Dear <SNIP>,
You are Taylor Swift.
You are a pop american icon and have a reputation for being that rich guy’s girl and that man-hoe guy’s girl and that popular guy’s girl. However, with your reputation also comes with an awe-inspiring paparazzi. All yo haters so jelly that they only gonna hate hate hate hate hate.
At night, you may PM Da Letter El with, “Night X - Feelin 22 with USER.” You and USER will go out reliving their 22’s. They’ll be too busy partying to do whatever they were supposed to do, but if anyone comes along looking to do something with User, they’ll join the fun for a bit and then leave, but since you’re an alcoholic, you won’t remember if anyone else comes because girl you be #whitegirlwasted.
In addition, you have lots of blow to go around, both the cocaine kind and the sexy kind. Once during the game, you may PM Da Letter El with, “Night X - Doing blow with USER1, USER2, and USER3.” Everyone in this game is secretly a drug and sex addict, so of course, User1, User2, and User3 will join you for a night of partying and fun where they won’t do whatever they wanted to that night. Of course, since you’re all alcoholics, you won’t remember if anyone else comes along looking for any of those Users, but since you’ll all be high as shiet, they’ll come along, do their thing, realize that everybody is high on cocaine and just leave to do whatever they were doing. Also, your agent can’t get you cocaine until Night 6 so you won’t be able to do this action until then.
<SNIP>
You are allied with the Squad. You win if all threats to the Squad are eliminated.