Ranked # 4 On Pokemon Online OU, Nbd
 

So. This team. It's a stall team. No one can beat it. I would be ranked # 1 on Pokemon Online but I just don't feel like playing another match. Every person I battle is just as worthless as the previous. You'd think that the moderators, you know, having the intelligence of a 40 year old because they are 40 years old, would be good at a game that requires the intelligence of a 12 year old to be successful in, but no, they're worthless too. Anyhow, here's the team:

http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/...Ferrothorn.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ry/Gliscor.pnghttp://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/...okemon/593.gifhttp://i597.photobucket.com/albums/t...er/Blissey.pnghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...Forretress.pnghttp://www.defenders.org/images/thum...anda_50x50.jpg

A little about the team:

It counters everything because I have a panda.

In depth:

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/Garchomp.gif

Blissey@ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 33 HP, 69 Attack, 17 Defense, 9 Special Attack, 128 Special Defense, 252 Speed
Nature: Adamant
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Sword Dance
- Sleep Talk

Standard Blissey, nuff said.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/Garchomp.gif

Ferrothorn@ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs:252 Special Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Attack
Nature: Timid
- Substitute
- Sand Attack
- Fire Fang
- Doesn't need a fourth move

Pretty much the glue of the team. Helps counter against Weavile.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/Garchomp.gif

Gliscor@ Bright Powder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs:199 Special Attack, 199 Special Defense, 112 Speed
Nature: Timid
- Dig
- Sand Attack
- Substitute
- Fling

I'm not really sure about Gliscor. Like do I really need him?

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/Garchomp.gif

Forretress @ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 110 Special Attack, 69 Attack, 1 Defense, 20 Special Defense, 210 Speed
Nature: Timid
- Dragon Rage
- Sand Attack
- Tackle
- Sand Tomb

This team would only have one counter to Gyarados without him. He's a staple because of this reasoning.

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...s/Garchomp.gif

Jellicent @ Brightpowder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 3 HP, 252 Speed, 252 Special Attack
Nature: Quiet
-Dragon Rush
-Earthquake
-Tackle
-Sand Attack

Works infamously well with Ferrothorn. Scald for stab and burn and Toxic for breaking walls. Also my spinblocker. Shadow Ball > Night Shade to catch Starmie off guard, as well as others if the opportunity arises.
Wall/Spinblocker/Status-inducer LoL

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Panda @ Bright Powder
Ability: Sand Veil
EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Hp
Nature: Boss
- Earthquake
- Outrage
- Stone Edge
- Sword Dance

Late game sweeper

Yeah, go ahead, copy this team. I don't care. Even if you don't know how to use it, you'll still beat your opponent because at the end of the day, Pokemon requires no skill. I quit.

I don't understand why you felt that you needed to post this. It's meant to be a joke, for sure, but it's immature and a little insulting.

Whatever problems you have, if this is something more than just a mere joke, you don't need to vent them here, and not in this way. Be your grudge against Smogon, a community member, mod or fanboy, or even Pokemon itself, this is not the appropriate way to express it.

If you need to vent, talk to someone, or if you are trying to find a solution to your troubles, then go somewhere else where you can find help. If no other option exists, talk to me I guess.

Seriously. There was no good reason to do what you did.

Panda for the Uber Tire!

Hey there,

interesting team you have here, but you're a little bit Koala weak, as Koalas are infinitely cuter than Pandas ever will be. I suggest swapping out your Blissey with Chuck Norris, since Chuck Norris will allow you to beat any Koalas that come your way.

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3...nnorrisct2.jpg

Chuck Norris @ Bare Fists
Ability: Instant Kill
EVs: Fuck EVs, it's Chuck Norris
Nature: Mother Fucker
-Outrage
-Earthquake
-Hyper Beam
-Giga Impact

Hope I helped, good luck!

Edit: User IFM made a good point. You really don't need any moves on Chuck Norris.

Yo mike, Chuck Norris doesn't need moves.

needs more scarf chansey

Not even a funny troll.

perfect

personally im a fan of his panda set

'haha'

why waste your time

lesson: next time weigh the costs and benefits of your actions.

the first mon is amazing, how come no one here has thought of SD Sandstorm yet?

heck... stop being such a losers lolssss

oh noes i lost to this team yesterday. The panda 6-0ed me.

Lol what a waste of time making this thread. All it takes are a few mouse clicks and bam, nomo troll.

posting in epic thread

only part that was remotely funny was panda

4/10 try harder

Meh, not even that funny

the only funny thing is Chuck Norris

but hey you forgot Splash for him

:happybrain:

DO IT RIGHT GDI

this thread was bad

but all the posts made it worse

Agreed.

this post actually kinda made my day

This is just so bad.

I mean I appreciate that someone through the trouble of trouing this thread but its just so weak and unfunny. The sets are so bad, I think he's actually just trying to troll.

An example of an RMT that should be trou'd:
This thread is a masterpiece.