Earlier to day I was anally violated by an exam. Nothing is better for totally unbiased, WhiteQueen inspired rankings than a little bit of anal penetration. This is actually a fitting introduction for my fifth ranked team, none other than:
The Mexican Mesprits, ironically captained by Thunder Wave hater Hollywood.
Roster: QueenOfLuvdiscs / innovomania / mencemeat / Sweep / Can-Eh-Dian / Vileman / Cherub Agent / Blastral / bedschibaer / Aloha / Pure Demize / lolazo / TewMew / Lasagne / karane / Kushalos
The Mexican Mesprits, ironically captained by Thunder Wave hater Hollywood.
Roster: QueenOfLuvdiscs / innovomania / mencemeat / Sweep / Can-Eh-Dian / Vileman / Cherub Agent / Blastral / bedschibaer / Aloha / Pure Demize / lolazo / TewMew / Lasagne / karane / Kushalos
QueenOfLuvdiscs - NU's renowned stall player and bad farm league record haver, QOL is looking for some tournament vengeance. His stall teams will serve him well if he happens to play any randoms, or perhaps anyone relying on a last minute team from their manager, but if he is unable to diversify his playstyle, consider this an ez snackwrap for his opponents. I've seen he is capable of building none stall teams so I guess I can't say whether or not QOL will play like the Pokemon he is named after, or rather be an Alomomola-esque wall that no one can penetrate.
innovamania - PS! moderator and user of 8D, innovamania is a relative mystery to those that do not venture onto PS! Known to practice older generations with Oglemi in spite of being a relative new comer to the Poke scene (BW2). A cute user imo, but pretty unproven on the tournament seen, lets see if this pick was worth the risk.
mencemeat - PO player and Afro Smash's GF's future boyfriend, mencemeat has done well on the tournament scene. The question isn't whether or not mencemeat is a capable player, rather whether or not he will try his hardest when not on a team with his PO friends.
Sweep - Ubers tier leader and notoriously unfunny April Fool's Joke maker. Sweep is actually quit the potent lower tier player. He just needs someone to give him teams so he doesn't end up using his Frillish BW1 AIDS stall. Also my waifu :D.
Can-Eh-Dian - Another one of the endless slew of Canadian NU players that are really all the same, sorry buddy, don't know you.
Vileman - South American (jaja) NU open winner. Claimed he was going to quit Pokemon after the end of SPL 6, yet here he is, maybe its because me and 49 still haven't played for that BW2 RU Minitour, or maybe its his lust for an SPL win, either way something is keeping him on the site. User of unconventional teams, can his South American luck bring his innovation to the next level, or is he doomed to struggle in PL formats?
Cherub Agent - BW2 NU relic and scarf enthusiast Cherub Agent has just recently shaken off the rust and gotten back into the competitive scene. Probably will do pretty well given his recent performance in the ORAS NU tournament.
Blastral - THIS ONE IS DAT BLAST.
bedschibaer - A player better known for le epic may-mays rather than for their battling talent, beds specializes in old gens. Specifically in GSC and RBY, the two generations that NU did not exist in. I'm assuming this was a meme buy, and if so I respect that, nothing wrong with a good meme buy.
Aloha - Who?
Pure Demize - Future OUPL manager, sorry, don't know you.
lolazo - Hollywood buys 3 players I never heard of in a row, but can't muster that extra 2k for me, sorry don't know you.
TewMew - Not much is known about this mysterious gimmick user, although I believe his country of origin is Italy. New on the scene during XY and ORAS, TewMew made a name for himself with his strange defensive builds including SpD SD Virizion and SpD Nasty Plot Slowking (both XY RU). He even innovated the lord SpD Sub SD Barbaracle, TewMew is often mocked by the competitive community for his strange sets in spite of his solid performance in tournaments. Will he continue to catch his opponents off guard, or has the surprise factor worn off.
Lasagne - Tagliatelle21 was the top performer in the SPL 5 NU Farm League with a record of 7-1 (or something), but he was over looked for a spot on an SPL team, the scooters opting to take CBT, a questionable choice indeed. Having pretty much left the competitive scene, does Lasagne still have that farm league magic which allowed him to succeed in BW2 alongside other NU lords such as CBT and Skylight?
karane - sorry, don't know you.
Kushalos - More involved on the PS! side of things Kushalos is relatively unknown on the forums, though he has authority in all the lower tier PS! rooms and was on the UU council for a brief stint. Kushalos is a decent battler, and I assume has knowledge of the NU tier, though I'm not actually sure.
Hollywood - The man formerly known as Treecko37, Hollywood quickly rose through the ranks from Smogon newcomer to Smod. As his ass-man in 2 previous Premier Leagues, I hope that Sweep is there to send in a line up when Hollywood gets too drunk on a Sunday, as that was usually my role. In terms of battling Hollywood does have that unblemished 1-0 SPL record... in LC, but he is an adequate battler as long as he can avoid Thunder Wave and the inevitable meltdown that comes with it. (makeup)
innovamania - PS! moderator and user of 8D, innovamania is a relative mystery to those that do not venture onto PS! Known to practice older generations with Oglemi in spite of being a relative new comer to the Poke scene (BW2). A cute user imo, but pretty unproven on the tournament seen, lets see if this pick was worth the risk.
mencemeat - PO player and Afro Smash's GF's future boyfriend, mencemeat has done well on the tournament scene. The question isn't whether or not mencemeat is a capable player, rather whether or not he will try his hardest when not on a team with his PO friends.
Sweep - Ubers tier leader and notoriously unfunny April Fool's Joke maker. Sweep is actually quit the potent lower tier player. He just needs someone to give him teams so he doesn't end up using his Frillish BW1 AIDS stall. Also my waifu :D.
Can-Eh-Dian - Another one of the endless slew of Canadian NU players that are really all the same, sorry buddy, don't know you.
Vileman - South American (jaja) NU open winner. Claimed he was going to quit Pokemon after the end of SPL 6, yet here he is, maybe its because me and 49 still haven't played for that BW2 RU Minitour, or maybe its his lust for an SPL win, either way something is keeping him on the site. User of unconventional teams, can his South American luck bring his innovation to the next level, or is he doomed to struggle in PL formats?
Cherub Agent - BW2 NU relic and scarf enthusiast Cherub Agent has just recently shaken off the rust and gotten back into the competitive scene. Probably will do pretty well given his recent performance in the ORAS NU tournament.
Blastral - THIS ONE IS DAT BLAST.
bedschibaer - A player better known for le epic may-mays rather than for their battling talent, beds specializes in old gens. Specifically in GSC and RBY, the two generations that NU did not exist in. I'm assuming this was a meme buy, and if so I respect that, nothing wrong with a good meme buy.
Aloha - Who?
Pure Demize - Future OUPL manager, sorry, don't know you.
lolazo - Hollywood buys 3 players I never heard of in a row, but can't muster that extra 2k for me, sorry don't know you.
TewMew - Not much is known about this mysterious gimmick user, although I believe his country of origin is Italy. New on the scene during XY and ORAS, TewMew made a name for himself with his strange defensive builds including SpD SD Virizion and SpD Nasty Plot Slowking (both XY RU). He even innovated the lord SpD Sub SD Barbaracle, TewMew is often mocked by the competitive community for his strange sets in spite of his solid performance in tournaments. Will he continue to catch his opponents off guard, or has the surprise factor worn off.
Lasagne - Tagliatelle21 was the top performer in the SPL 5 NU Farm League with a record of 7-1 (or something), but he was over looked for a spot on an SPL team, the scooters opting to take CBT, a questionable choice indeed. Having pretty much left the competitive scene, does Lasagne still have that farm league magic which allowed him to succeed in BW2 alongside other NU lords such as CBT and Skylight?
karane - sorry, don't know you.
Kushalos - More involved on the PS! side of things Kushalos is relatively unknown on the forums, though he has authority in all the lower tier PS! rooms and was on the UU council for a brief stint. Kushalos is a decent battler, and I assume has knowledge of the NU tier, though I'm not actually sure.
Hollywood - The man formerly known as Treecko37, Hollywood quickly rose through the ranks from Smogon newcomer to Smod. As his ass-man in 2 previous Premier Leagues, I hope that Sweep is there to send in a line up when Hollywood gets too drunk on a Sunday, as that was usually my role. In terms of battling Hollywood does have that unblemished 1-0 SPL record... in LC, but he is an adequate battler as long as he can avoid Thunder Wave and the inevitable meltdown that comes with it. (makeup)
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