Smogon Premier League VII - Week 4

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Mr.E

unban me from Discord
is a Two-Time Past SPL Champion
I had the perfect team to face Earthworm.

I lost from the start of the game when he went 2-for-2 with Body Slam PARs and I lost four straight turns, never getting Spikes up with Forretress and losing Suicune for free when it was my only ansnwer to Tyranitar.
 

Mr.E

unban me from Discord
is a Two-Time Past SPL Champion
posting this makes me feel better even though it ultimately doesn't buy me any wins back or change anything else

<MrE> what a great game
<MrE> pokemon
<BKC> that was pretty obscene
<reyscarface> tigers
<MrE> it pisses me off because I had the absolute perfect fucking team
<MrE> and I just got fucking lucksacked right at the start of the game ~_~
<MrE> what the fuck am I supposed to do
<Tsunami> lol
<MrE> I had absolutely 100% the perfect fucking team
* d0nut (~d0nut@synIRC-ABDF81A6.lightspeed.okcbok.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: )
<e7e> you prepared well
<e7e> its lame
<MrE> I even used zapdos instead of raikou as would be the usual on that sort of team
<MrE> to ass machamp
<MrE> and oh look it's machamp
<MrE> NOPE JUST PARALYZE EVERYTHING NEVER GET A TURN LOL
<RODAN> mre is reaching critical mass
<MrE> shut the fuck up rodan
<bonsly|pokeball> MrE whats your record bro
<MrE> you don't even play pokemon why are you in this channel anyway
<MrE> I brought forry to ass starmie
<bonsly|pokeball> i see you like to ass mans
<MrE> brought zapdos instead of standard raikou to ass machamp
<RODAN> <MrE> you don't even play pokemon why are you in this channel anyway
<bonsly|pokeball> hah knew it
<RODAN> i won r1 of ost
<RODAN> 1 more win than u
<ZoroDark> man fuck rodan is better than me
<MrE> used roar on suicune so I could ass fire blast snorlax if he brought it
<MrE> I had fucking everything I needed
<MrE> except RNG on my side
<bonsly|pokeball> MrE whats ur rec right now bro
<BKC> lol i know "mre complains about luck" is a Funny Meme but you cant really fault him because that was truly disgusting
<bonsly|pokeball> speak to bonsly bonsly
* Topic is 'SPL records http://goo.gl/J9r2mC | SPL 7 Records: http://spo.ink/spl7 | Week 4: http://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogon-premier-league-7-week-4.3562724/ | Matches Completed: 15/60 | http://spo.ink/splsched edit match times into this sheet pls'
* Set by Tsunami on Fri Jan 29 16:32:58
<MrE> tbh I ran the numbers on the colch scenarios too
<MrE> even though it looks like I got really lucky killing lax, 60% lax switching into me is like 80% kill for me anyway
<Tsunami> -
<MrE> but bkc there is a fucking reason I complain about luck
<BKC> well
<BKC> for that game
<BKC> i totally believe it lol
<dicee> im just mad
<dicee> since i had to deal with mre's shit theorymon
<dicee> for the past 2 hrs
<dicee> then he gets haxed
<MrE> but seriously though even my other two losses
<boudouche> writing novels doesn't change anything but
<dicee> :(
<boudouche> it that makes you feeling better
<boudouche> why not
<MrE> all I had to do was hit a 50/50 protect against raikou, I win the game
<MrE> that sleep talk umbreon bullshit after I kill snorlax and am already boosted is somewhere in the 40-60% range I kill it too, he sleep talks charm first try
<MrE> and I still win if I blow up on raikou, but he PAR + FPed me the only chance I had to do it
<MrE> (that's 5.25%)
<valentine> there was a chance before that
<goldensun> bro chill
<MrE> giara had two turns to crit meganium or I PP stall him and win; he crit me
<MrE> so my losses are: lose to 12% chance, lose to a bunch of coin flips + 5% and maybe some other shit in there too, and then the EW shit 2/2 body slam PAR and four straight lost turns immediately
<MrE> and even in my fucking win, granted I crit him back on turn 5 THANK FUCKING GOD I SUPPOSE
<MrE> I fucking lost gengar on turn 1 to a fucking thunder crit
<MrE> seriously this shit is fucking dumb

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also we played on Showdown so you (BAN ME PLEASE) can find the replay pretty easily there for the log/replay thread

edit: fitting for my post to be at the end of a page so half the usual thread-goers will not even have to suffer my bitching anyway because they won't notice it

edit: post is no longer at the end of a page who deleted shit
 
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