JJ Watt would like to have a word with you.
Yes, and he could probably be the best on the other side of the ball too.
And now after that failed attempt at situational humor, my picks for this weekend.
I ended up with an unspectacular 6-6 for my first week of predictions. My greatest pick was the calling the game of the birds with a correct Arizona win. My hopes in the Packers and the Colts were utterly demolished, making me look severely foolish. What could I improve on this week? Without further ado...
Cincinnati is at home and rejuvenated after the Ravens game, but even that wouldn't matter when up against the Jags. Had you told me that the
Browns would be the heavy favorite in the Week 9 game against the Bucs, I would have you arrested for heavy intoxication. If Romo is healthy, Dallas could sneak out a win, but I'm leaning towards
Arizona. I'm not too favorable toward either team, but
Philly is a safer pick for me against Houston. Why would the
Jets win against the Chiefs? Actually, they wouldn't. There is no plausible reason to suspect they would.
Chiefs it is.
Bears have a bye week, but will find a way to lose somehow. Maybe Marshall will break his foot. Forte will be traded to the Packers. Cutler will get an extension. Pick your poison.
Dolphins and Chargers came down to this:
Water vs. Electric - Electric wins.
Chargers take home the W.
When you beat the Cowboys, expect some confidence to boost your game, so
Washington wins this over Vikings.
49ers best St. Louis.
Denver wins, but Brady disconnects before Manning can say "gg".
Seahawks will win, but if the Raiders somehow take them down expect everyone to be fired.
Perhaps the biggest game of the day will be at night. High-energy passing vs. brick wall defense? Sounds like the Super Bowl.
Baltimore shall win, Pittsburgh shall fall.
I realized I completely skipped over the Monday Night game a few hours after typing out the original post. Nothing too bold or crazy, the
Colts will make up from last week's embarrassment and take out the Giants of New York.