"Yeah...I want to have an adventure, just like the good old days. But where can I find a good dungeon to satisfy my curiosity..."
"We could always visit Kalos! I've always wanted to go there!"
"Possibly, but what would we do there?"
"How about investigate a rumor for me?"
"Richard! What are you doing here?"
"Contemplating life, the universe and...actually I'm on the trail of a secret legendary Pokemon. Unfortunately despite how safe the place looks, I'm worried it may be guarded, so I need somebody gulli---brave, enough to scout the dungeon for me. Who knows, you might actually find a legend in there."
"Sounds like a deal! How bad could it possibly be?"
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"So...how's the Private Investigator gig going?"
"Not too well unfortunately...with high tech security cameras and such my line of work is getting thinner and thinner. At this rate I think I'll be out of a job..."
"Nuts...say I could probably get you a job over at ASB if you like. I happen to have a mild amount of influence there. Could probably give you a Janitorial job or the like until you find a better paying one."
"Thanks but no thanks. I already have plans for a new job. It's certain to pay very very well!"
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"Dang it Richard what's gotten into you! You can't just go stealing berries from Pokemon!"
"Hey, we made it out okay didn't we?"
"That's not the point, it's unethical to steal stuff from Pokemon."
"And who says they have any more right to those berries than we did?"
You know, I probably should've taken this as a warning sign that something was off here...
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"Hmm...I think it's time to change things up. Drowsee, will you do the honors?"
"Drowseeeee!" *Uses Hypnosis*
"Ah great idea! Putting this thing to sleep will make this thing...a lot...easier..." *thud*
"What in the---"
"You know what to do now!"
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"Did you get it?"
"In a word...no. That Pokemon was far...far stronger than I gave it credit for..."
"I see, but then why bother calling me?"
"I was wondering whether you had any...equipment, men...anything to make this easier."
"Pfft! You don't have a good handle on this business do you? If you can't get it then I can get somebody else to."
"W-w-wait, I can give you a nifty dis---"
*Conversation Terminated*
"Blast it all...I'm never going to make ends meet at this rate. I'll show him eventually, but for now, I'm going to need a better strategy..."
] [Aftae]
] [Agro]
