I feel like an homage is in order. Or at least a twisted version of an homage.Idk, seems a little on the nose even for us at this point.
Just have the dead body of the old man who gives you the Teachy TV in FR/LG at the north route, with yellow tape and cops effectively blocking it off until it becomes accessible, where they pull the old I-disappeared-with-no-preamble routine.
Upon interacting with the body of the Teachy TV old man, it should read: "Looking at this body, you are filled with an inexplicable rage. A dark, eldritch voice screams in your mind:
'I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GODDAMN TEACHY TV! LET ME GO TO VIRIDIAN FOREST ALREADY!' Huh, wonder what the voice means by that."
Talking to the cops gives you the unanimous phrase: "Nothing to see here, citizen. Just the end of an age-old nuisance that would block your way until you looked at his stupid archaic educational machine for ten minutes. Wait, did I say that out loud?"