Other oupl shit-slinging/general talk thread (dank memes ITT)

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when i was young, my grandpa would walk me around the park and carry me on his shoulders. i loved hanging out with him, he was a big part of my childhood. the only thing is, he smoked his whole life and couldnt even stop doing so around me. my mother had to tell him, 'if you ever want to see your grandchildren grow up, you have to quit'. tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. he gave it up immediately. when I was 11 he died of lung cancer. It was a traumatic experience for me, for i had not dealt with death within the family before. My mother warned me not to ever smoke. 'please dont put your family through what your grandfather put us through.' I agreed. to this day, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel ever so slightly a sense of regret for never having done it, because this thread gave me cancer anyway..........
which is why im rollin up this fatty
happy 420 plebs
- Dank 420leone
 

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xtra$hine fingered his asshole until it hurt and then kept on going. Reverb , why did you draft him,,,,

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+xtra$hine: i accidently fingered my asshole

[19:07:42] +xtra$hine: cuz
[19:07:45] +xtra$hine: when i was 12
[19:07:48] +xtra$hine: i was watchin porn
[19:07:51] +xtra$hine: and i saw girls do it [19:07:56] +xtra$hine: so i thot it was ok
[19:07:58] +xtra$hine: if guys did it
[19:08:01] +xtra$hine: so i tried it
[19:08:05] +xtra$hine: sigh
oh pls nigga u can't talk

[13:22] @WECAMEASROMANS: yeah
[13:22] @WECAMEASROMANS: but it all worked out in the end
[13:22] IAmGingy: then he got rounded
[13:22] xtra$hine: dam
[13:22] IAmGingy: and pegged
[13:22] @WECAMEASROMANS: cuz they bought a dildo to
[13:22] xtra$hine: wcars tryna tell us he been in 3somes
[13:22] IAmGingy: by one of the grls
[13:22] @WECAMEASROMANS: so basically
[13:22] xtra$hine: but cant talk to style
[13:22] @WECAMEASROMANS: i put my dick in one
[13:23] IAmGingy: I TOLD U
[13:23] IAmGingy: HE GOIT
[13:23] IAmGingy: PEGGED
[13:23] @WECAMEASROMANS: then another dildo in the other one
[13:23] %Srn: ...
[13:23] #Bluwing: lol
[13:23] @WECAMEASROMANS: WHAT
[13:23] @WECAMEASROMANS: NO
[13:23] IAmGingy: YES
[13:23] #Bluwing: lets not kill the cha
[13:23] %Srn: why not just use your fingers?
[13:23] IAmGingy: U SAID
[13:23] #Bluwing: chat
[13:23] #Bluwing: lol
[13:23] IAmGingy: THEY BROUGHT IT
[13:23] %Srn: bluwin this chat is long dead
[13:23] cosine180: LOL
[13:23] xtra$hine: they only brought the dildo knowin hes asian
[13:23] xtra$hine: duh
[13:23] +QuagGod: what the fuck ._.
[13:23] @WECAMEASROMANS: I PUT MY DICK IN ONE VAGINA AND THEY PUT A DILDO INSIDE THE OTHER VAGINA
[13:23] @WECAMEASROMANS: NOT INSIDE ME
[13:23] +bludz: lmao
[13:23] IAmGingy: "WECAMEWHILEPEGGING
[13:23] %Srn: LOLOL
[13:23] +QuagGod: LOL
[13:23] +bludz: loool
[13:23] IAmGingy: I C U BRAH
[13:23] cosine180: entertainment.
[13:24] #Bluwing: lmao
[13:24] %Srn: oml
[13:24] %Cashier: tf did i walk into
 
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