Great Academy - AUBISIO, VONFIEDLER, AND STEVEN SNYPE WIN

Acklow

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
DEADLINE

It’s a new day and the sun is shining over Great Again Island. It seems like it’s hotter than ever. Perhaps it’s worth going for a swim today to cool off.


Getting out of your beds in the safe houses, your early morning routine is quickly interrupted by the sound of crackling coming from the televisions inside each safehouse:


*Kzzzzzzzzzzzsshhhhhhhhhhht*

“Good morning students! It is a brand new day! I hope you had a good nights rest! You must have had a good night’s rest, because quite frankly, the night was just that good. It was so good. Have a nice day!”

*Kzzzzzzzzzzzzsshhhhhhhhhhht*


As you peer outside you begin to walk to a nearby abandoned coffee shop that was designated as the meet-up spot for all the students as part of the morning check in.

You walk in to notice that most of the students were there:

Asek the Ultimate Australian was sitting by vonFiedler the Ultimate Liar. It seemed like the two were chatting about something.

Blazade the Ultimate Theorist was debating with zorbees the Ultimate Game Player about game theory and how it related to your situation on Great Again Island.

Blue_Tornado the Ultimate Party Animal, Bedschibaer the Ultimate Masturbator, and Josh the Ultimate Josh were hanging out over by the coffee machine. It appeared that they were trying to fight over who could consume the most creamer out of a spray nozzle. The spray nozzle was apparently broken and would not stop leaking out cream.

Meanwhile, Mikaav the Ultimate Cricketer, Aubisio the Ultimate Kitten, and Cancerous the Ultimate Aquatic Lifeform were sitting together at one table playing a game of who could make the most annoying animal noise possible.

Lastly, Steven Snype the Ultimate Brownie and pancake the Ultimate Substitute were sitting by themselves in two separate corners of the cafe. Steven Snype was whispering to himself about how he prided himself in eating pizza with his hands while running during a drinking marathon game. Pancake was minding his own business.



All of a sudden a TV in the cafe turns on:

*Kzzzzzzzzzzzzzssshhhhhhhhhht*


“Aherm aherm! Upupupupupupupu, it appears that there were some people who died! They died so bad, it was tremendously bad. I cannot bear to see this happen, but happen it did! Mark my words, the people who died here will not be the first! Upupupupu!”

Each of you stare in disbelief as you begin to see the names fall into place - who died from what sin:


Eagle4 the Ultimate Food Critic died because of someone’s Gluttony. Apparently whatever he was cooking made someone too hungry to bear.

Former Hope the Ultimate Archer died because of God’s Wrath. His aim could not save his soul from the Almighty.

King_ the Ultimate Pro-wrestler died because of God’s Wrath. Unlike Jacob in the Old Testament, King_ just couldn’t take God on 1v1.

Whydon the Ultimate Sleeper died because of God’s Wrath. Sleeping through Armageddon was obviously not the solution.

Amelia the Ultimate Hider died from God’s Wrath. Too bad hiding does nothing in the face of the Almighty.

Oddish the Ultimate Investigator died from God’s Wrath. One does not need to solve any mysteries when the Almighty obviously does not hide Their anger.

TraceOfLIfe the Ultimate Stage Magician died from God’s Wrath. God hates Magic, even stage Magic. Die.

KnightsOfCydonia the Ultimate Dropkicker died from God’s Wrath. They got dropkicked by God’s Wrath so hard, that the whole safe house shuddered.

Martin the Ultimate Analyst died from God’s Wrath. They were too busy analyzing the rules of the game to notice that fire and brimstone had melted away their skin.

Vanillish Wafer the Ultimate Toupee died from God’s Wrath. Too bad toupees get singed too easily.

Shade the Ultimate Cunt Merker died because of someone’s Gluttony. Shade’s dick tasted too damn good that the glutton somehow sucked him completely dry of semen.

Acidphoenix the Ultimate Procrastinator died because of someone’s Wrath. Acidphoenix was murdered in their sleep, eventually.

Flynn the Ultimate Actor died because of someone’s Wrath. Monologuing one’s own murder and death is an odd fetish to have.

Finally Scrake the Ultimate Actual Magician died because of someone’s Gluttony. Unlike TraceOfLIfe, someone actually believed that real magic tastes like Skittles - the taste of rainbows.



Living Players:

Asek
vonFiedler
Blazade
zorbees
Blue_Tornado
Bedschibaer
Josh
Mikaav
Aubisio
Cancerous
Steven Snype
pancake



Deadline is in 48 Hours from now. Please submit your actions before then! Thanks!
 
Acklow

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
Today marked a different kind of day. Yesterday’s events have instilled you with an emotion so strong, you can only describe it simply by the word, “despair.” Waking up led you to no solace, as thoughts of your dead fellow classmates quickly fill your minds as you get ready to leave the safehouses you thought would keep you from harm. The television in your safehouse comes on with a crackle:

*Kzzzzzzzzzzzsshhhhhhhhhhht*

“Good morning students! It is a brand new day! I hope you had a good nights rest! You must have had a good night’s rest, because quite frankly, the night was just that good. It was so good. Have a nice day!”

*Kzzzzzzzzzzzzsshhhhhhhhhhht*



The morning message of Donotruma, the fascist bear, instilled you with dread. It was almost like a shadow looming over your psyche - the taunts of an individual who wished to torment you and make you despair.

You enter the coffee shop to check in with your classmates. Looks like most of them were already there:

Steven Snype the Ultimate Brownie and Asek the Ultimate Australian were in the middle of a conversation about race and how it related to the music that was being played on the jukebox. It seemed that a song originating from Bollywood was blaring out of the speakers much to Asek’s disdain.

Aubisio the Ultimate Kitten was being pet by pancake the Ultimate Subsitute, which was kind of odd, but since Aubisio didn’t seem to mind, you decided to ignore the bizarre situation.

vonFiedler the Ultimate Liar was all by himself. He kept telling himself that he was safe, but even the Ultimate Liar couldn’t keep himself away from the truth.




It was then, in the moment of calm, that the TV in the cafe came on:



*Kzzzzzzzzzzzzzssshhhhhhhhhht*

“Aherm aherm! Upupupupupupupu, it appears that there were some people who died! You know how nasty yesterday’s deaths were? Well these are even MORE nasty! Yes, these deaths were very nasty. They were so nasty, people in history will say how nasty their deaths were. That’s how nasty they were. So nasty.”



The names of the people and what sin they fell to each appear on the screen:

Bedschibaer the Ultimate Masturbator died because of TRUE SLOTH. Apparently he was too busy masturbating to even notice that he was not in a safe house, and so he was sub sequentially killed by the Angel of Death, which only comes to those that do not stay in a safe house over night.

Blazade the Ultimate Theorist died because of God’s Wrath. He was too busy theorizing ways to stay alive, but didn’t realize that he had already angered the Almighty.

Blue_Tornado the Ultimate Party Animal died because of someone’s Gluttony. While B_T did enjoy partying, he also claimed to be an animal and so someone took that literally enough to gorge themselves on B_T.

Cancerous the Ultimate Aquatic Lifeform died because of his own Gluttony. Cancerous was all by himself and got way too hungry, then he remembered that crab legs just happened to be his favorite food and so he ended up eating himself up.

Josh the Ultimate Josh died because of TRUE SLOTH. Being the Ultimate Josh that he is, Josh ended up Joshing himself, thus allowing the Angel of Death, which only comes to those that do not stay in a safehouse over night, to Josh him to death. Poor Josh.

Mikaav the Ultimate Cricketer died because of God’s Wrath. The Almighty didn’t like that Mikaav was using actual crickets as balls to play cricket and so He poured out his anger upon Mikaav for desecrating his creation.

zorbees the Ultimate Game Player died because of someone’s Gluttony. The night prior, zorbees wanted to try playing Cooking Mama and so when he was in the middle of making a green bean casserole in the game, he was eaten up along with the game he was playing as well.




There are 3 safe houses left standing.


Deadline is in 48 Hours from now. Please submit your actions before then! Thanks!
 

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Bedschibaer the Ultimate Masturbator died because of TRUE SLOTH. Apparently he was too busy masturbating to even notice that he was not in a safe house, and so he was sub sequentially killed by the Angel of Death, which only comes to those that do not stay in a safe house over night.
Josh the Ultimate Josh died because of TRUE SLOTH. Being the Ultimate Josh that he is, Josh ended up Joshing himself, thus allowing the Angel of Death, which only comes to those that do not stay in a safehouse over night, to Josh him to death. Poor Josh.

ily Bedschibaer we even went out together <3
 
Acklow

Acklow

I am always tired. Don't bother me.
It seems that things are finally coming to a close.



After a quick, but grueling deathmatch, it seems like the culprits are finally being forced out. The killers: Aubisio and Pancake. The two of them were conspiring using the Donotruma alias in order to systematically kill off students of Great Academy. Their goal: to create ultimate despair by revealing the truth. However if it wasn't for the efforts of vonFiedler the Ultimate Liar, Steven Snype the Ultimate Brownie, and Asek the Ultimate Australian, these two would've gotten away with their crimes.

During the final meeting between the students of Great Academy, Pancake the Ultimate Substitute revealed some evidence that incriminated Steven Snype. This evidence was a chocolate brownie that Steven Snype was lusting for the previous day. However Asek pointed out that the chocolate brownie had little to do with Steven Snype because after all, being a Brownie was not the same as loving chocolate brownies. Instead, Asek used this as an argument for racial discrimination on Pancake's part, and so the argument fell flat. Aubisio, however, had a different plan: he began to reveal that the whole world was in disarray and that the students were on Great Again Island because Aubisio and Pancake wanted them to die. His argument was that there was an afterlife waiting for them and that if they would die to the whims of Aubisio and Pancake, that they would be properly rewarded.

At this point in time, Aubisio pulls out a knife and proceeded to stab Asek in the back. He exclaimed that Asek was the first to go because they both chose to commit Gluttony in Safehouse 1. Asek, using what strength he had left, stabbed Aubisio back, yelling at him for being a complete fool in believing that he could take down an Ultimate Australian - after all, all Australians were crocodile hunters.

Seeing their own fellow classmate take the stab to the back, vonFiedler and Steven Snype immediately took action and jumped Pancake: they could not let him live. Pancake yelled out a bunch of things about Russia hacking the U.S. during the elections, Donald Trump being a racist, and other political mumbo jumbo, but not before vonFiedler, the Ultimate Liar (who was envious at how frank Pancake could be), quietly whispered into Pancake's ear before knocking him out, "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."


As the two remaining students threw Pancake out to fry in God's Wrath, they discovered a cellphone on Pancake's personage, which they immediately used to call for help. A helicopter was sent to pick them up off of Great Again Island, and they lived happily ever after. Somehow Aubisio, being the Ultimate Kitten and having 9 lives meant he survived though.

The End.


CONGRATULATIONS TO vonFiedler AND Steven Snype AND Aubisio FOR WINNING GREAT ACADEMY!!!
 
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