Changing tides to...
the GTS!
Oh yes, that lovely piece of SHIT full of people asking for Pokemon that can't even be traded. And the worst part is when they write 'plz 6 IVs shiny' as their message.
GOD I HATE THAT!!!!!!!
Oh, but it's not just some stupid trollish person's fault, no. This, just like Insomnia Delibird, Unowns, no trading between Gens 2-3, not having a mega-Flygon even thought the vast majority of the fanbase wanted one (it even got its own meme! I mean wth Nintendo!), a trade for a Haunter holding an Everstone, and many many other trademarked trolling aacts, all relates back to every Pokemon player's best friend and worst enemy at the same time. The Pokeworld's God and dictator, and the biggest troll at the same time.
It has to be Arceus, you say. Not even close.
The RNG, perhaps? Getting there, but no.
Then what the hell is it? My fellow smogonites, I must tell you, the only thing that fits the above description is...
Yep, that's right. Those little nerdy bastards that made this game are behind the GTS trolls that have come up. One day, those fuckheads decided to have a good idea and gave us the possibility to look for ANY Pokemon in the GTS.
BUT PROTO KINGHERACROSSTHEBUG, if they're as trollish as you say they are, why would they be so nice to us? Easy. This new feature came with a devilish side:
You could look for Pokemon that are impossible to trade! You just got yourself a nice shiny 6 IVs HA 4 EM fully EV'd and blah blah Froakie, and you want to troll someone? Leave it in the GTS, asking for a Lv. 1-10 Mewtwo, and laugh thinking about the face of whoever looked for a Froakie and stumbled upon yours, wanted to trade it, then realized it can't be traded.
Now, you might be thinking,
but that's not devilish enough for them, is it? You're absolutely right. The trolling wouldn't stop at that. You can also look/ask for event-only Pokemon, such as Mew. HOWEVER, you will NOT be able to trade them. EVER! You hear that? That's Troll Freak's devilish laughing, while hundreds of thousands of player get upset because of trolls that use this little perk.
A mind-drawn picture of a typical Troll Freak worker laughing
And here we are, complaining at this and other trollings. Specifically, here I am, struggling to find half of the Pokemon that i'm missing from my Pokedex. Le sigh T_T