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Look at me mom I'm a referee! The Royal Guard vs Pwnemon
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"WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLCOOOME to the ASB arena! Tonight, two contestants will be facing off for your enjoyment! Who will win? Who will lose? Who knows! Now, Necty, if you would be so kind as to share with us the information on this match...?" http://i.imgur.com/DFEel.png "Of course!" 2v2 Doubles Non-Fully-Evolved Pokemon 2 Days Without Posting Before Disqualificaiton All Abilities Switching is OK No Items 2 Substitutions Infinite Chills Turn Order: The Royal Guard on odd turns (1, 3, 5), Pwnemon on even turns (2, 4, 6) The Pokemon competing in today's match are... Quote:
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http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png "The bible is very explicit on killing, but it's a little fuzzier when it comes to kneecaps." Thunder Wave Ponyta ~ Taunt Bayleef ~ Fire Punch Bayleef IF ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (if he's not paralyzed, use Televade and pushback nonconsecutively) (if he's paralyzed, use Substitute (15) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a sub up in which case ignore this action IF Bayleef uses Protect successfully when you're targeting it THEN use Confusion (Ponytay) UNLESS IF porygon is using Tri Attack in which case use Helping Hand (Porygon) http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png "You look better in red anyways" Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Tri Attack (Bayleef) ~ Ice Beam (Bayleef) IF Bayleef uses protect successfully any action you are targeting it then use Tri Attack (Ponyta) that action UNLESS IF sub2 activates IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you THEN (IF he's not paralyzed, use Agilidodge and pushback nonconsecutively) (If he's paralyzed, use Substitute (20) and pushback) UNLESS IF you have a substitute up in which case ignore this sub |
9.9 them some large actions
All right Luna this is your first match under our team, lets make it a good effort! Marluxia, you've been in a few fights so show Luna the ropes! Bayleef-Protect and swap it over to Luna-Light Screen-Body Slam http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png Luna-Flamethrower Kirlia-Fire Spin Kirlia-Flamethrower Kirlia |
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HP: 90 EN: 100 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 100 EN: 100 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 90 EN: 100 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 90 EN: 100
Math
http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png HP: 61 EN: 64 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 100 EN: 79 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 90 EN: 80 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 54 EN: 65 http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a0/Spr_BW_N.png "Luna dashes out of the gate, gouting fire all over Derrial Book! The kirlia looks utterly pissed off! Meanwhile Marluxia throws a protective blue barrier around Luna, shielding her from harm! Good thing too, as River Tam just launched a tri attack at her! Derrial Book claps to help the attack increase in mass, but it just can't break through that shield! Luna dashes out of the barrier, entrapping herself and Derrial Book in a cage of flames! Derrial doesn't seem too fazed, launching a insult at Marluxia, taunting him and his mother, but not before the Bayleef can surround himself in a golden cage of light! Meanwhile River Tam resumes faffing about, lobbing a tri attack at bayleef, which doesn't do much due to the golden box. Luna breaks the cage to spit a intense gout of flame at Derrial Book! Derrial uses this oppertunity to launch a flaming uppercut at Marluxia, who proceeds to slam him with his massive girth (you can't ignore it.). Meanwhile, River Tam launches a freezing beam at Marluxia, causing the poor thing to stagger around. That looks like it hurt!" http://i.imgur.com/DFEel.png "Oooh! Oooh! I call dibs on his soul! I hope it's tasty! :3" Suddenly, a video plays on the TV! |
Luna-Fire Spin-Flamethrower-Flame Charge(All on Kirlia)
If your target is Protected then switch targets If Torment is used switch actions to Hidden Power-Stomp-Hidden Power all on Kirlia Marluxia-Energy Ball(Kirlia)-Razor Leaf(Kirlia)-Wring out(Porygon 2) If your target is Protected then switch targets |
You appear to have forgotten download (but it boosted Atk so nbd)
you calced Light Screen wrong. a) it only cuts by 1/3 in dubs/trips, as in ingame, and b) it cuts base power, not total power. The correct Tri Attack a2 is [8*2/3+3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)] = 11.33 The correct Ice Beam a3 is [10*2/3+(1.5*5)-(1.5*3)]*1.5 = 14.5 you also calculated weakness wrong. In ASB, Weakness only multiplies attack power by 3/2. Likewise, resistance cuts it to 2/3. ergo the correct calc for fire punch is: 6.5*1.5 = 9.75 this should leave Bayleef at 54 HP instead of 57 Kirlia: Televade ~ Helping Hand (Porygon) ~ Fire Punch (Bayleef) KO sub: If bayleef is ko'd by a3 (it /should be/), use Pain Split (Ponyta) a3 Porygon: Substitute (20) ~ Ice Beam + Ice Beam (Bayleef) ~ Cooldown Obscure ruling activate! "This effect is capped at 5 BAP reduction for Combination Attacks." Light screen will only cut IB + IB's power by five, for future reference next round |
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i swear to god these subs will drive me insane. assuming televade means evasive teleport and I swear to Arceus if it's some sort of obscure shit that's buried under 20 pages of rules that I couldn't find I will punch a lillipup. http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png HP: 61 EN: 64 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 100 EN: 79 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 90 EN: 80 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 54 EN: 65
MATHS
http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png HP: 61 EN: 9 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 80 EN: 32 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 65 EN: 80 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 0 EN: N/A KO'd http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a0/Spr_BW_N.png "Well folks it seems that Luna is once again trying to ensnare Derrial Book in a flame cage, but the Kirlia teleports out of the way! Meanwhile, Marluxia tries to smack Derrial Book with a energy ball, but he too misses due to the evasive teleport! While all this faffing about occurs, River Tam quietly sets up a substitute that looks just like him, fooling the other contestants! Then Kirlia starts clapping as Marluxia sends out a smattering of leaves...it looks like River Tam is charging up and - HOLY CRAP people River Tam launches a GIGANTIC frigid beam of ice at Marluxia! The bayleef just can't take it, and OOOH down he goes! Meanwhile, Luna resumes her attempts to roast Derrial Book, spitting yet more flames at him. That Kirlia is going to need some burn treatment after this match! It seems that last attack really took the wind out of River Team as he's huffing and puffing, trying to recharge! Meanwhile, Luna rams straight into Derrial Book, dealing a small amount of damage as the Ponyta leaps off of him! It seems like she's even faster folks! Derrial and Luna glow white as Derrial seems to get healthier, Luna's flames dying down oh so little, it looks like Derrial just split their pain! The odds are against her! Can Luna avenge her fallen comrade and win this!?" http://i.imgur.com/DFEel.png "ommomnomnomslhulrpomnom URRP" |
great job and i mean GREAT job that round kirlia and porygon.
Kirlia: chill ~ Taunt Ponyta ~ chill IF Ponyta uses Hypnosis on you and is not taunted THEN (IF you have already chilled this round, use Magic Coat and pushback) (OTHERWISE, [IF Porygon2 has a sub up use Ally Switch and pushback] [IF not, use Televade and pushback]) porygon2: Hyper Beam (ponyta) ~ Chill ~ Tri Atack (ponyta) |
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Flamethrower(http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png) Hidden Power Water(7)(http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png) |
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HP: 61 EN: 9 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 80 EN: 32 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 65 EN: 80 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 0 EN: N/A KO'd
Math!
http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png HP: 25 EN: 23 http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: 80 EN: 29 http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: 30 EN: 54 http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 0 EN: N/A KO'd http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a0/Spr_BW_N.png "Ah, Luna gets this round started off right by delivering a vicious kick to Derrial Book's face! And Derrial counters by...lazing about. and then RIVER TOM FIRES A HYPER BEAM HOLY CRAP THAT LOOK LIKE IT HURT FOLKS! And then Luna delivers another blasting gout of flame to Deriral Book's face, who..counters by saying nasty things about Luna's mother...And then...uh, river tom seems to just be chilling out...and uh Ponyta just spat some water on Derrial Book, who's chilling out...River Tom launches a tri-attack at Luna, I guess? It's a math attack, and god this round is boring. We're cutting to commercial!" http://i.imgur.com/DFEel.png "That was a tasty soul! :3 I hope I get another one soon!" |
Fire Spin Kirlia-Stomp+Stomp on Kirlia-Cooldown
If your target is protected swtich targets |
porygon2: hyper beam ponyta ~ tri attack ponyta ~ thunderbolt ponyta
kirlia: confusion + confusion ponyta ~ cooldown ~ shadow sneak ponyta sub: if hyper beam misses asdf |
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/281.png HP: N/A EN: Iunno some number http://www.smogon.com/download/sprites/bw/233.png HP: Irrelevant EN: Don't Care http://sprites.pokecheck.org/s/077.gif HP: doesn't matter EN: lol KO'd http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/153.png HP: 0 EN: N/A KO'd http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/a/a0/Spr_BW_N.png "Right, Luna starts this exciting round off with a fire spin, but Derial Book effortlessly dodges it and RIVER TOM GOES IN WITH A HYPER BEAM AND OH MY GOD DERIAL JUST RAPED LUNA'S MIND SHE'S DOWN THAT'S IT FOLKS! Pwnemon wins!" http://i.imgur.com/DFEel.png "omnomshlurpomnomgubbleomnomUUUURRRP" GLORIOUS PRIZES Your ref gets 5 UC Porygon2 Gets 1 KOC Kirlia gets 1 KOC All combatanting pokemon get 2 MC, 1 DC, 1 EC. All contestants get 2 CC. |
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