One day while i was playing on smogtours for wcop, you pm'd me, you told me that i was one of the best nigga on earth which made wet, then i answered saying you were the most funny smogon user, and that was the beginning... A relationship was born.
The first time we met we already knew that was the start of a long love life. Even after the birth of our first 10 childrens :
xtra$hine badabing BKC Shoka Steve Angello McMeghan Bloo Living So Zambian aim Veteran In Love and
CTC (yh we had 11 childrens but we decided to abandon him cuz of autism). We were the best family ever, i really coudnt ask more from god and i would like to thanks him.
Then 2 months ago you told me that you needed to get mony for our last boy Tesung, and so you were participing to the prestigious Smogon Tournament #11, at the beginning i decided to help you and make it with you, but unfortunately i was forced to surrender in round 5 because tesung had chicken pox, though i always believed in you boo and i expected you to make final, so now i ask you to win that tournament and bring back those 10$ at home like this we will able to do shopping for the year.
WhiteQueen !!!!
Edit: shoutout to Unamed because he's the grand father of those guys listed above.