Smogon Tour 18

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gr8astard

Here comes the waterworks!
is a Forum Moderator Alumnusis a Tiering Contributor Alumnuswon the 9th Official Smogon Tournamentis a Past SPL Championis a Past WCoP Champion
Skip the intro on with the battle:

Sweepage:

I am known for losing to tharik in a rap battle, so i obviously suck.
I know to win this i will need a whole lot of luck.
I have never won a rap battle and lost 4 but i don't really give a ****.

Yes that intro sucked you feel like you want to show me your middle finga
I bet if you saw me in real you would say ''Stop rapping you sand *****''
I bet if you had a gun aimed at my face you wouldnt hesitate to pull the trigga.
Yes only black people can rap and obviously im not otherwise my **** would be bigga.
I can tell you're thinking ''Just shut the **** up *****''.
 
Finally we can look past frontier, seriously fuck that
corrupt ass tournament hosted by a mexican rat
Multi-Gen? 15 brains? rey crossed the line.. something his people are good at
Smogon tour 18 is where we arrive at
This is the tournament most niggas struggle to survive at
Coincidentally it's the same one i thrive at

I enter the scene, have all these niggas power levels scanned
I don't detect a threat insight.. I mean Leftiez is banned
Ojama can't win a game without eternal giving him a hand
Bloo's never winning this, hope he'll understand
Then you got cbb who's caught up in alice's wonderland
BKC's too busy looking for pastebins
History proves that's the only way he gets his wins
McMeghan says he'll try but i don't think he should
Pretty sure 2012 was the last time he was good
While gr8astard's only job is building teams for others to use
Cause everytime he fails he uses dpp as an excuse
Sit on the sidelines and make me an xy team asap
Make sure it has UUs just to give me a handicap
stack up on fairies tho, so i can prevent that MDragon recap
While the rest of y'all are just too irrelevant to be in this rap.
das some bars rite there. callin' out everyone includin' TheTruthbreh
Lool!!! Omg King Sweepage killed it. ROFL
 
ite ite its time 2 hop in dis rap battle fanny pack

Uh uh uh 1 2 3 check

call me da abbreviated MC and im not talkin' MasterClass
i spit fire like charizard, he's just a rapidash
if my iron head dont flinch then you haxed my ass
nickname your drifblim xtra cuz dis is me aftermath

da only reason im gunna win is cuz im so epic
i go harder den a metapod hard and erected
call me unknown like who da fuck ingosmex is
o wait thats my mentor, my father, so i shudnt mess with
i eat pussy, you eat chexmix
favorite pokemon is female machamp, call me sexist

nipples hard like the ice bucket challenge
speakin of challenge i call out SHOFU , CTC , AND ALDRANEN

POKEMON CYPHER 2014
 
ite ite its time 2 hop in dis rap battle fanny pack

Uh uh uh 1 2 3 check

call me da abbreviated MC and im not talkin' MasterClass
i spit fire like charizard, he's just a rapidash
if my iron head dont flinch then you haxed my ass
nickname your drifblim xtra cuz dis is me aftermath

da only reason im gunna win is cuz im so epic
i go harder den a metapod hard and erected
call me unknown like who da fuck ingosmex is
o wait thats my mentor, my father, so i shudnt mess with
i eat pussy, you eat chexmix
favorite pokemon is female machamp, call me sexist

nipples hard like the ice bucket challenge
speakin of challenge i call out SHOFU , CTC , AND ALDRANEN

POKEMON CYPHER 2014

Bars for dayssss, love it yo.
 
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Hey I am Asuya, nice to meet you all
I'm bad at english but in freestyle you will still suck my ba11s

I enter into this rap battle without hesitation
Rocco Siffredi approves, Italy is my nation

Weirdishitsux was my previous alt, some of you already know
My skills will crush you as a 619 on the ring of raw

I have been banned from Smogon for more than a year
Because of a fake log after I lost for a crit of Icicle Spear

During that time I have changed and become stronger
I mean i don't do bullshit and my penis is longer

In America there is Eminem, called rap god
In Italy they have pizza, pope and Asuya the fap god

I want to be clear, this year I wil conquer Smogon
Nobody can't stop me, you know the show must go on

I love the haters so I send a kiss to Masterclass
I'm not gay but in a match you can bet I'll rape his a$$

When I play I am done so you guess I smoke weed
You are right it helps me also on NDS when I have to breed

After this rhyme I risk of being banned again
Nothing could be worse, Oh shit might start to rain

Since 2009 I am obsessed with this game
I won everything in Italy, it is time to enter the world hall of fame

Good luck to those who try to do well in this tour
But forget the first place because it is mine for sure!
 

Bloo

Banned deucer.
I never made this clear
So listen up ya hear?
(that's about as far as my rap ability goes)

You are only allowed to play in two tours per week. There have been people joining all 3 times during the first week, so here is a reminder that this isn't allowed. People who join 3 tours during a given week will receive no points for the entire week in addition to a -3. I've added this to the OP.

Speaking of rap, xtrashine explains this concept below in a more understandable manner:

Smogonites oh smogonites please stop joinin more than twice
Three days a week like y'all think we the three blind mice
Except you expect us not to alt check you not once, but thrice
Face it y'all can't match the skill level of Destiny Device
What's the risk if the odds are you're going to lose r1 like Dice
Don't jynx it cause we ain't fore-warning ya from any infractions
Keep you up all night tearin in a corner with a pile of blown napkins
So this is what happens when your hormones rage to be a pokemaster
Subscribe to xtrashine on YouTube

With that said, I'll try something new this season and leave this thread open on non-Tour days since it's always interesting to read what's posted here. I will close it on Tour days because some people mistakenly sign up here instead of the proper thread. If this thread turns really bad, though, I will close it.
 
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