More incredibly niche Assist stoppers because I can:
Pinsir @ Pinsirite
Ability: Flash Fire
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Howl
- Close Combat
- Extreme Speed
This inherits from Arcanine.
- Get rocks up. Sash, Prankster, resist, FF, whatever.
- Come in un-mega'd on something that Pinsir walls (nothing with Dragon Tail) on a free switch.
- Set up a Substitute as they attack you, or maybe switch into Heatran.
- Click Howl until they send in Gyarados. This should be one turn. This is why you do NOT switch Pinsir into a move -- you need the two turns of setup provided by a failed V-Create.
- Mega-evolve, KO their Gyarados with Espeed.
- When Heatran gets around to coming in, take its V-Create into your Substitute and KO it back with Close Combat.
- Sweep with Extreme Speed.
Calcs:
+1 252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Extreme Speed vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Mega Gyarados: 297-349 (89.7 - 105.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
+1 252+ Atk Mega Pinsir Close Combat vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 466-550 (121 - 142.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
+1 252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Extreme Speed vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Dragonite: 333-393 (86.2 - 101.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
+1 252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Extreme Speed vs. 248 HP / 4 Def Victini: 318-375 (78.9 - 93%) -- guaranteed OHKO after Stealth Rock
+1 252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Extreme Speed vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Darmanitan: 514-606 (146.4 - 172.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
+6 252+ Atk Aerilate Mega Pinsir Extreme Speed vs. 252 HP / 252+ Def Wobbuffet: 849-999 (145.3 - 171%) -- guaranteed OHKO (You can stall out its entire non-Mirror Coat movepool with Howl -- not like it's carrying Encore)
Basically, with one Stealth Rock and one failure to predict on the opponent's part and you can sweep their team. The latter can most likely be assured by bluffing -- sacrifice a few non-essential team members to make Pinsir look like a last-ditch effort.
This is inferior to every other Pinsir set in every respect except beating Assist, though. It loses if Dragonite is physically defensive, as full Def Dragonite always takes a +1 Extreme Speed after Stealth Rock and V-Creates away your Substitute, exposing you to Heatran. The same goes for Victini. It loses if their Sun setter has Roar and can take +1 CC or Espeed after Stealth Rock, and there are plenty of things that can hold Heat Rock and do so.
P.S. ban assist, this is the closest thing I could come up with as an offensive counter (my Relicanth set upthread is a defensive counter) and it loses to any teambuilding that takes account of it, and is a downgrade from other Pinsir sets against any other archetype (it's not BAD, mind you, it would just rather run things other than Substitute and fucking Howl).