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Analysis:
t5 your rhydon fped and didn't earthquake; I blew up Snorlax at ~75% HP so that didn't matter. You'd still have had to switch Rhydon out or lose it.
t8 your snorlax fped and didn't body slam; I got one extra thunderbolt before mispredicting Hyper Beam for 18% health on your Lax. Wouldn't have mattered since your Lax had to boom when it did no matter how much health it had - it was facing a Withdraw Slowbro setting up in its face.
t14 my rhydon fped and didn't Rock Slide; you're right that that didn't matter since you're a retard and sacced your sleeping egg while I still had mine at 100% health.
t29 your snorlax fped and didn't Self-Destruct; I got one more withdraw as a result, which didn't particularly matter since Snorlax Self-Destruct + Tauros Hyper Beam - what you tried - has exactly the same chance of working on +1 Def Slowbro as on +2 Def Slowbro (ie, it can't KO unless one of them crits and always KOs if one of them crits). Then I Rested - 87% damage or 62%, Rest removes it all.
blah blah fps during chansey/slowbro matchup - you did get a lot more Thunderbolts off than normal, and nearly KOed me a couple of times with long strings of fullpara, but yeah admittedly it didn't matter because you didn't get the 5-FPs-in-a-row or the crit.
You made three absolutely appalling errors (switching your only sleeper into Egg turn 2 after I outpredicted you t1, switching in and then leaving in unstatused Chansey on Egg with Sleep Clause inactive and an opposing Starmie revealed) and two serious ones (trying to wake up Egg when I had my own at 100% health unstatused, switching Rhydon into Egg when I had no reason not to Psychic, as a low-health, paralysed Lax is zero threat). I made one significant error in trying to lure Hyper Beam for Rhydon. Some players have trouble admitting when they lose because they are inexperienced?