WHAT THE FUCK DID I WAKE UP TO
WHAT THE
FUCK DID I WAKE UP TO
... I only said Mega Slowbro a few pages ago as a JOKE, GF... it was a joke...
Realtalk tho
Why the fuck's everyone raging I think I just might love these things
First thing's first, I like we got a Gen 1 Mega so Gen 1 are finally starting to get as much Megas as Gen 3 (As it should be, Gen 3 has just been overdosing), and it's nice to FINALLY get a Gen 5 Mega ^u^
As for these... well, no stab boosts are confirmed yet, but I think it's pretty damn obvious they're gonna be defensive Megas. Especially Slowbro. Look at it's design. You can NOT tell me that thing will NOT get a massive Defence boost at this point. Design wise? I love them - they improve upon the original designs and concepts. Mega Slowbro looks fucking hilarious yes, but it's basically the Shellder... strengthening it more? It was eating it's tail before now it's going all out, I love that. Mega Audino looks like a combination of a doctor and a forest fairy, and... that's fucking perfect. I literally can't think of any other design that would have fit it more to be honest.
Now let's get to what everyone's been raging about. The abilities. And yeah I was pretty annoyed at first, but... I'm actually cool with these. Yeah, I would have liked better abilities, but... everything considered will these guys really need them? They're obviously going to be very defensive Megas that'll take hits all day on their typing and (hypothetical) stats alone, and Slowbro has reliable recovery in Slack Off so it doesn't mind the loss of Regenerator all that much - Audino... well, yes, the only things it gets even close to healing are Draining Kiss and Pain Split, so let's just hope it gets recovery. Even so... it has 103/86/86 defences right now which are sure to see a boost, and combined with it's very good defensive typing it could pull work even without one.
People are complaining about the loss of Regenerator, but... honestly? You don't have to mega evolve them right away or at all, guys - these are new OPTIONS. You could run a Base Slowbro regenerator set in UU as is, or you could go for a Mega Slowbro which is sure to play completely differently and, as many have said before me, even work well as a Calm Mind setter - remember Crocune, guys? This is Crocune with a better defensive typing, very large base defence, recovery with no drawback and it can't be killed with Crits. THINK about that, guys. THINK about that.
Mega Audino is going to be mostly useful in doubles, and... that's cool. It seems tailor made for VGC; immune to Aegislash's Shadow Ball and Salamence's Draco Meteor, resistant to Mega Khan's Sucker Punch... I'm not into doubles/VGC that much but it definitely looks like it'll pull work there. Yes, healer kind of sucks... but then realize how much Protect-stalling there is in VGC and how much will-o-wisp goes around, and the fact there are never really any clerics. This could do REALLY well if played correctly.
All in all... I'm liking these new Megas a lot, even if it at first it took a little to get over the "WHAT THE FUCK DID I WAKE UP TO" feeling. I feel they'll work well as new options, I feel they're pretty damn solid Megas, and I don't understand why everyone's raging over their designs but praise Mega Salamence's. //runs from incoming "Megamence fits thematically!!!!" crowd
The images have been removed from the Official Korean website by now.
Also
Slowbro's the new Espurr
Mod Edit: Seriously, learn to use the edit button.
Yeah sorry mate I'm p shit at this