is a no-go,
You try your best lines, hoping for an Encore
but your rap is weak, just reading it is a bore
You wish you could get banned,
though your usage shows you just crash-land,
/rank GlassGlaceon is painful to the eye,
so I'll leave you in low-ladder with one final goobye;
With this rap game you've bitten off more than you can chew,
Follow your little pal Glaceon down to NU

I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

 

[v]

I'm closing this so you all know that I can