Smogon Premier League VI - Commencement

[Arcticblast]

I can't believe this thread became rap!
You all should just shut your traps.
Your raps are just gimmicks,
So why don't we use lim'ricks?
They're surely more fun that all that!

 

[no longer here]

lol
if you guys don't think I'm SPL level.. During Summer sure as hell isn't. lol (just off of the top of my head like Ortheore or The_Joker is better)

(no trashing to During Summer he's a friend but there's a lot of players who signed up for this who I''d rather have RBYing)

Edit: Snippet of a conversation with marcoasd about RBY players compared to me
(18:21) Marcoasd: me,isa,allala,the joker, floppy, bomber
(18:21) Marcoasd: bekins maybe
(18:21) Marcoasd: ortheore maybe
(18:22) Marcoasd: hantsuki maybe
(18:22) Marcoasd: and then, with little effort
(18:22) Marcoasd: during summer is at your level more or less

I thought we were frens, let them bid on me, than tell the truth :[

 

[Krauersaut]

probs on da mic with a new M I X yEA;

Ey Wagwan (BAN ME PLEASE)s probs is er'
that nigga blimlax left so what's to fear?
who the fucks even stoppin the idm oli
with all these garbage users im guna leave them all sorry
steeljackals to the left haunros to the right
probs is inside this bitch undefeated without the blim kryptonite
ya i see mm2 has been retained, but ya boi aint worried
more unstoppable then ever bring the counter teams hurry
we also got ya bois mexgr and hack
the [idm]probs guna be leaving them playin with their sacks
na na im joking they aint that bad i just like to play
they're the only other 2 gud players anyway
we got a talented and clever user like shrang
as you can see the man obviously gets no poon-tang
other users out here getting ghosted like zolar and kebabe
hack cant even beat me anyway so just do urself a fave (give up)
this year we got one of the old gr8s from the shadows jibaku
should have stayed in the 90s nigga u aint comin thru

ur move fgts

edit: mixtape droppin February

watching a brit try to rap is hilarious,
just like Slowking, you're rather oblivious,
Steeljackal on the left? Haruno on the right?
looks like THE BOY Oli's getting busy tonight
droppin lyrical bombs harder than pearl harbor
kicking your ass even harder than the founding fathers,
wanna get some poon-tang? here, listen up
step 1) lock-on, step 2) erupt
an egotistical brit/shit, tryna be r00d
your lines are so wack they make 1D look good
i'm frying you up like an hors d'oeuvre
i may be the condiment, but tonight, you're getting served

ty pwne

 

[Stratos]

^quagsire doesnt get oblivious

 

[New Breed]

haha wagwan classic problems

key won the rap battle now shut the fuck up

 

[dekzeh]

 

[radianthero156]

most raps in this thread
are retarded as fuck
this doesn't need to rhyme
because it's true

 

[Isa]

First person to send me his finished bingo sheet (with screenshots, logs, etc as proof) gets a mystery prize!

where's the rap section already

 

[Bedschibaer]

where's the rap section already

"Rap"

 

[Rewer]

 

[Harsha]

STOP WITH THE RAPS

STOP WITH THE POSTS "IRONICALLY" MAKING FUN OF RAPS THAT ARE FORMATTED AS RAPS

THANKS

 

[Inspirited]

 

[Disaster Area]

I thought we were frens, let them bid on me, than tell the truth :[

we are frens, I did word what I said wrong. Point was that you're a player around about my skill level (we're not equal but we're fairly close) whilst other players who are better than us aren't being bought

 

[no longer here]

mh y'know we're frens but I think that actually I'm not around your level x____x

btw np, even bad publicity is good publicity

 

[reyscarface]

for newcomers: not posting in this thread increases your chances of getting bought a fair amount

 

[Genesis7]

Best way to get your name out there is to make a mlg highlight video of your pokemon talents.

A message to all managers:

 

[reyscarface]

of course ojama would be the one getting haxed lol

 

[xtra$hine]

ayo yo yo freestyle

holla at me for the spl
i cud teach u how 2 get sex wit people
i 6-0d yo bitchs pussy with my pee hole
i like it like a bald eagle
hatching baby lopunnys cuz its legal
2 snowbunnies on their knees like a cathedral
beedrill up your butt hole with its twin needles
tis the season that my 6 pack ripples
its the reason why you nubs stay feeble
holla at me at datpiff for a sequel
heh.. weasles

 

[Souf]

A message to all managers:

I thoroughly enjoyed this montage.

I thought that the use of various heavy dubstep, sunglasses and fedoras made it into a very interesting case to buy you as a player. The absolute sublime play predicting the Focus Blast miss vs Ojama was just stellar. Never before have I, Funkasaurus, seen such intense, and I mean intense, thinking on your feet.

3/10, that mouse cursor really distracted me throughout.

Edit: 7.8 too much water.

 

[jacob]

I thoroughly enjoyed this montage.

I thought that the use of various heavy dubstep, sunglasses and fedoras made it into a very interesting case to buy you as a player. The absolute sublime play predicting the Focus Blast miss vs Ojama was just stellar. Never before have I, Funkasaurus, seen such intense, and I mean intense, thinking on your feet.

3/10, that mouse cursor really distracted me throughout.

to much mouse cursor 7.8/10

 

[WhiteQueen]

The return of the WhiteQueen.

As if someone like me would ever care enough about what a bunch of frozen turds like Windsong, -Tsunami-, -Clone-, etc said to leave this fabulous community.

 

[Saria]

xd

 

[WhiteQueen]

I post something and literally a minute or two later the user above would reply with "xd." Watch it happen again in less than 120 seconds. Quit post stalking me and get a life, buffoon.

 

[jacob]

I post something and literally a minute or two later the user above would reply with "xd." Watch it happen again in less than 120 seconds. Quit post stalking me and get a life, buffoon.

damn you were wrong xd

 

[WhiteQueen]

No, sweetie. My point was made loud and clear.