Smogon Premier League VI - Commencement

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Happy Holidays everybody and Welcome to live this section of SSPN, where today, we'll be talking about today's live auction SPL draft, teams and other dummies. I'm your Host Navy along side kill yourself formerly known as BKC or to others, PKC (PedoKickinChicken).

BKC: SLAYER... , Kill yourself

Navy: Hoho, easy there fella HeheheHe. So Today is the SPL auction at 7pm EST. Where 10 Managers will clash on a bidding War to draft the best possible team to help their Team Win.

BKC: SLAYER, sorry for cutting you off. But these managers have 140000 to bid on old players ? ew. I would Buy MJ's Neverland with that kind of money, screw an SPL. I could live the real dream by doing that. 8)

Navy: *looks at the producers* Is this scripted in ? . Anyways. Yes BKC, 140000, which a lot of teams don't fully have. A lot of retains were made. Which retained player really stands out from the list ?

BKC: SLAYERRR ! none, they all suck, especially Cased, God i can't believe i shared a bed with that homo. I was almost starting to like it. Or some shit, Where the fuck is that new Mexican kid we hired with my Coffee ?

Navy: *Looks at BKC O_O* . Welp. Now i can see why you were given sucha face to walk around with.

BKC: SLAYERRRRR! These young chicks don't know any better. So i get away with it... 8)

Navy: Dear god...

BKC: SLAAAAYYYEEERRRRRRR !!!

Navy: We will see you all Tonight! , be sure to have empty stomachs, get naked, lock your doors and putt your side chicks to another side and silence your cellphones because it will be an intense draft for this highly anticipated spl

BKC: SLAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEELITTLEGIRLSBOOTYHOLESEEEEERRRRRRR!
 
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GGFan said:
Auf keinen Fall gibt es für mich keinen Grund, in diesem Witz-Turnier teilzunehmen. Die meisten RBY Spieler sind seit einem Jahr aktiv in der Gemeinschaft, bei der ich im jetztigen Zeitpunkt teilnehme, deswegen gibt es keine Gelegenheit, neue Leute zu spielen. Außerdem sind einige Idioten auf Smogon der Meinung, der niemand RBY nicht mehr spielt, nur weil keine Rolle in ihrer eigenen Szene nicht spielt. Es wäre doch keine gute Idee, diesem Turnier ernst zu nehmen.

Pieexplode hat ja eine sinnlose Außerung gemacht, als er gesagt hat, "During Summer ist nicht SPL Niveau." Wie kann man "SPL Niveau" sein, wenn es fast keine RBY Turniere auf Smogon gibt? SPL ist kein Nachweis dafür. Die eigentliche RBY Turniere, die deine Fähigkeit in diesem Modus bestimmen, haben nichts mit Smogon zu tun.
 
[9:38pm] BRot: The Stark Sharks Credits: 1000 | Players: Edgar / Conflict / Heist / M Dragon / husk / Hot N Cold / FlareBlitz / CyberOdin / Inflikted / blarajan / Zubat / Synre / gene / Kevin Garrett / Limitless / The Goomy

[9:38pm] BRot: The Cryonicles Credits: 8500 | Players: Ojama / Picollo / Reymedy / BKC / Lutra / Psychotic / kingofmars / Spirit / Donkey / malefic / VN. / Go10 / Mack Bus / giara / badabing / King UU

[9:38pm] BRot: The Wifi Wolfpack Credits: 5500 | Players: aim / Tamahome / Adam / Danilo / Calloflochie / Colchonero / blunder / Shoka / SnakesOnAPlane / mencemeat / The_Joker / Asuya / radianthero156 / soul_survivor / Raichy

[9:38pm] BRot: The Congregation of the Classiest Credits: 8500 | Players: Hikari / Mr.E / ben gay / CTC / FLCL / Braverius / Jibaku / Lowgock / Bad Ass / KratosMana / Key / adv / Raish / chimpact

[9:38pm] BRot: The Alpha Ruiners Credits: 6000 | Players: Dekzeh / SoulWind / Tiba / august / Hantsuki / Lady Bug / Meru / PDC / reachzero / iTeddeh / Annoyer / Bouffalant / sugarhigh / Arcticblast / idiotfrommars / Steeljackal<3 / Sekiam

[9:38pm] BRot: The Indie Scooters Credits: 17000 | Players: Hack / Versace Python Cased / Aqualouis / Alf' / Isa / IronBullet93 / Stathakis / Stone_Cold / Vinc2612 / Windsong / Honor / Lohgock / Pwnemon / Lavos Spawn / Henry / liberty32

[9:38pm] BRot: The Firebot Falcons Credits: 0 | Players: Tesung / PROBLEMS / Golden Sun / TV-Rocka / Bomber92 / marcoasd / TheFourthChaser / Pearl. / High Impulse / Myzozoa / meeps / IAmGingy / bugzinator / Toxzn / Smurf.

[9:38pm] BRot: The Ever Grande BIGs Credits: 1000 | Players: boudouche / Sinclair / McMeghan / Nas / Destiny Device / Evuelf / Jirachee / Finchinator / Ginku / Vileman / Royal Flush / Tricking / Laga / BLINGAS / MetalGro$$ / namehtmas

[9:38pm] BRot: The Circus Maximus Tigers Credits: 0 | Players: Soulgazer / Biosci / undisputed/ Floppy / Jorgen / Omfuga / Fakes / JabbaTheGriffin / Thatsjustpeachy / Wepwn / sebixxl / Fireburn / Lord Moet II / The DragonKnight / Lunar. / Sapientia

[9:38pm] BRot: The Team Raiders Credits: 13000 | Players: Leftiez / Melee Mewtwo / New Breed / Mizuhime / Bedschibaer / Marshall.Law / The_Chaser / Pridy / JeyTheGrey / Dat Blast / kael / Emvee / e7e / atomicllamas / Lyconik / Golden Gyarados / Srn / Steve Angello
 
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An absolutely masterful display by user reyscarface , truly showing off the skills he has honed over the many months leading up to SPL. Catch all of his best highlights below.

10:42 reyscarface that wasnt an upbid bro
10:42 reyscarface i had a 33.5 max on bkc
10:42 reyscarface gottem hard}
10:42 reyscarface no need i dont want bengay

10:46 reyscarface mineswell retain him LOL

10:47 reyscarface rofl
10:47 reyscarface well done
10:48 reyscarface unless it was a trick...

10:49 BRot The Alpha Ruiners: 3000
10:49 reyscarface !15
10:49 BRot The Cryonicles: 15000
10:49 reyscarface lets make it go high
10:49 reyscarface LOL
10:49 reyscarface ROFL
10:50 reyscarface someone save the wolfpack
10:50 Valentine !18.5
10:50 BRot The Circus Maximus Tigers: 18500
10:50 reyscarface THERE IT IS
10:50 reyscarface THE WOLFPACK WANTS HIM
10:50 reyscarface MINESWELL HAVE GOTTEN THE RETAINS
10:50 reyscarface oh my lord
10:50 reyscarface .crazy

10:51 reyscarface nominate jorgen now
10:51 reyscarface make the gscers go scarce

10:51 reyscarface yours
10:51 reyscarface fuck this
10:51 reyscarface !14.5
10:51 BRot The Cryonicles: 14500
10:51 reyscarface JK

10:52 kokoloko !15
10:52 BRot The Congregation of the Classiest: 15000
10:52 kokoloko oops
10:53 reyscarface ROFL
10:53 reyscarface I DONT THINK IT WAS A MISCLICK GUYS
10:53 reyscarface I DONT THINK IT WAS A MISCLICK
10:54 reyscarface 5 bucks it goes to 15 anyways
10:54 reyscarface LOL
10:54 BRot The Alpha Ruiners: 14000
10:54 reyscarface LOL ITS UP THERE AGAIN
10:54 reyscarface ROFL
10:54 reyscarface FUCKING KOKOLOKO
10:54 reyscarface koko u shitstain

10:54 reyscarface u shoulda
10:54 BRot The Ever Grande BIGs Credits: 64500 | Players: boudouche / Sinclair / McMeghan / Nas
10:54 reyscarface let it stay
10:55 reyscarface so ciele paid
10:55 BRot The Circus Maximus Tigers Credits: 103000 | Players: Soulgazer / Biosci / undisputed
10:55 reyscarface 15.5

10:56 reyscarface send this man to the falcons

10:56 reyscarface HEY
10:56 reyscarface ITS DODRIO LMAO

10:57 reyscarface yo why are the sharks holdin up the auction
10:57 reyscarface smfh

10:57 dice !7
10:57 BRot The Cryonicles: 7000
10:57 reyscarface man thats a good price
10:58 reyscarface we had him at 12

10:59 BRot SOLD: Hot N Cold to The Stark Sharks for 9500.
10:59 Funkasaurus wow low
10:59 Nails nice underpay
10:59 cbb best RU
10:59 BRot The Stark Sharks Credits: 43000 | Players: Edgar / Conflict / Heist / M Dragon / husk / Hot N Cold
10:59 reyscarface hes gonna leave midseason okay

10:59 reyscarface GET YOUR GSCER CHEAP!!!

11:02 reyscarface you can tell when the wolfpack wants a player if more than 2 ppl bid on that person
11:04 reyscarface nice overpay

11:04 reyscarface JIBAKU!!!!

11:05 reyscarface i already got my league spot
11:05 reyscarface full
11:05 reyscarface with bkc...

11:06 reyscarface these men are already upbidding each other whats my job here

11:06 reyscarface RANDOM ASS VALENTINE
11:07 reyscarface valentine channeled
11:07 reyscarface his own
11:07 reyscarface dexter character
11:07 reyscarface surprise moddafucka

11:08 reyscarface bro r u sure
11:08 reyscarface u didnt want his retains...
11:08 reyscarface it was only 13k

11:09 tennisace !13
11:09 BRot The Circus Maximus Tigers: 13000
11:09 reyscarface holy fuck the upbids

11:09 reyscarface bro
11:09 reyscarface i coulda give u
11:09 BRot The Team Raiders Credits: 87500 | Players: Leftiez / Melee Mewtwo / New Breed / Mizuhime
11:09 reyscarface his retais..............

11:11 Fakes reyfacface
11:11 SAGA lol
11:11 Fakes ugly idiot
11:12 reyscarface LOL
11:12 reyscarface this man
11:12 reyscarface is mentally unstable

11:13 kokoloko !11
11:13 BRot The Congregation of the Classiest: Bid must be at least 500 above 11000.
11:13 reyscarface man you guys are getting upbid by dice of all people rofl
11:13 reyscarface LURED
11:13 cbb IB stud for 0
11:13 BRot SOLD: Psychotic to The Cryonicles for 12500.
11:13 cbb ?
11:13 reyscarface gottem boys

11:14 reyscarface are u still talkin to me fakes
11:14 reyscarface why do u wanna see me
11:14 reyscarface do u wanna kiss me or smth

11:16 reyscarface god fuckin dammit
11:16 reyscarface i was watcin
11:16 reyscarface another channel
11:16 reyscarface LOL

11:17 reyscarface man koko has been
11:17 reyscarface on an upbidding mission
11:17 reyscarface either hes a genius or he wants the same people others want LOL

11:19 reyscarface HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOL
11:19 reyscarface IS THIS REAL LIFE
11:19 BRot SOLD: marcoasd to The Firebot Falcons for 19000.
11:20 reyscarface i just realized
11:20 reyscarface falcons already
11:20 reyscarface had bomber
11:20 reyscarface LOL

11:23 reyscarface gscer
11:24 reyscarface the rewer upbid
11:24 reyscarface IT WORKED

11:27 reyscarface oh i see wha tciele is doing
11:27 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
11:27 reyscarface hes building
11:27 reyscarface brazilian armada

11:30 reyscarface oml
11:30 reyscarface that price
11:30 BRot SOLD: FlareBlitz to The Stark Sharks for 11000.

11:32 reyscarface am i rly getting this man for 3k
11:32 reyscarface nvm

11:38 reyscarface !7
11:38 BRot The Cryonicles: 7000
11:38 dodrio lies
11:38 reyscarface ciele buddy ur gettin a lil upbid here
11:38 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
11:38 BRot SOLD: kingofmars to The Cryonicles for 7000.
11:38 reyscarface LURED
11:38 reyscarface WE GOTTEM BOYSSSSS
11:39 reyscarface oh my lord this was a lure

11:40 reyscarface IS THAT HIM
11:40 reyscarface THE BOY
11:41 reyscarface THIS MAN WON THE GRAND SLAM

11:43 reyscarface THE CHEASER

11:51 reyscarface RAIDERS WANT HIM
11:51 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
11:51 reyscarface yes pls
11:51 dodrio im the real manager rewer
11:51 BRot SOLD: Pridy to The Team Raiders for 4000.
11:51 ZEB O_O
11:51 reyscarface i need to shit

12:01 reyscarface guess ill go get my diaper

12:03 reyscarface you guys
12:03 reyscarface got upbid
12:03 reyscarface so hard.
12:03 reyscarface SHOUTOUT TO MY NIGGA KENYAN

12:03 reyscarface thnx negras...
12:03 ZEB ok
12:03 reyscarface YES
12:03 reyscarface THE PAUSE
12:03 ZEB ten minutes
12:03 Texas <3 u cbb
12:03 negres i was beein sarcastic
12:03 negres ur trash
12:03 ZEB be back at :45
12:03 leftiez lol
12:03 reyscarface wtf
12:04 *** Unamed quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
12:04 reyscarface thats fucking mean atticus...

10 Minute break, we'll be back~~~~~~

12:18 BRot SOLD: iTeddeh to The Alpha Ruiners for 3500.
12:18 dodrio get outplayed rey
12:18 reyscarface ?
12:18 reyscarface nice....

12:23 reyscarface haha getting upbid by dice
12:23 reyscarface this is funne
12:23 reyscarface nah dice is just
12:23 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:23 kokoloko ah dice wants him
12:23 reyscarface upbiddin the fuck out
12:23 reyscarface atm

12:26 reyscarface LAST DPP

12:32 reyscarface nom spitzkopf larry if real
12:32 reyscarface get upbid nerds
12:32 BRot SOLD: Dat Blast to The Team Raiders for 5000.

12:36 reyscarface THE UPBID
12:37 BRot SOLD: Bouffalant to The Alpha Ruiners for 3500.

12:42 reyscarface !4
12:42 BRot The Cryonicles: 4000
12:42 BRot The Alpha Ruiners: Bid must be at least 500 above 4000.
12:42 BRot The Cryonicles: Bid must be at least 500 above 4000.
12:42 ZEB gotta wait for your turn again
12:42 kokoloko yes i can lol
12:42 ZEB to drop out
12:42 cbb koko word on the street says
12:42 Rewer !4.5
12:42 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:42 BRot The Team Raiders: 4500
12:42 reyscarface !5
12:42 BRot The Cryonicles: 5000
12:42 Tsunami he can leave
12:42 Tsunami im here anyway
12:42 cbb bad ass and CTC don't go together well.
12:42 Tsunami sigh.
12:42 cbb opinion.
12:43 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:43 Rewer !5.5
12:43 BRot The Team Raiders: 5500
12:43 *** leftiez joined #spl
12:43 kokoloko i mean i can leave
12:43 reyscarface !6
12:43 BRot The Cryonicles: 6000
12:43 reyscarface ur so easy
12:43 kokoloko not my team
12:43 reyscarface to upbid
12:43 reyscarface rewer
12:43 Tsunami bye koko.
12:43 reyscarface o-o
12:43 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:43 ZEB o/
12:43 Rewer !6.5
12:43 dodrio !!6
12:43 BRot The Team Raiders: 6500
12:43 dodrio (BAN ME PLEASE)
12:43 Nails ass and ctc are frens
12:43 reyscarface !7
12:43 kokoloko not right NOW
12:43 BRot The Cryonicles: 7000
12:43 kokoloko but soon
12:43 reyscarface this is getting
12:43 reyscarface p easy
12:43 Yusuke !6
12:43 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:43 BRot The Wifi Wolfpack: Bid must be at least 500 above 7000.
12:43 Rewer !7.5
12:43 BRot The Team Raiders: 7500
12:43 reyscarface !8
12:43 BRot The Cryonicles: 8000
12:43 reyscarface way too simple
12:43 Yusuke lag
12:43 Yusuke wtf
12:43 Rewer do we
12:43 BRot 5 seconds remaining.
12:43 Rewer dodrio
12:43 Rewer !8.5
12:43 BRot The Team Raiders: 8500
12:43 dodrio idk man
12:43 reyscarface !9
12:43 BRot The Cryonicles: 9000
12:43 *** bandi quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)
12:43 Rewer ok
12:43 reyscarface im gonna make u pay bro
12:43 reyscarface what an easy
12:43 reyscarface fuckin
12:43 reyscarface game

12:44 reyscarface double doubles
12:44 reyscarface what is this
12:44 reyscarface 4chan?

12:52 reyscarface holy shit
12:52 reyscarface triple bid
12:52 bluee !8
12:53 BRot The Wifi Wolfpack: 8000
12:53 leftiez !7.5
12:53 BRot The Team Raiders: Bid must be at least 500 above 8000.
12:53 aim !8
12:53 reyscarface they want him bad

13:01 reyscarface rofl emvee
13:01 reyscarface just so you guys know laurel and king havent been nommed

13:04 BRot SOLD: Donkey to The Cryonicles for 3500.
13:04 reyscarface rofl
13:04 reyscarface steal of the fucking draft
13:04 reyscarface valentine
13:04 reyscarface guess who
13:04 reyscarface he was talking
13:04 reyscarface to
13:04 Valentine i know dude
13:04 reyscarface while talking to you
13:04 reyscarface LOL

13:08 reyscarface im getting the fuck out of tele

13:09 reyscarface rofl its blingas
13:09 reyscarface paging funkasaurus
13:09 reyscarface get him for the meme tier
13:09 Funkasaurus !3.5
13:09 BRot The Ever Grande BIGs: 3500
13:09 Funkasaurus thank you
13:09 reyscarface gottem
13:09 reyscarface np

13:10 reyscarface since i have more money than i need
13:10 reyscarface im seriously considering
13:10 reyscarface nomming laurel
13:10 reyscarface getting him
13:10 reyscarface and selling him midseason

13:12 reyscarface !nominate malefic
13:12 dice !nominate malefic
13:12 BRot malefic is up for auction. Metagames: ORAS UBERS
13:12 BRot The Cryonicles: 3000
13:12 reyscarface man we are fuckin synched
13:12 reyscarface i swear
13:12 reyscarface lol
13:12 dice hi5 babe
13:12 reyscarface :3

13:32 reyscarface as soon as i can ship my gf out with my sister or smth
13:32 reyscarface so i have the time

13:49 reyscarface holy fuck
13:49 reyscarface 18 players
13:49 reyscarface and still enough for 4 more
13:49 reyscarface u only have to build one team dodrio

14:06 reyscarface !withdraw
14:06 BRot The Cryonicles have withdrawn from the auction.

14:10reyscarfaceman this was a
14:10reyscarfacerly easy draft
 
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