Leethoof vs. Arcanite! Ben's gone missing?!

The Wanderer · Nov 29, 2014

Leethoof:
XOAAOO

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Round the Fourth: A Restorative Retreat

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. I must apologize for the...exigency prior to the commercial break. It would appear a certain Zorua has been tormenting my companion recently, including masquerading as myself. However, the issue has since been resolved, and I have confidence no more problems shall arise.

<See how the douchebag likes the closet!>

Now then...as you'll recall, Arcanite's Scrafty was defeated in the previous round, having leapt into the heavens to perform a Hi Jump Kick, but most likely descended far from here.

*slowly floats past the screen*

As a result, he has summoned his fourth pokemon, a Torterra dubbed...erm, Land Turtle. Meanwhile, House Straton has...wait, where are they? I see the Pokemon, but not the trainers. No matter, they seem able to battle, and the show must go on.

Charged from Behemoth's earlier gaffe, Stasis raises the curtain by punishing him with a Psychic assault, while Tulowitzki soars above, dodging the Ice Beam that the hapless Nidoking had in store. Land Turtle fares better, his Rock Slide managing to nick at least the Voodoom's defenses, but just barely fails to strike the Straton's Aerodactyl as he ends his Flight upon his face. Stasis brings forth another Psychic attack on Behemoth, this time felling him, leaving Land Turtle to defend Arcanite alone. Fortune seems to favor him, however, as Tulowitzki takes a brief moment to Chill away his fatigue, allowing the Torterra to sharpen the Edges on his Stony shell and deliver a tremendous blow.

Oddly enough, this does not seem to anger the Aerodactyl, as he continues to rest - this time with Stasis joining him. Not one to ignore an opportunity when he sees it, Land Turtle deluges the duo with another Rock Slide, if only for a pittance of damage.

Alas, another set of commercials must interrupt the battle, so until then, propidiem te-

Hey, what happened to Romero?!

Not now, Theodore! Wait until the commercial!

<Wait, if he's here, then who's running the camera?>

♫Coma

Do you know who I am?

Orpheus Schneider...you were...you were on the news.

He didn't smile or anything. He simply adjusted his glasses, pushing them up by the bridge.

I guess that saves the need for introductions, then. Do you know how you got here?

I tried to say no, but ended up choking on blood. I really don't remember, but judging from my splitting headache, it wasn't pleasant.

No...but I can guess...

My apologies for having to meet this way. Unfortunately, I couldn't just knock on your door.

A shitty first impression, *cough* if you ask me.

A crude way of putting it, but yes, sadly.

You're with those masked guys, aren't you? I mean, why...why else would you tie me up?

I was expecting him to bristle at the accusation, but he only chuckled.

A safety measure, actually; you'd be surprised how many would-be collaborators have tried to jump me. And not to worry, Lad; I assure you my opposition to Prosopida is genuine.

Schneider adjusted his glasses again. He keeps doing that. Why does he keep doing that?

Which brings me to the point of all this. You and I have a common enemy, and I'd like your help.

Order: Voodoom, Aerodactyl, Nidoking, Torterra

Action 1
Stasis used Psychic! (Target: Nidoking)
-Crit chance: 3882 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) + 4 = 26.5 damage!
-Energy cost: 5 + (4 / 2) = 7 EN
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 1890 = NOPE.
Tulowitzki flew into the air!
Behemoth used Ice Be-NO.
Land Turtle used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, AeroNO.
Rock Slide, Voodoom:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 4998 = Hit
-Crit chance: 8564 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * .67 = 6.03 damage
Tulowitzki used Fly! (Target: Torterra)
-Damage: ((8 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5) - 2 = 14.5 damage
Tulowitzki was hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -2 HP, -14 EN
-Voodoom: -6.03 HP, -7 EN
-Nidoking: -26.5(!) HP, -7 EN
-Torterra: -14.5 HP, -6 EN

Action 2
Stasis used Psychic! (Target: Nidoking)
-Crit chance: 4621 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 2 + 6 - 3) * 1.5) + 4 = 26.5 damage!
-Energy cost: 5 + (4 / 2) + 4 = 11 EN
Behemoth fainted!
Tulowitzki used Chill!
Tulowitzki recovered 12 EN!
Land Turtle used Stone Edge! (Target: Aerodactyl)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 5359 = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 1250): 866 = EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUP.
-Damage: (10 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 24 damage!
Tulowitzki is hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -26(!) HP, +12 EN
-Voodoom: -11 EN
-Nidoking: -23.5(!) HP
-Torterra: -7 EN

Action 3
Stasis used Chill!
Stasis recovered 12 EN!
Tulowitzki used Chill!
Tulowitzki recovered 12 EN!
Land Turtle used Rock Slide!
Rock Slide, Aerodactyl:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 5793 = NOPE.
-Crit chance: 8063 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 13.5 damage
Rock Slide, Voodoom:
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 5918 = Hit
-Crit chance: 4232 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 * .75) + 7.5 - 4.5) * .67 = 6.03 damage
Tulowitzki is hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -15.5 HP, +12 EN
-Voodoom: -6.03 HP, +12 EN
-Torterra: -6 EN

Final Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -44 (43.5) HP, +10 EN
-Voodoom: -12 (12.06) HP, -6 EN
-Nidoking: -50 HP, -7 EN
-Torterra: -15 (14.5) HP, -19 EN

Leethoof:
XOAAOO

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What's your next mon, Arcanite?

Arcanite · Nov 30, 2014

Send out Titan the Tyranitar @ Exp Share

Leethoof · Dec 3, 2014

"We'll if none of our trainers are here, I suppose nobody'll care if I take a quick break. Not because I'm tired, no - I just want to see if you can actually accomplish anything without me babying you the whole way. Good luck, dolly."
"Wait, come back...uh...anybody? Help."

"No worries, sissy, I'm here. Don't listen to Tulowitzki, big birdbrain don't know nothing about you, or anything. Just flying prey. Now, what do we have here?"

Tulowitzki -> Boggle @ Expert Belt

The Wanderer · Dec 9, 2014

Arcanite

Leethoof · Dec 14, 2014

Arcanite pls

Arcanite · Dec 14, 2014

Switch Declined.

Leethoof · Dec 14, 2014

"Boggle! You're here! I missed you so much..."
"I missin' you, too, sissy. Glad to see you been keepin' safe. Now, we beaten up plenty o' rocks in the mines before, we can beat up one more jus' fine. Get 'im right in the throat."
"That's a little harsh, don't you think? Tyranitar doesn't even have a neck..."
"Alright, we gut punch 'im then, just 'cause you says so."

Boggle: Low Kick (Titan) -> Cross Chop (Titan) -> Low Kick (Titan)
If Titan is under the effects of a P/E move, then use Ice Punch (Land Turtle), and push actions back.
If Titan is underground when you would attack, then use Earthquake (synchro if possible).
If Titan is KOed, then use Gunk Shot (Land Turtle).
Stasis: Focus Blast (Titan) -> Aura Sphere (Titan) -> Focus Blast (Titan)
If Titan is under the effects of a P/E move, then use Dark Pulse (Land Turtle), and push actions back.
If Titan is underground when you would attack, then use Earthquake (synchro if possible).
If Titan is KOed, then use Dark Pulse (Land Turtle).

Arcanite · Dec 15, 2014

'If they want a damage race, they can have a damage race. Maybe.'
Titan the Tyranitar: Dig (Toxicroak) > Synchroquake > Dig (Toxicroak)
Land Turtle the Torterra: Wide Guard > Synchroquake > Wide Guard

The Wanderer · Dec 19, 2014

Leethoof:
XAAOOO

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Round the Fifth: Laying a Lizard Low

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES AS THE MEATBAG WITH THE HAWK SPECIMEN HAS DISAPPEARED WITH THE MEATBAG WITH THE FOX SPECIMEN. HAWK SPECIMEN, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MEATBAG IS?

...*shrugs*

Arcanite. HAS SENT OUT A LIZARD SPECIMEN. THE LIZARD SPECIMEN CONJURES A SANDSTORM.

THE TORTOISE SPECIMEN FAILS TO ABUSE SUBSTITUTES. THE DOLL AND FROG SPECIMENS ATTACK THE LIZARD SPECIMEN. THE LIZARD SPECIMEN DIGS A HOLE UNDERNEATH THE FROG SPECIMEN.

THE DOLL AND FROG SPECIMENS ATTACK THE LIZARD SPECIMEN. THE LIZARD AND TORTOISE SPECIMENS SYNCHRONIZE AN EARTHQUAKE.

THE TORTOISE SPECIMEN FAILS TO ABUSE SUBSTITUTES AGAIN. THE DOLL SPECIMEN DEFEATS THE LIZARD SPECIMEN. THE FROG SPECIMEN SLINGS POISON AT THE TORTOISE SPECIMEN.

Leethoof. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH AN. EIGHTY. FIVE. POINT. NINE. TWO. ONE. SIX. NINE. NINE. TWO. ZERO. EIGHT-

My apologies for the delay, ladies and gentlemen! It would appear there was a bit of a spat between the camera operator and myseldear me, I was absent for the whole round, wasn't I?

<Yup.>
NINE. ZERO. EIGHT. SEVEN. SEVEN. SEVEN. NINE. FOUR. EIGHT-

♫Coma

...Where's Rico?

The Lucario? Perfectly safe, I can assure you.

Then where is he?

All in due time, Lad. As I was saying...

Don't bullshit me. You're using him as insurance, aren't you? Why else wouldn't you just bring him in here?

Schneider adjusted his glasses again. If I pissed him off, he didn't show it.

You're smarter than you look. Unfortunately, you're in a position that could turn the tables, and I can't really afford to lose that.

If you do anything to him-

All the more reason to cooperate. Of course, your partner's well being isn't the only incentive...I believe you were in Egypt earlier this year?

Egypt? Is he talking about Hotekh?

No idea what you're talking about.

You'd be surprised what my network can dig up. I believe you said it yourself: Don't bullshit me.

Okay, if I was there, what?

You walked in on a grave robbery, accidentally woke Hotekh up, and lost him. I have it on good authority that Prosopida was behind it all, and that they have at least a significant chunk of what was stolen - no doubt to keep the pharaoh in check. I might be able to help you and Dr. Al-Azab recover both.

He knows about the professor, too?

More pressingly, however, is the reason you're so valuable to this plot. You and Ms. Van Houten are close, am I right?

...

No need to answer, I'm quite aware of your relationship. As I recall, you two went to high school together.

And? A lot of people know that. It's not like we ever dated or anything despite what a lot of people thought...

Maybe not, but you did...make a mistake together, yes?

Dammit, don't remind me about that...

I hear it led to a pregnancy scare, too...

WHAT?! How the fuck does he know that?! We both swore to carry that to the grave!

I could go on revealing dirty secrets, but I think I've proven my point. In any case, her life hangs in the balance, too.

If you think I'm gonna let you do anything to El-

Like prevent a hit on her?

Like hell am I...wait, what?

You heard me, Lad. I have reason to believe Prosopida is after her head, and you're in the best position to stop it.

Order: Voodoom, Toxicroak, Tyranitar, Torterra

Pre-round
Titan's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm! (4 rounds)
Numbers:
-Tyranitar: -10 EN

Action 1 (Priority: Torterra, Voodoom, Toxicroak, Tyranitar)
Land Turtle used Wide Guard!
Land Turtle protected his allies from spread attacks!
Stasis used Focus Blast! (Target: Tyranitar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 9867 = NOPE.
Boggle used Low Kick! (Target: Tyranitar)
-Crit chance: 4488 = NOPE.
-Damage: (12 + 3 + 7.5 - 6 + 2) * 2.25 = 41.63 DAMAGE!!!
Titan used Dig! (Target: Toxicroak)
-Crit chance: 2157 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 9 - 4.5 - 2) * 1.5 = 15.75 damage
-Ability chance (Poison <= 3000): 8803 = NOPE.
Boggle was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -17.75 HP, -6 EN
-Voodoom: -2 HP, -7 EN
-Tyranitar: -41.63(Holy shit!) HP, -12 EN
-Torterra: -7 EN

Action 2
Stasis used Aura Sphere! (Target: Tyranitar)
-Crit chance: 8906 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((8 + 3 + 6 - 6 + 2) * 2.25) + 4 = 33.25 Damage!
Boggle used Cross Chop! (Target: Tyranitar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8000): 9785 = NOPE.
Titan and Land Turtle used Synchroquake!
Synchroquake, Toxicroak:
-Crit chances: 8504, 9543 = NOPE.
-Damage (Tyranitar): ((10 * .75) + 9 - 4.5 - 2) * 1.5 = 15 damage
-Damage (Torterra): ((10 * .75) + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5 - 2) * 1.5 = 17.25 damage
-Damage (Total): 15 + 17.25 = 32.25 Damage!!
Synchroquake, Voodoom:
-Crit chances: 8456, 115 = Torterra crits
-Damage (Tyranitar): (10 * .75) + 9 - 4.5 = 12 damage
-Damage (Torterra): (10 * .75) + 3 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 16.5 damage
-Damage (Total): 12 + 16.5 = 28.5 damage!
Boggle was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -34.25 (Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Voodoom: -30.5 (Ouch!) HP, -6 EN
-Tyranitar: -33.25(Ouch!) HP, -7 EN
-Torterra: -6 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Torterra, Voodoom, Toxicroak, Tyranitar)
Land Turtle used Wide Guard!
Land Turtle protected his allies from spread attacks!
Stasis used Focus Blast! (Target: Tyranitar)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8900): 2881 = Hit
-Crit chance: 7207 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((12 + 3 + 6 - 6 + 2) * 2.25) + 4 = 42.25 DAMAGE!!!
Titan Fainted!
Boggle used Gunk Shot! (Target: Torterra)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 666 = Hit
-Damage: (12 + 7.5 - 6 + 2) * 1.5 = 23.25 damage!
-Effect chance (Poison <= 3000): 4977 = NOPE.
Boggle was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was buffeted by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -2 HP, -6 EN
-Voodoom: -2 HP, -7 EN
-Tyranitar: -35.12(Ouch!) HP
-Torterra: -23.25(!) HP, -7 EN

Final Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -54 HP, -18 EN
-Voodoom: -35 (34.5) HP, -21 EN
-Tyranitar: -110 HP, -19 EN
-Torterra: -23 (23.25) HP, -20 EN

Leethoof:
XAAOOO

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Leethoof:

Tulowitzki
Power Herb (1/5)
HP: 43
EN: 55
Stats: 4/3/1/3/150
Pressure
Rock Head
Unnerve
Poison
+26 Accuracy
No other

Arcanite?

Leethoof · Dec 20, 2014

woah, my sub specified if ttar was underground (as in, if bulldoze shenanigans led to him being faster). Im pretty sure that ttar should be ded

The Wanderer · Dec 20, 2014

Okay, it should be fixed now.

~~Seriously, how the fuck is Wide Guard not considered a p/e move?~~

Arcanite · Dec 26, 2014

'Let's see if we can take one of them down Land Turtle'

Earthquake > Earthquake > Earthquake

The Wanderer · Dec 26, 2014

Uh, you still got your Heracross.

Arcanite · Dec 27, 2014

'Heyyyyy, you forgot me!'

Land Turtle the Torterra: Giga Drain (Voodoom) > Earth Power (Toxicroak) > Giga Drain (Voodoom)
---IF Voodoom is your target and uses a P/E move, OR Voodoom is KOed, THEN Earth Power Toxicroak.
---IF Toxicroak is your target and uses a P/E move, THEN Energy Ball Voodoom.

Kain Highwind the Heracross: Aerial Ace (Toxicroak) > Megahorn (Voodoom) > Aerial Ace (Toxicroak)
---IF Voodoom is your target and uses a P/E move, OR Voodoom is KOed, THEN Aerial Ace Toxicroak.
---IF Toxicroak is your target and uses a P/E move, THEN Arm Thrust Voodoom.

The Wanderer · Jan 6, 2015

Leet?

Leethoof · Jan 16, 2015

/me is on top of things

Boggle: Fake Out (Kain) -> Bounce (Kain) -> Bounce (Kain)
If Kain is KOed, redirect to Land Turtle
Stasis: Psychic (Kain) -> Psychic (Kain) -> Psychic (Kain)
If Kain is KOed, use Dark Pulse (Land Turtle).

The Wanderer · Jan 18, 2015

Leethoof:
XAAOOO

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Round the Sixth: Defeat of a Dragoon

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. I truly apologize for the recent disorder, but it seems to have been resolved, and I predict no more unwanted issues will come our way...wouldn't you agree, Robo-Ref?

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT.

Now then...with Titan having fallen the round prior, Arcanite's final pokemon - a Heracross named Kain - takes the stage. And the moment he arrives, immediately is he beset with misfortune, Team Straton coordinating their efforts against him and knocking him down. While our hapless beetle is attempting to right himself, Land Turtle takes advantage of his Big Root and drains life from Stasis.

THE DOLL SPECIMEN ATTACKS THE BEETLE SPECIMEN WITH PSYCHOKINESIS. THE BEETLE SPECIMEN IMPALES THE DOLL SPECIMEN WITH HIS HORN. THE FROG SPECIMEN JUMPS ON THE BEETLE SPECIMEN. THE TORTOISE SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING.

Rather...succinct of you, Robo-Ref. Now then-

NO ONE WANTS A TALKING THESAURUS, MEATBAG.

Hey! I find that quite offensive, you, you...automaton!

<Shit, Kain got bitchslapped hard.>

*THUMP THUMP THUMP*

Huh? Is someone in there?

Hello?! Is that you, Chief?!

Ted? What the hell are you doing in the closet?!

Wapwah!

Look, at this point, I don't think it matters. Just get us out of here!

Damn right it matters! You're supposed to be recording the fight! *Thunk thunk* ...why the hell's the door locked? Stay put, I'll get the keys.

Stay put, he says...real funny.
Wapwha!

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Really, when I get to the bottom of this...and where's Robo-Ref? I thought I put him on the charge-

*knock knock*

Hang on, just a moment...*creaaak* Hm? Oh, it's you. If you're looking for Lad, he's not here.

Oh, did I miss him?

Actually, he never came. He was supposed to be reffing tonight!

I...I see. Did you at least see him at all today?

Not a trace. Why, is something wrong?

No, I just needed to pick up the Lucarionite from him.

Oh yeah, that mega evolution thing. If I see him, I'll tell him to call you.

Alright, thanks. Sorry for barging in. *ker-chuk*

(Now that I think about it, didn't those two leave together last night?)

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Any luck, Little Miss?

No...he never even showed up. What about you?

Found his apartment, but it didn't look like anyone was home. Should we go to the cops?

No, not yet. There's still a few places we haven't checked.

If you say so...

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(I've got a bad feeling about this...)

Order: Voodoom, Heracross, Toxicroak, Torterra

Action 1 (Priority: Toxicroak, Voodoom, Heracross, Torterra)
Boggle used Fake Out! (Target: Heracross)
-Crit chance: 1875 = NOPE.
-Damage: 4 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 7 damage
Stasis used Psychic! (Target: Heracross)
-Crit chance: 6518 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 4 = 24.25 damage!
-Energy cost: 5 + (4 / 2) = 7 EN
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 7440 = NOPE.
Kain flinched and couldn't move!
Land Turtle used Giga Drain! (Target: Voodoom)
-Crit chance: 4360 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Absorption: (12.5 / 2) * 2 = 12.5 HP
Boggle was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Kain was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -2 HP, -4 EN
-Voodoom: -14.5 HP, -7 EN
-Heracross: -33.25(Ouch!) HP
-Torterra: +12.5 HP, -11 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Voodoom, Heracross, Toxicroak, Torterra, Toxicroak)
Stasis used Psychic! (Target: Heracross)
-Crit chance: 5166 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 4 = 24.25 damage!
-Energy cost: 5 + (4 / 2) + 4 = 11 EN
-Effect chance (-1 SpD <= 1000): 7349 = NOPE.
Kain used Megahorn! (Target: Voodoom)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9600): 9572 = Shit, just barely!
-Crit chance: 841 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: 12 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5 = 18 damage
Boggle leapt into the air!
Land Turtle used Earth Pow-NO.
Boggle used Bounce! (Target: Heracross)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 8500): 7982 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2847 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 2 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 31.5 Damage!!
-Energy cost: 9 + (3 / 3) = 10 EN
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 6228 = NOPE.
Boggle was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Kain was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -2 HP, -10 EN
-Voodoom: -20(!) HP, -11 EN
-Heracross: -57.75(Holy shit!) HP, -7 EN
-Torterra: -6 EN

Action 3 (Priority: Voodoom, Heracross, Toxicroak, Torterra, Toxicroak)
Stasis used Psychic! (Target: Heracross)
-Crit chance: 2105 = NOPE.
-Damage: ((10 + 2 + 6 - 4.5) * 1.5) + 4 = 24.25 damage!
-Energy cost: 5 + (4 / 2) + 8 = 15 EN
Kain fainted!
Boggle leapt into the air!
Land Turtle used Giga Drain! (Target: Voodoom)
-Crit chance: 1081 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Absorption: (12.5 / 2) * 2 = 12.5 HP
Boggle used Bounce! (Target: Torterra)
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9500): 1233 = Hit
-Crit chance: 3574 = NOPE.
-Damage: (9 + 2 + 7.5 - 6) * 1.5 = 18.75 damage
-Energy cost: 9 + (3 / 3) + 4 = 14 EN
-Effect chance (Paralysis <= 3000): 4636 = NOPE.
Boggle was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Stasis was hurt by the sandstorm! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -2 HP, -14 EN
-Voodoom: -14.5 HP, -15 EN
-Heracross: -9 HP
-Torterra: -6.25 HP, -11 EN

Final Numbers:
-Toxicroak: -6 HP, -28 EN
-Voodoom: -49 HP, -33 EN
-Heracross: -100 HP, -7 EN
-Torterra: +6 (6.25) HP, -28 EN

Leethoof:
XAAOOO

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Leethoof:

Tulowitzki
Power Herb (1/5)
HP: 43
EN: 55
Stats: 4/3/1/3/150
Pressure
Rock Head
Unnerve
Poison
+26 Accuracy
No other

Leet?

Leethoof · Jan 25, 2015

In comes Aurorous @ Exp Share
and Aerodactyl

Anastasisa: Hyper Beam -> Aurora Beam -> Hyper Beam
Tulowitzki: Sky Attack -> Sky Attack -> Sky Attack
If Endure A1, then use Toxic A1.

Arcanite · Jan 27, 2015

'One last shot...'

Land Turtle the Torterra: Protect > Endure > Wood Hammer (Aerodactyl)

Leethoof · Jan 27, 2015

god im an idiot

The Wanderer · Jan 28, 2015

Leethoof:
XOOAOA

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Round the Final: An Overestimation of Endurance

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to what appears to be the final act of tonight's battle. Despite their trainers being absent for most of the battle, House Straton's pokemon have performed most admirably tonight, Stasis in particular. However, both she and her amphibious companion have appeared to retire, with Tulowitzki returning and an Aurorus dubbed Anastasia taking the stage and...oh dear, the temperature seems to have dropped quite abruptly...

Although still well-fortified, Arcanite's last bastion is in dire straits as he Protects against an orchestrated assault upon him. While at first Land Turtle was able to successfully defend himself against an Attack from the Sky and a glaciating Hyper Beam, the hapless tortoise was left too fatigued to Endure the hits necessary to make his final swan song, granting the Stratons victory.

An excellent performance, yes? Of course, tonight's battles aren't over, but I will be handing hosting duties off to Mr. Waldstein after these messages. Donec rursus convenerimus, I'm Alphonse Well-

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT.

Erm, one moment please...What is it? I'm in the middle of finishing up!

YOU'RE STAYING HERE.

Pardon?

THE HEAD MEATBAG IS OUT. HE WANTS YOU TO TAKE OVER WHILE HE'S GONE.

The chief is out? Has something arisen?

PROBABLY MEATBAG STUFF. YOU'RE STAYING.

Ugh...he'll be racking up a significant debt for this. My apologies, it appears we've had a scheduling snafu and I'll be continuing to host, so...oh, the commercial's begun already.

*Meanwhile, in front of the janitor's room...*

*THUMP THUMP THUMP* Hellooooooo?! Chief?! Are you coming back with those keys?! *THUMP THUMP THUMP*

Order: Aerodactyl, Aurorus, Torterra

Pre-round
Anastasia's Snow warning conjured a hailstorm! (4 rounds)
Numbers:
-Aurorus: -10 EN

Action 1 (Priority: Torterra, Aerodactyl, Aurorus)
Land Turtle used Protect!
Land Turtle protected himself!
Tulowitzki ate the last of his power herb!
Tulowitzki used Sk-NO.
-Damage (for energy cost): (14 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 25.5 damage!
Anastasia used Hyper B-NO.
-Damage (for energy cost): (15 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 47.25 DAMAGE!!!
-Energy cost (Protect): 7 + (72.75 / 2.5) = 29.1 EN
Tulowitzki was hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Tulowitzki was pelted by hail! (-2 HP)
Land Turtle was pelted by hail! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -4 HP, -9 EN
-Aurorus: -9 EN
-Torterra: -2 HP, -29.1 EN

Action 2 (Priority: Torterra, Aerodactyl, Aurorus, Aerodactyl)
Land Turtle used End-NO.
Tulowitzki is glowing!
Anastasia used Aurora Beam! (Target: Torterra)
-Damage: (7 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 29.25 damage!
Tulowitzki used Sky Attack! (Target: Torterra)
-Damage: (14 + 3 + 6 - 6) * 1.5 = 25.5 damage!
Tulowitzki was hurt by poison! (-2 HP)
Tulowitzki was pelted by hail! (-2 HP)
Land Turtle was pelted by hail! (-2 HP)
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -4 HP, -11 EN
-Aurorus: -4 EN
-Torterra: -56.75 HP

Action 3
Tulowitzki is glowing!
Anastasia used Hyper Beam! (Target: Torterra)
-Damage: (15 + 3 + 7.5 - 4.5) * 2.25 = 47.25 DAMAGE!!!
♪GAME OVER, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!♪ *Pssssh!*
Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -4 HP, -15 EN
-Aurorus: -9 EN
-Torterra: -9.25 HP

Final Numbers:
-Aerodactyl: -12 HP, -35 EN
-Aurorus: -33 EN
-Torterra: -68 HP, -29 (29.1) EN

Leethoof:
XOOAOA

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Leethoof:

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Prizes:

Leethoof:
+4 CC
-1 Power Herb
Vivillion: +3 MC
Toxicroak: +3 MC
Voodoom: +3 MC and 4 KOC
Aerodactyl: +3 MC and 1 KOC
Stunfisk: +3 MC
Aurorus: +4 MC and 1 KOC

Arcanite:
+4 CC
Cinccino: +3 MC and 1 KOC
Heracross: +3 MC
Scrafty: +3 MC
Torterra: +3 MC
Nidoking: +3 MC
Tyranitar: +4 MC

The Wanderer:
+28 UC

What do you want me to do?

My sources tell me Van Houten's got a meeting over at the Nardac building tomorrow night. You know the place, right?

That place in downtown?

Precisely. Prosopida's likely to strike there, so keep her away until my forces can secure it.

And you think she'll listen to me?

Why do you think I'm talking with you?

And you'll give Rico back, right?

Once you've accomplished your mission, yes.

I heard a door behind me open, followed by footsteps.

Now then, I think we're done here. When you wake up, you'll be back out in the city.

What do you mean, wake u-Mmmphmmp! Mphhm...mm...

Shit...getting sleepy...

Don't forget what I've told you, Lad. V n Ho t 's fe h...

***

*Adonis walks in, standing behind the operative who chloroformed Ben*

I don't think he can hear you anymore. That's some potent stuff.

Doesn't matter. Get rid of him.

Hey! You heard him! Take him out and chuck him in a dumpster somewhere!

*A second operative unties Ben and carries him out with the first*

You know he doesn't believe a word of it, right?

Of course he doesn't. But I don't need him to believe, just follow.

Hence kidnapping his partner. I presume you want me to dispose of him?

Go ahead. He's a Lucario; I doubt we can sway him to our side.

Unless we can sway his trainer, of course. Then again...

A wimp like him? He makes a better pawn.

You really think he'll be able to expose Prometheus for us?

That, or we get Mnemonikos. Either way, we w-nngh!

Sir?!

Ggh...I'm fine, Adonis.

You've been doing it again, haven't you?

I know, I shouldn't. It was just a spike, though; nothing to worry about.

***

♫All the Fools Sailed Away

This Schneider guy's motives can't possibly be good. But do I really have a choice? Rico's life hangs in the balance, and if he's telling the truth, El's, too.

I'm in seriously deep shit, aren't I?

*cue ending credits*

♫Something bad's going down

NEXT TIME ON SMOGON ASB

Heh, looks like your life's over, Fido.

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You've been looking for me?

I hear you've got a bit of a stake in this as well.

***

Where the fuck have you been?! I've been looking for you all day!

Save it for later, we've gotta get outta here!

***

Come on, Boss, where are you?!

***

Is that one of those masked bastards?

***

Ooh, he's a cutie! Shame Gadis doesn't discriminate.

***

Fancy meeting you here, Blondie.

Leethoof · Jan 29, 2015

ilu lad youre amazing thanks for the awesome flavor and reffing!!

gg arcanite it was fun!!

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