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NOC Dragon Ball Z NOC - Day 4
- Thread starter jumpluff
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The Epic of Babushka Sametri Samuovitch четыре
Is five years later in now-familiar Russian pogost. Corrupted baron LightWolf is long dead and buried. Sametri return to potato farm with his maiden and wed her in communist-approved secular ceremony.
However, this displease maiden. Was secular. Was no room for Jesus because Jesus is not of communism manifesto.
So maiden pray and scheme every day. Assemble former KGB resources she once used during her time away from Sametri and his potatoes. Have many potatoes now, more than Irish ever had, but without her by his side, it was no good. May as well have had zero potato. Potato was not happiness. Was maiden. Now he spoil maiden with potato profit.
Have so many potato he begin to think, is now good time to have child with maiden. Need potato spawn to farm more when Sametri too old to contribute to communist state and is summarily taken to glue factory. Was from other great Tolstoy epic, Animal Farm. Put the fear of the pig into Sametri as small babushka.
"Cinnamon," he say, "Have MiniBon?"
Maiden give great pause to this. Consider. Realize with immutable terror, is not at all what wanted. Secular communist spawn in potato-fueled pogost. No. Cannot be.
"Soon, Sametri. Soon."
She tell him this to stall him, give him false hope. Is not to be soon, is after plans are completed. She throw self into plans. Gone all day to stockpile of KGB resources. Sametri begin to worry - is fiendish other man trying to woo his maiden, only maiden still in now-famed pogost? Sametri patrol town while maiden busy all day, look for likely suspects.
Sametri find Л in town square and suspect him greatly. This man is notorious sleep around in pogost, however, wait! Sametri face palm as he remember - Л famous for sausage only. Is not threat to maiden's love, for maiden lack polse. He look harder, see sorbet. This man is notorious for temper. Could he imprison maiden in fit of rage?! Could maiden fall for such, one could say if were proper Russian satire author, "passion?" But ha, Sametri see bulge of sorbet and is dwarf. Is no threat. Could not be felt by any maiden, much less his. Then he see дубинка and get very worried. Maybe this mysterious man, in witness protecton of KGB replacement, is take maiden? Could this be? Sametri tail him.
He tail дубинка all day and get nothing. Maiden is waiting for him none the wiser when he reutrn to farm. Act like nothing wrong, in fact, she is happier than normal.
"Soon TM, Sametri. Soon TM."
Sametri overjoyed. Means potato farmer jr is near! Will be happiest day of his life outside of recovery of maiden to his presence from far off KGB bastion. And wedding day wherein communist givernment recognize them as separate entities no longer. Thought would be scared of losing individuality but it is socialism way. However, maiden refuse to be losing her religion.
Sametri forget his suspicions. Must be nonsense, maiden is his bride! Have big potato yields! Sell many! Americans treat him as exotic curiosity upon hearing of his melancholical sublime epic. Treat farm as tourist attraction. Tolstoy do successful book tour based on story of Sametri against LightWolf. How much can one poor sausage love bride?!
One day, Sametri wake up to maiden tell him, today is day. Day to end all days. He prepare to make child but she quickly rise from bed and exit room. Sametri confuse, he chase her? Ah. Is courtship game. He pursue once again, she enjoy it and give him spawn. Yes, make sense to Sametri, as long as no more goats.
But wait, maiden lead him from house. Down familiar path she walk every day. She take him to wherever she spend her time! At last, Sametri will know. Maybe is illicit sex dungeon with optimal surfaces for missionary position as sole room contents. Would thrill Sametri to no end.
Is giant warehouse, maybe abandon barn. Maiden throw open doors and reveal - rocketship. Is Sputnik 69. Sametri confuse, what this? Mighty proud Russia already won space race, beat filthy captialist pigs? Motherland not defeated by any, only be victor. It is known. Why maiden have rocketship?
"Sametri, we leave this place. We journey to heavens above, to be closer to our Lord."
"Cinnamon, hush! Is not communist way to speak of religion."
"Then I am not communist."
Sametri nearly faint at her words - how can she say? HOW CAN SHE SAY?! HOW CAN SHE SAY THIS SUH HOW CAN SHE SAY?!?!?!
Maiden hold up finger to silence his protests.
"This is how it must be. We go to Mars, together. I design new potato fuel using KGB experiments. Also found how to lobotomize a cow and transplant into human body and how to go without sleep for month. Both have side effect, though. Is no good. I give you child there, in heavens, with Lord. On Mars."
"Why Mars?"
"Red is best color. Is red."
Sametri nod. He go inside rocketship and see Sputnik 69 loaded with potato as food, supply, material, so forth. Only potato. All needed. Mars colonize with potato. Can he do this, though? Can he leave motherland?
"No MiniBon if stay in famed pogost?"
"No."
billymills is dead. He was Son Goten, Town Tracker.
It is now Day 6.
Is five years later in now-familiar Russian pogost. Corrupted baron LightWolf is long dead and buried. Sametri return to potato farm with his maiden and wed her in communist-approved secular ceremony.
However, this displease maiden. Was secular. Was no room for Jesus because Jesus is not of communism manifesto.
So maiden pray and scheme every day. Assemble former KGB resources she once used during her time away from Sametri and his potatoes. Have many potatoes now, more than Irish ever had, but without her by his side, it was no good. May as well have had zero potato. Potato was not happiness. Was maiden. Now he spoil maiden with potato profit.
Have so many potato he begin to think, is now good time to have child with maiden. Need potato spawn to farm more when Sametri too old to contribute to communist state and is summarily taken to glue factory. Was from other great Tolstoy epic, Animal Farm. Put the fear of the pig into Sametri as small babushka.
"Cinnamon," he say, "Have MiniBon?"
Maiden give great pause to this. Consider. Realize with immutable terror, is not at all what wanted. Secular communist spawn in potato-fueled pogost. No. Cannot be.
"Soon, Sametri. Soon."
She tell him this to stall him, give him false hope. Is not to be soon, is after plans are completed. She throw self into plans. Gone all day to stockpile of KGB resources. Sametri begin to worry - is fiendish other man trying to woo his maiden, only maiden still in now-famed pogost? Sametri patrol town while maiden busy all day, look for likely suspects.
Sametri find Л in town square and suspect him greatly. This man is notorious sleep around in pogost, however, wait! Sametri face palm as he remember - Л famous for sausage only. Is not threat to maiden's love, for maiden lack polse. He look harder, see sorbet. This man is notorious for temper. Could he imprison maiden in fit of rage?! Could maiden fall for such, one could say if were proper Russian satire author, "passion?" But ha, Sametri see bulge of sorbet and is dwarf. Is no threat. Could not be felt by any maiden, much less his. Then he see дубинка and get very worried. Maybe this mysterious man, in witness protecton of KGB replacement, is take maiden? Could this be? Sametri tail him.
He tail дубинка all day and get nothing. Maiden is waiting for him none the wiser when he reutrn to farm. Act like nothing wrong, in fact, she is happier than normal.
"Soon TM, Sametri. Soon TM."
Sametri overjoyed. Means potato farmer jr is near! Will be happiest day of his life outside of recovery of maiden to his presence from far off KGB bastion. And wedding day wherein communist givernment recognize them as separate entities no longer. Thought would be scared of losing individuality but it is socialism way. However, maiden refuse to be losing her religion.
Sametri forget his suspicions. Must be nonsense, maiden is his bride! Have big potato yields! Sell many! Americans treat him as exotic curiosity upon hearing of his melancholical sublime epic. Treat farm as tourist attraction. Tolstoy do successful book tour based on story of Sametri against LightWolf. How much can one poor sausage love bride?!
One day, Sametri wake up to maiden tell him, today is day. Day to end all days. He prepare to make child but she quickly rise from bed and exit room. Sametri confuse, he chase her? Ah. Is courtship game. He pursue once again, she enjoy it and give him spawn. Yes, make sense to Sametri, as long as no more goats.
But wait, maiden lead him from house. Down familiar path she walk every day. She take him to wherever she spend her time! At last, Sametri will know. Maybe is illicit sex dungeon with optimal surfaces for missionary position as sole room contents. Would thrill Sametri to no end.
Is giant warehouse, maybe abandon barn. Maiden throw open doors and reveal - rocketship. Is Sputnik 69. Sametri confuse, what this? Mighty proud Russia already won space race, beat filthy captialist pigs? Motherland not defeated by any, only be victor. It is known. Why maiden have rocketship?
"Sametri, we leave this place. We journey to heavens above, to be closer to our Lord."
"Cinnamon, hush! Is not communist way to speak of religion."
"Then I am not communist."
Sametri nearly faint at her words - how can she say? HOW CAN SHE SAY?! HOW CAN SHE SAY THIS SUH HOW CAN SHE SAY?!?!?!
Maiden hold up finger to silence his protests.
"This is how it must be. We go to Mars, together. I design new potato fuel using KGB experiments. Also found how to lobotomize a cow and transplant into human body and how to go without sleep for month. Both have side effect, though. Is no good. I give you child there, in heavens, with Lord. On Mars."
"Why Mars?"
"Red is best color. Is red."
Sametri nod. He go inside rocketship and see Sputnik 69 loaded with potato as food, supply, material, so forth. Only potato. All needed. Mars colonize with potato. Can he do this, though? Can he leave motherland?
"No MiniBon if stay in famed pogost?"
"No."
billymills is dead. He was Son Goten, Town Tracker.
It is now Day 6.
Ye I was certain they'd kill with King, just thought they'd off you first.
king is the lynch today obv however I want to get opinions from everyone on internet v macle. suppose there's an off chance asek is cell but eh.
macle why is internet cell and not you?
internet why is macle cell and not you?
Asek which of macle v internet is cell?
king is the lynch today obv however I want to get opinions from everyone on internet v macle. suppose there's an off chance asek is cell but eh.
macle why is internet cell and not you?
internet why is macle cell and not you?
Asek which of macle v internet is cell?
yea i guess he got roleblocked the night after haruno got mislynched? bah humbug i wanted to lynch bt that day but didn't think i could muster the support for it even though he was a stronger scumread on my part than haruno. however, more people scumread haruno than bt and we needed to decide on something. i wonder which scum was reading him as bulma or why they chose to rb him.
king can u help us out lel
king can u help us out lel
You flopped like a fish after more votes piled up lol, you were scared of the Blazade driven wagon. If you stayed on we just needed one more that day.
Anyway I'll have more to say later/tomorrow morning but first internet
In Day 2 DLE made a strong push listing Lightwolf as a primary scumread and me as a probable scumbuddy (ie assuming LW mafia, I am mafia). After reading this you decide to vote me instead of Lightwolf, why is this?
Questions to consider:
1. The one of these that isn't Cell is very likely Mr. Buu. Who is more likely to be Nightkilled by Mafia specifically? Note that the track on Macle means nothing unless we can believe that the framer would try to avoid doubling up on actions for tracking purposes but having Cell kill seems worse. Internet is not the worst NK for King_ here because King_ couldn't have known he was going to have to hard CC me until Billy posted his results but he still doubted me before that anyway. That suggests he wanted me lynched anyway and that one of the only nonconflicted voices on me could be removed. Macle is a low info kill if I've ever seen one though, and internet has always been lynchbait so maybe he's not a realistic kill.
2. How willing was each to vote known Mafia in Blue_Tornado and Lightwolf? Now known but then publically questionable town? I will reread their full voting patterns tomorrow but neither is honestly spectacular in this regard iirc
3. How did their known teammates behave with respect to them? King_ put a couple less than committed votes on Blue_tornado but settled on internet more often than he needed to. Blue_Tornado avoided both completely. LW mentioned that he would lynch macle and he's like the only one to ever do that.
4. When commenting on someone else's reads how often do either leave out the scum in the discussion?
5. Yesterday a lynch on me was a crucial, divisive issue between them because scum had stake in it. internet supported me, macle didn't. Which is more informed? Do you think it's more important for scum to play the long con and buddy me or to ensure that this mislynch goes through? Keep in mind that they were likely aware that Jalmont was the android by this point
6. Why did RNG have to give Cell to an idler?
7.Is B L A Z C E L L your true god?
Macle you need to give me some serious, original thought on the situation.
1. The one of these that isn't Cell is very likely Mr. Buu. Who is more likely to be Nightkilled by Mafia specifically? Note that the track on Macle means nothing unless we can believe that the framer would try to avoid doubling up on actions for tracking purposes but having Cell kill seems worse. Internet is not the worst NK for King_ here because King_ couldn't have known he was going to have to hard CC me until Billy posted his results but he still doubted me before that anyway. That suggests he wanted me lynched anyway and that one of the only nonconflicted voices on me could be removed. Macle is a low info kill if I've ever seen one though, and internet has always been lynchbait so maybe he's not a realistic kill.
2. How willing was each to vote known Mafia in Blue_Tornado and Lightwolf? Now known but then publically questionable town? I will reread their full voting patterns tomorrow but neither is honestly spectacular in this regard iirc
3. How did their known teammates behave with respect to them? King_ put a couple less than committed votes on Blue_tornado but settled on internet more often than he needed to. Blue_Tornado avoided both completely. LW mentioned that he would lynch macle and he's like the only one to ever do that.
4. When commenting on someone else's reads how often do either leave out the scum in the discussion?
5. Yesterday a lynch on me was a crucial, divisive issue between them because scum had stake in it. internet supported me, macle didn't. Which is more informed? Do you think it's more important for scum to play the long con and buddy me or to ensure that this mislynch goes through? Keep in mind that they were likely aware that Jalmont was the android by this point
6. Why did RNG have to give Cell to an idler?
7.
Macle you need to give me some serious, original thought on the situation.
oml Yeti, I'm not bad
What did you guys expect him to say?
Ok time to put this to bed once and for all.
-Jalmont in resigning admits to killing DLE.
-This means that if I'm Cell I either ran into BPV but still know who the android is and chose to bus them over any other townie, got really lucky, or double targeted thinking the kill was mine and planned to frame Jalmont from the beginning (again getting really lucky)
-Either way, what is King_ the watcher smoking when he believes Jalmont is good even for a small amount of time? He doesn't watch DLE after Asek explicitly tells him to and after he admits DLE is one of the only clear townreads in thread so he never sees Jalmont target him? (remember after believing Billy's tracker claim any target is bad) In that moment, when gut reactions are either informed or not, King_'s were not, and this has been true all game while on the contrary there is evidence he tried to frame Yeti.
Billy and I became Gotenks and laid the smackdown on all but one of the scum. It never mattered which of us you killed first except to make this 50-50. Can we please not shit up the thread with more of this? I've done enough of that yesterday. Internet and Macle discussion happens now. You get lynched. Thank you.
I can't defend myself because I can't post anything informative because of claims dead. wtf
I thought you assumed Asek was definitely JOAT
This could have been something you said earlier but you didn't, instead only choosing to accuse me. Android lynch was the best lynch because it eliminates a kill, and it took you longer to be on board with that than it would if you were actually a watcher.
You're barely making sense anymore and you should just stop tbh. I know you can't claim because I am a Swift Warrior of Justice who ensured the truth got out before you could poison it and believe me, I'm just broken up over the whole thing. But it's pointless to keep going on at this point, the only person that has authority to accuse me now is the BPV and since I'm not lying they won't do it + if someone does we know they're Cell and we win.
at the point in time blazade claimed watcher the only things he would've KNOWN are:
i am probably crier based on the announcements and my general lack of info
if his team hit buu, who buu is
so take me and let's say macle out for crier/buu, take internet out as his partner
he now has to guess between jalmont, billy, asek, king on who is the android knowing jalmont has been fairly well townread. if he's never hit buu, add macle back in to the pool.
i find it unlikely he successfully rands the actual android. unless jalmont had a fake-resign knowing blazade is actually cell from whiffing a kill on him to try and allow the other scumteam to win by admitting he killed dle, possibly when mafia actually did.
maybe blazade is REALLY good at reading people and knew macle was buu, asek was joat and billy was tracker or watcher, alongside me being crier. he then 50/50s you or jalmont are android and gets it right. it's likelier he actually IS the watcher, though, and saw jalmont kill dle, than to have accurately read all of the townies and guessed jalmont was the android who killed dle.
yes i do assume asek is JOAT which is why i want his opinion on macle v internet so we can determine who the last scum is tomorrow after cell kills blazade and we're left with 0 of the claims still alive (thanks haruno :@) and the 3 most idle players itg.
also hoping to get blazade's read on macle v internet before he dies tonight =\
i am probably crier based on the announcements and my general lack of info
if his team hit buu, who buu is
so take me and let's say macle out for crier/buu, take internet out as his partner
he now has to guess between jalmont, billy, asek, king on who is the android knowing jalmont has been fairly well townread. if he's never hit buu, add macle back in to the pool.
i find it unlikely he successfully rands the actual android. unless jalmont had a fake-resign knowing blazade is actually cell from whiffing a kill on him to try and allow the other scumteam to win by admitting he killed dle, possibly when mafia actually did.
maybe blazade is REALLY good at reading people and knew macle was buu, asek was joat and billy was tracker or watcher, alongside me being crier. he then 50/50s you or jalmont are android and gets it right. it's likelier he actually IS the watcher, though, and saw jalmont kill dle, than to have accurately read all of the townies and guessed jalmont was the android who killed dle.
yes i do assume asek is JOAT which is why i want his opinion on macle v internet so we can determine who the last scum is tomorrow after cell kills blazade and we're left with 0 of the claims still alive (thanks haruno :@) and the 3 most idle players itg.
also hoping to get blazade's read on macle v internet before he dies tonight =\
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