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http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/anythinggoes-251965285

I'm new to online battling, and I thought it would be fun to try for first time. I thought it would be cool to use a team made by zahariel years ago. It's a theme team based off of Red from G/S/C. The guy I fought probably thought I was some newbie using a bad team, but zahariel knew what he was doing when he made this team. The funny thing is this team was made back in the B/W era, but it's still dangerous even in this gen.

Sadly the other guy rage quit before the match ended. Had something to do with Charzard sweeping his charizadX, Salamence and Blastoise.

Fear Red!
 
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/hackmonscup-266855556

From turn 1 until the end, this was unwinnable. Everything I did failed. Everything my opponent did succeeded.

Notable turns/moments in opponent's favor:

Turn 1 - My gunk shot misses. His hits. Chalked it up to bad luck and continued.
Turn 4 - Lovely Kiss (75 acc) hits for first time (may not seem like much now, but just wait). Swampert sleeps for 3/3 turns.
Turns 10-11 - Octazooka misses twice in a row.
Turn 14 - 2/2 for Lovely Kiss. Still not unusual for now. This will become a trend. Swampert only sleeps 2 turns. This will be the biggest "Break" I catch all game.
Turn 17 - 3/3 on Lovely Kiss.
Turn 19 - My 85% acc Octazooka misses (again) while his -1 ACC Octazooka hits.
Turns 25-26 - My Dark Void misses 2x in a row. I'm 0/2 on an 80 ACC sleep move while opponent is 3/3 on a 75 ACC one. Typical.
Turn 36 - Holy crap! I got a freeze! It's a mirac -- *thaws out before freeze actually matters*
Turn 40 - Opponent 4/4 on Lovely Kiss. I do get a "break" in only being asleep for one turn.
Turn 43 - Ehh, I clearly have 100% accuracy, so why fucking not go 5/5 with Lovely Kiss?
Oh, and Turtwig did indeed have defeatist.

My only favors: Victini was asleep for 3 turns (after it took 3 Dark Voids for one to finally hit), as well as missing ONE precipice blade (85 ACC). While my Octazookas (85 ACC) missed quite a few.

Thought I would rage for a while. Laddering is absolutely the most frustrating thing when A.) it's hackmons cup and one medium-built pokemon can sweep a team, B.) Hax like this exist, and C.) Every victory is + 7-8, while every loss is -34-40.

/end rant. inb4 "YOU DESERVE THIS PINK YOUR RELIGIOUS DEBATES HAVE BROUGHT NOTHING BUT SORROW"
 

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