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Daenym and Wild Eep present:

Handicapable Mafia

Approved by LightWolf

Someone should probably read these...

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Finally the riots had subsided. Everyone was able to calm down. All around them there were the bodies of the less-fortunate. No one could be sure how many people had died since this whole mess started yesterday, but what everyone could tell that there were only 25 people left alive in the facility.

As everyone congregated in a 2nd floor hallway, they were forced to walk past one of the many corpses. In his hand he clutched a folder. Someone reached down and pulled a sheet of paper out of the folder to find:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Daenym

Dear Wild Eep,

You have Pyromania.

Pyromania is an impulse to deliberately start fires as a way to relieve stress or tension. Whenever you’re around fires you get a little too interested and excited. To this day you’ve set lots of fires, but three of them got out of hand and landed you in a mental hospital.

As a man who likes to start fires, you’re somewhat a danger to yourself and others. Mostly others. At any point during the game you may PM yourself “Lighting a fire under <user>’s ass.” If <user> does not stop being an inactive douchebag then he’ll be burned to death, but you’ll feel better.

You are allied with the Hosts.

You win if this game finishes successfully.

Some of the more timid survivors let out small gasps, seeing that someone so potentially dangerous had been among them. Had he been one of the people who caused the initial riot?

The group moved along as the lights flickered, plunging them into total darkness for a moment. One of the people at the front of the group took a left, and they came to a doorway with “Cafeteria” printed above it. Here, everyone stopped again, staring at yet another dead body that was slumped against the door. His file was nearby:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Wild Eep

Dear Daenym,

You have Perfectionism.

Perfectionism means you will strive for everything to be as good as it can be. You were institutionalized after spending an unhealthy amount of time perfecting a mafia game. For any given person, you can spot four imperfections immediately after meeting them.

The one glaring imperfection with this game is how your cohost handles inactive users. At any point during the game you may PM yourself “Perfecting the game with <user>.” You will bring <user> in to replace the inactive charred husk, and the game will be more perfect than before.

You are allied with the Hosts.

You win if this game finishes successfully.

No shocked gasps this time. Just silence. A couple of the stronger people in the group moved the body out of the way and everyone filed into the cafeteria. Everyone circled around the tables and glanced at each other nervously. The sun was setting, and the high windows of the room meant everything was still in semi-darkness, so it was impossible to see anyone clearly.

“We need to think this through, though. If we don’t keep calm then none of us will survive.”

“The first thing we need to do is figure out how to unlock these damn doors!”

“I’ve heard them talking about that. Somewhere in this place is a Control Room. If we can break in then we can release the locks and get outside. Then do whatever you want.”

“You sound like you know a lot about that ‘Control Room...’”

“Is he Staff?!”

“I thought they were all dead...”

“Just because someone started a riot doesn’t mean the rest of us need to keep it going!”

“Look, I didn’t start this, but the Staff members went too far. They’ve always been rough, but the moment they killed one of the Patients was the moment they crossed the line.”

“YEAH! He’s right! We need to get rid of the rest of the Staff before they kill more of us!”

“Right, but like what he said, we need to keep calm about this. Lets take some time to just calm down and collect our thoughts. In the morning we can talk as a group about what to do. Because I agree, there are some people here who are giving me a bad feeling. And we need to get rid of them before any more Patients get-”

He was cut off by a scream from the other side of the Cafeteria. Everyone whipped around to try and find the source of the noise. A figure came running back to the group. In her hand was a sheet of paper, the same as the ones found with the last two corpses.

“I went to try and get some food for us, but there’s another dead body in there. And this one... well... he’s covered in shit.”

She broke down in tears as someone else picked up the sheet of paper and read it aloud:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Daenym

Dear imperfectluck,

You have Encopresis.

Encopresis means you have leaky bowels, and are prone to soiling yourself without meaning to. You were potty trained as a kid, just like everyone else, but you can’t help letting a little bit seep out. On your best day, you were able to hold it for a whopping three minutes.

Your bowels are your greatest enemy in life, but your greatest friend in a conflict. At Night, you may PM the hosts with “Night X - Flinging crap all over the place.” You will throw some poop everywhere such that no one will want to get anywhere near you in fear of getting hit. Mustering enough shit to perform this action takes time, so you may not use it two nights in a row.

You are allied with the Patients.

You win if all Staff members are eliminated.

Everyone had a look of total disgust on their faces after hearing that. One brave soul took a step toward the kitchen area, but someone reached out and stopped him.

“What? I was gonna go in there and get some food. I’m not scared of some crap.”

“Like we’d want to eat anything that came out of that kitchen after hearing who’s been in there.”

Others muttered their consent. A few more grumbled about being hungry. Someone smashed the glass on a vending machine and handed out some food. Then, with at least a little sustenance, everyone settled down around the Cafeteria. The last rays of sunlight disappeared, leaving the group with only the unstable fluorescent lights above.

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