Worst Pokemon Sprites?

Hmm, I can't say I'm a fan of flying models for the sake of Sky Battles. Most of them look very unnatural and forced, especially those huge gliding Pokemon which make you wonder how they can even keep aloft without flapping their wings or going at high speed.




To make things worse, most of them actually looked really cool back as grounded sprite, with Tropius being one of my favorite designs from Gen 3. Now they just appear to be hanging lazily from invisible strings. :/
While I do agree that the forced sky-battle pose is weird and did more harm than good (especially since the grounded models all appear in pokemon-amie anyway), Xatu's is more along the the lines of "so bad, it's good" for me.

Launch the Xatu-missile!
Or Xatupedos! Rocketu! Or Xatissile?
 
Please forgive me for the double post, but i'm lazy. =3

This over world sprite. It's not bad in general, but this is the reason it's bad.

They didn't bother to make a separate sprite for the female trainer. It's not much of an issue, but from the side I swear that it has a beard.
 
This is all I could find for it, but the party sprite in DPP and before is horrid for Psyduck. It... it looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to me for some reason.
 
♦•PRESENTING YOU THE RS SPRITES THAT ARE SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT•♦ *trumpets intensify*

Only the front sprites this time.


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Why did they choose this head to be "face" of this abomination.



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Meditite found the answer to life, the universe and everything. Seems like it's not 42.



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The arms of Sandslash are too small.



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Swampert looks derpy. The animation in Emerald turns it into a DJ.



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Nidoqueen has to have her jaws seen by a doctor vet paleontologist.



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Nidoking is definitely suffering from kidney stones.




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This bugs me, a lot.



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Tyranitar's neck looks uncomfortable.



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Houndoom was going to strike its generic "one-headed hellhound" pose but unfortunately its nose started to itch.



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This pooch is fed up with losing to a level 5 Torchic over and over again.



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The awesome tube arms+human arm concept is ruined by the pose
(it would be much better if the slender arms were amidst of flailing
and it wouldn't hurt if it showed us its fist semi raised up in the air)



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JEEEEEEZUS!!


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This pose turns the tough-as-it-can-get fearsome Raticate into what they
sell you in pet shops named gerbil.


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Zangoose's original artwork had black claws, not purple.
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/d/d3/335Zangoose.png



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Milotic looks like it's so sorry about destroying half of your team or almost
pitying you. Also, the tail doesn't look as elegant as it is in BW or XY.


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Delibird realises that you are actually in the naughty childen list this year...a little too late.



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There you have it, Venusaur was Pepe the Frog all along!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!




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I just can't find the right words to describe the facial expression of Skarmory,
here's an image which will perhaps describe what I see. The animation in Emerald makes it go whoop-whoop.
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EDIT: I realised the problem with the images so I (hopefully) fixed them.
EDIT2: Typos fixed.
 
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♦•PRESENTING YOU THE RS SPRITES THAT ARE SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH AT•♦ *trumpets intensify*




Why did they choose this head to be this abominations "face".




Meditite looks like it has just found out a secret of yours and cannot wait to blackmail
you to add it to your team.




The arms of Sandslash is too small.




The face of Sqampert looks derpy.




Nidoqueen has to have her jaws seen by a doctor/vet/paleonthologist.




This Wartortle sprite looks like it could be a Lv.3 monster from another franchise.




Tyranitar's neck looks uncomfortable.




Houndoom was going to strike a menacing pose just when its nose started to itch.



This pooch is fed up with losing to a level 5 Torchic over and over again.




The awesome tube arms+human arm concept is ruined by the pose
(it would be much better if the slender arms were amidst of flailing
and it wouldn't hurt if it showed us his fist semi raised up in the air)




JEEEEEEZUS!!



This pose turns the tough-as-it-can-get fearsome Raticate into what they
sell you in pet shops named gerbil.



Zangoose's original artwork had black claws, not purple.
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/d/d3/335Zangoose.png




Milotic looks like it's so sorry about destroying half of your team or almost
pitying you.



Delibird realised that you are actually in the naughty childen list this year right when waving at you.




There you have it, Venusaur was Pepe the Frog all along!




Since I can't find the right words to describe the facial expression of Skarmory,
here's an image for it.
Your pics don't seem to show up on the post, FYI. At least for me

Edit: never mind, you're good
 
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Lapras from FRLG:


ermahgerd erm serv merjerstek!
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I had a flashback of me, seeing this sprite for the first time when this episode came to my mind:
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Also... I would like to thank all the crew to change the sprites to PERFECTION in BW. I mean, look at all these 16 wonderful sprites!
They saw their most characteristic traits and made full use of it.

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Well, except the "Humping Celebi"
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EDIT: I realised the problem with the images so I (hopefully) fixed them.
 
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Talking about a tail that's just sticking out...
I think this issue was with all the Rhino, Dino and RhinoDino pokémon in gen 6. I'm not going to can't post any pictures of it though. They turned Nidoking into this (read the rest in Zim's voice) pathetic, gangsta posing, smug faced, shaky rhino with a gaped open mouth to catch flies who is in serious trouble with the giant leech draining its blood from its...rear.

Since this is my third post here, i'll take a sip from my "shut the hell up" mug and edit my posts until tomorrow, when I'll continue barfing my hatred of these horrible sprites. Sorry about the long posts.
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well this image doesn't show exactly what I've seen on the PokéDex but if you guys check this in the PokéDex you'll see that all these rhino pokémon look...dumb well except Nidoqueen because it's the cutest 1.3 m tall monstrosity with a shut down mouth.

EDIT: I uploaded a picture and description.
 
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LOOK AT MY BOOTIFUL TAIL WUMUN!
It sees you when you're sleeping...
Guys, let's all dance!
Sparkles!
Durrrr
Bring me the money at noon, I have all the drugs right here.
Legs work like this, I swear they do.
MS Paint.
A rubber toy.
Mustache.
And after this 3 week course, the diet has made my neck fat disappear!
Nuff' said.
 

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LOOK AT MY BOOTIFUL TAIL WUMUN!
It sees you when you're sleeping...
Guys, let's all dance!
Sparkles!
Durrrr
Bring me the money at noon, I have all the drugs right here.
Legs work like this, I swear they do.
MS Paint.
A rubber toy.
Mustache.
And after this 3 week course, the diet has made my neck fat disappear!
Nuff' said.
That Golbat sprite actually isn't too bad; I would've taken that over the R/B one any day of the week.
 
The thing I can't understand is, why didn't they use a perfect sprite and changed it into a horrible one in Gen1?

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the only sprite that lived up to the original artwork to
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an ape, okay!
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this creative, original etc. pokémon with a perfect sprite into
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a sad faced tricycle who can stab things with its chin, okay!


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oh look, another sprite that looks like what the artwork represents! let's change it to this!
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remember kids, don't try this at home, okay!

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no-no scratch that, i have a better idea!
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see? it's the solar system now! okay!
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I DON'T LIKE WHAT IT RESEMBLES!
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there! much better now! okay!
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okay, let's try harder and give it more details!
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NAILED IT. okay!

EDIT: I found out there was a problem with the images so I (hopefully) fixed them.
 
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The thing I can't understand is, why didn't they use a perfect sprite and changed it into a horrible one in Gen1?

View attachment 47138 the only sprite that lived up to the original artwork to View attachment 47139 an ape, okay!
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this creative, original etc. pokémon with a perfect sprite into View attachment 47141 a sad faced tricycle who can stab things with its chin, okay!


View attachment 47142 oh look, another sprite that looks like what the artwork represents! let's change it to this! View attachment 47143 remember kids, don't try this at home, okay!

View attachment 47144 no-no scratch that, i have a better idea! View attachment 47145 see? it's the solar system now! okay!
View attachment 47146 I DON'T LIKE WHAT IT RESEMBLES! View attachment 47147
there! much better now! okay!
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okay, let's try harder and give it more details! View attachment 47149 NAILED IT. okay!

EDIT: I found out there was a problem with the images so I (hopefully) fixed them.

Lol, I actually find the second grimer sprite amazing.
 

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