"If you are unprepared for KlangKling, it will run train on your team,"- Norris Umbriggleston Tier (N.U Tier)-Original founder of Neverused
I am sure we are all aware of Klungkling and its band-aided-gear-face presence in the Never-used tier for quite some time now. Nonexistent in the Megalix era, once again forgotten during the Magneton epoch, Klangkarussell is now the "tiers top threat" (Deejles, 2014), and worthy of the ranking of "S". I will now examine why these glorious gears deserve the coveted "S" spot.
At a glance, Kligklung is one of the few Pocket Monsters in the Never-used Tier blessed with the advantageous typing of Steel and high Defenses of 60 Hit-points, 115 Defense, and 85 Special Defense. These attributes allow it to setup its formidable "Shift Gear" on nearly half the tier, without fear for its life.
Once the gears start grinding, even bulky variants (240 speed) of KlogKlup find themselves able to outpace Choice-Scarfers of 91 speed (Rotom) and below, and speedy gears can out-speed even base 110 speed Choice-Scarfers.... all after just a single turn, with an attack boost to boot.
With such great speed at its disposal, Killklap is able to do whatever it pleases before another Pocket Monster attacks, allowing it to use Substitute on feeble attempts of Sucker Punch and Will-o-Whisp.
Once Kibblekorn and its natural bulk have set-up, it finds itself able to ravish the large majority of Pocket Monsters in the tier with its STAB boosted 100 base power move at +1 Attack. Even if KitKat is unable to gather a kill after a single shift gear, very few are able to kill it in a single shot with its great typing and natural bulk, allowing it to attack once again or even Shift Gear again to further its chances at a sweep.
Now we move onto the main reason of Kilamanjaro's rise, the lack of proper checks and counters in the tier. As previously mentioned, Kwanzaking wasn't much of an issue when other strong steel types were present in the tier, once they were expelled KitchenKnive's presence wasn't just felt, it became feared.
At the present moment there exists only a handful of proper checks/counters in the entire tier, less than can be claimed of even Sneasel. These pokemon being:
Defensive: Quagsire, Poliwrath, Support Lanturn, Carracosta, Prinplup (audibly shudders), Stunfisk and Weezing
Offensive: Gurdurr
Now we will eliminate those Pocket Monsters who depend on scald burns to beat it (Lanturn, Costa, Prinplup), thus leaving us with only consistent checks.
That leaves us with only 4 defensive counter/checks and 1 offensive check... bullocks.
There just doesn't exist many checks for KitchenKeys in the tier.
You can also note how almost all of the checks/counters are weak to grass coverage, therefore allowing Cacturne/Lilligant to have their way with your team if they ever venture to double-switch.
Some may argue that Krabappel can be beat with offensive pressure and you're not wrong. However, a single Fire Blast miss, use of memento, double to Cacturne, etc may spell your doom as rapidly as our bandaged gears turn!
Since this post is already at a great length, I wont bother posting the large amount of Pocket Monsters it can set-up on, but feel free to examine your PS! Teambuilder™ and examine for yourself!
Your (least) favorite ladder scrub,
Deejles McDy