Smogon Premier League VI - Commencement

[dekzeh]

Latest mock teams:

[19:11] <BRot> The Stark Sharks Credits: 1000 | Bidders: Mizuhime | Players: Edgar / Fakes / KratosMana / Psychotic / Destiny Device / Light The Thunder / Danilo / Lady Bug / Mizuhime / Bedschibaer / The_Chaser / FlareBlitz / kael / chimpact
[19:11] <BRot> The Cryonicles Credits: 0 | Bidders: Hikari | Players: Ojama / Picollo / marcoasd / IronBullet93 / Blightbringer / Fireburn / kingofmars / Pearl. / Bad Ass / CyberOdin / blarajan / meeps / Henry / Stone_Cold / blunder / MetalGro$$
[19:11] <BRot> The Wifi Wolfpack Credits: 0 | Bidders: Laurel | Players: aim / Tamahome / Adam / Isa / Marshall.Law / Annoyer / New Breed / Aurious / Laurel / Limitless / finally / Thatsjustpeachy / Kebabe / badabing
[19:11] <BRot> The Congregation of the Classiest Credits: 0 | Bidders: dekzeh | Players: M Dragon / Heist / iTeddeh / Floppy / Reymedy / Nails / Kevin Garrett / Sweep / Inflikted / ben gay / DestinyUnknown / High Impulse / gene / Braverius / Hikari / Vinc2612 / Vileman / namehtmas / BLOOD TOTEM / Livio
[19:11] <BRot> The Alpha Ruiners Credits: 0 | Bidders: HANTSUKI | Players: Dekzeh / SoulWind / Tiba / Hantsuki / sebixxl / papai noel / TheFourthChaser / Jibaku / reiku / WhiteQueen / Lord Elyis / Windsong / WECAMEASROMANS / NightFox / Smurf. / radianthero156 / SnowCristal!
[19:11] <BRot> The Indie Scooters Credits: 0 | Bidders: IShuckle / Jirachee | Players: Hack / Versace Python Cased / Conflict / Finchinator / Lohgock / Sapientia / xray / Omfuga / iZocker / Lavos Spawn / Wepwn / locopoke / mencemeat / adv
[19:11] <BRot> The Firebot Falcons Credits: 500 | Bidders: DnB | Players: Tesung / PROBLEMS / Golden Sun / McMeghan / Hot N Cold / Drum'n'Bass / swagilyph / TV-Rocka / PDC / SOMALIA / Tyrannosaurusshrekt / Deej Dy / SockeFTW / tape
[19:11] <BRot> The Ever Grande BIGs Credits: 500 | Bidders: TokyoTom / Tokyo_Tom | Players: boudouche / Sinclair / BKC / Myzozoa / Nas / Steve Angello / Laga / King UU / JabbaTheGriffin / Bomber92 / Kushalos / Steven Snype / Raichy / Tokyo Tom
[19:11] <BRot> The Circus Maximus Tigers Credits: 0 | Bidders: Sweep | Players: Soulgazer / Biosci / undisputed / Jorgen / Calloflochie / Aqualouis / Lutra / atomicllamas / Alf' / Navy / Stathakis / Key / Steeljackal<3 / jrp
[19:11] <BRot> The Team Raiders Credits: 0 | Bidders: SteveAngello | Players: Melee Mewtwo / Leftiez / Colchonero / CTC / FLCL / Honor / Meru / Dallaren / Artemisa / Jirachee / idiotfrommars / Golden Gyarados / col49 / DaFlo / e7e

Anyone who says Classiest didn't win this is CRAZY ;)

And prices log from past 4 mocks: http://pastebin.com/CRXxVeDJ

 

[Leftiez]

[19:11] <BRot> The Team Raiders Credits: 0 | Bidders: SteveAngello | Players: Melee Mewtwo / Leftiez / Colchonero / CTC / FLCL / Honor / Meru / Dallaren / Artemisa / Jirachee / idiotfrommars / Golden Gyarados / col49 / DaFlo / e7e

Lol you better be kidding

 

[danilo]

Versace Python Cased let's bring back rapping

 

[Lord Ninjax]

In case you guys care and since anything posted here is an improvement of what has been posted, this is how much you fuckers have been sold in the past 2 mocks:

http://pastebin.com/dc4zvrxF

Note that the first one included retains, second one didn't.

I came back for a few minutes to thank Dekzeh for indirectly explaining to me what the mock draft was. No seriously though, thanks a ton, I've learned something today and that might lessen the scorn I face. This is not a troll, this is sincerity.

And I'm heading back to the mountains, one more week and I'll be ready.

Edit: Will drop some bars when I get back. Hope its better than my other posts lol.

 

[kokoloko]

omg even your one-in-a-million not terrible posts annoy the shit out of me

just go away pls

 

[kokoloko]

PLS

 

[Cased]

Versace Python Cased let's bring back rapping

Gay bars?

 

[Navy]

omg even your one-in-a-million not terrible posts annoy the shit out of me

just go away pls

You're a garbage Super Mod. Instead of just deleting his annoying post, you leave it there so it can annoy the rest of the 235235 people who look at this thread.

 

[kokoloko]

hue

 

[danilo]

Gay bars?

gay bars
idiotfrommars
i got a tattoo on my face of a star
and when he cums on my face i tell him to shoot for the stars

bkc
dick bigger than the eye can see
but ill still blow him, teehe

 

[Disaster Area]

nothing to lose most of you hate me anyway..

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you don't want to read this

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you really don't

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this is worse than whitequeen and ninjax's and my other posts put together

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seriously

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hell no don't encourage cased to rap here
what he left on my wall made me think he was queer
the python just sits there measuring his cock
and taking pictures of it in the sunflora frock
he thinks he is funny when really he's not
when I read what he says all my mind thinks is 'what?'
he makes no sense when he speaks without language see
there's no way this kid has gone to university
he's pure insecurity
don't withstand scrutiny
cos he knows it won't be long before his nutsack is wrinkly
he ain't got no hoes,
yet he makes such low blows,
let him be disposed -
casedvictory closed.

 

[OG Crau]

Yo, it's Crau droppin a blast from the past, takin you on a flashback to where I shit on you and took your backback.

 

[Expulso]

yo, it's expulso and I can not rap
but this thread could not get any more crap

bam bam

 

[Sinclair]

jesus fucking christ shut up

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

sphincter

 

[aim]

Really wish spl started already...
On another note, read the raps while bobbing to etika's head

 

[jacob]

spl cant start yet i havent been picked in any mock drafts i need more time to get known!

 

[WECAMEASROMANS]

Yo, yo, yo, WCAR here back from da smogon world cup
In this SPL i will show all y'all niggas whats up
They call me da asian wit the chinky eyes and black dick
Don't you wish you could have sex with this hot chick?
On mah smogon profile,
You niggas best be jealous cuz i fuck her with style
and no im not just talkin bout doggystyle;
i'm ahead by all you bitches by miles.
I shouldn't even have to participate in those dumbass SPL team trials
Rest of you won't even be able to win unless you gon get 10 crits,
and if you do that then you deserve to get your wrists slit,
Just fucking die you piece of shit.
You ain't worth shit, im worth 30K
I'll have y'all know i beat lord ninjax
and nah there wasn't hax.
My boy Sinclair here telling everyone to shut up;
well nigga, im bout to 6-0 every one of you, call that a shut down
Just give me da fucking SPL crown.

callin out errybody, i'm da best n_n

 

[CTC]

we came as romans claims to have came in trojans, bagged dames and slain opponents
in reality hes lame and impotent, sits home alone like culkin and wanks to frozen
the same goes for most men, please do refrain from boastin
dont make me go insane flowin with jermaine cole potence i mangle opponents call it a django moment
im rain volc floatin so if u keep buzzin just catch this hurriCANE to the colon
in otherwords take the stick out ur ass, u are a particular daft.
ur girl lets me fiddle her gash, she hopes u get in a vehicular crash
you should be freakin abashed, ur teams shitty like it was hand picken by ash
fuck the spl draft? shit nigga u wasnt gettin bought if mcmeghans ur dad

fux with me
- lordbars

 

[Key]

Yo, Danny Fenton He Was Just 14
When his parents built a very strange machine
Designed to view a world unseen

When it didn't quite work, his folks they just quit
then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged

When he first woke up he realized he had snow white hair
and glowin' green eyes
he could walk through walls, disappear, and fly
he was much more unique than the other guys
It was then Danny knew what he had to do
he had to stop all the ghosts who were coming through
he's here to fight
for me and you

gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom.

 

[Meru]

straight boys rapping

 

[Clone]

Emerging from the shadows imma make my presence known
I do player of the week, the name is clone
I'm simply the best, this ain't a fluke
I be 6-0ing for dayz, they call me mega Luke
Y'all think ur hot shit
But u just need to quit
I'm too real for u nigs
Ur in the minor leagues, I'm in the bigs
None of y'all can touch me, I'm simply the best
Yall are just a bunch of drunks at Oktoberfest
You question my skill, I be makin plays for dayz
I'm in first place, y'all be givin chase
I spit these rhymes like a pro, call me slim shady
The tears be runnin down ur face, flowing like gravy
Now that my presence is known, time to make my departure
I'm classy as fuck, and I read British literature

=]

 

[PROBLEMS]

probs on da mic with a new M I X yEA;

Ey Wagwan (BAN ME PLEASE)s probs is er'
that nigga blimlax left so what's to fear?
who the fucks even stoppin the idm oli
with all these garbage users im guna leave them all sorry
steeljackals to the left haunros to the right
probs is inside this bitch undefeated without the blim kryptonite
ya i see mm2 has been retained, but ya boi aint worried
more unstoppable then ever bring the counter teams hurry
we also got ya bois mexgr and hack
the [idm]probs guna be leaving them playin with their sacks
na na im joking they aint that bad i just like to play
they're the only other 2 gud players anyway
we got a talented and clever user like shrang
as you can see the man obviously gets no poon-tang
other users out here getting ghosted like zolar and kebabe
hack cant even beat me anyway so just do urself a fave (give up)
this year we got one of the old gr8s from the shadows jibaku
should have stayed in the 90s nigga u aint comin thru

ur move fgts

edit: mixtape droppin February

 

[Lady Bug]

I really hate the rap segment in every SPL

 

[Toxzn]

Here's how its done, whiteboys.

Yo, I'm Tox.
You guys are cocks.
I fucking rock.
I have white socks.
SHOCK.