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[STEEL] Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs
Hello, if you are not involved, please do not post in this thread until the COMPLETION of this battle. Thank you.
"Hello viewers, today, we have a treat for you all! Yes, that is right, we are live from the Explosive Weaponry Testing Facility in Soviet Russia, & we are here to witness a Gym Match between the Steel Type Gym Leader: C$FP, & the challenger: Pwnemon! C$FP has survived two matched, Once against Kaxtar, & the other against IAR. Can C$FP get that crucial third victory to survive the initial test? We will find out soon enough. But first, let us recap the rules & regulations of the match!" B8P3v3 Singles 2 Day DQ Switch=KO Items On All Abilities 2 Substitutions 2 Recoveries/5 Chills per mon Turn Order=Coinflip "And of course, here is the arena description for this Testing Facility!"
Soviet Russia; Explosive weaponry testing facility (SR: EWTF)
"Now with that out of the way, let us see what the leader & challenger brought to the match!"
Team Leader C$FP
Team Challenger Pwnemon
"Okay, it looks as if on paper, C$FP might be given a run for his money, but we know what happened the last time we said that. Anyhow, I have with me today, a $1 Australian Coin! I will now flip it to determine order! Heads=C$FP, Tails=Pwnemon! Let us do the coin flip now!" *FLIP!* *DONK!* http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Cgkg7Ju_ka...$1-obverse.jpg "It is Heads, which means Leader C$FP sends in first & issues second R1! Are you two ready, set, GO!" TURN ORDER Leader C$FP sends in one Pokemon. Challenger Pwnemon sends in one Pokemon. Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Leader C$FP issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
I wonder what you'll do with this: go, Big Poe the Kitsunoh!
http://cap.smogon.com/Sprites/frontnormal-mkitsunoh.png Big Poe @ Life Orb let's go |
You've really put me in a corner with this bitch of a pokemon.
I guess my best bet would be Collosoil (@ Leftovers) okay collo, let's get it~ Smack Down ~ Drill Run ~ Earthquake If Substitute any action, [IF TAUNTED then deal w/ it] [IF YOU HAVE A SUBSTITUTE AND ARE NOT TAUNTED then encore] [IF NEITHER OF THOSE then Snatch] IF Kit is at any point not smacked down after a1, replace the rest of your actions with Dig ~ Mud Bomb ~ Dig unless if you flinched a1 in which case Smack Down ~ Dig a2 and a3 i'm so incredibly fucked |
Colossoil is one strong sunuvagun, but I think my trusty Kitsunoh can handle it.
Protect, Imprison (Dig, Earthquake, U-Turn), Low Kick |
motherfucker, i meant to say mud shot, not mud bomb
welp, uh oh |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 1
Thanks to the highly credible SDS, it turns out both of Pwnemon's dodgy subs are both illegal; The first, because, "19:26 <SevenDeadlySins> you get 1 if per sub", & the second, because...
19:26 <IAR> And Unless starts a new sub, correct 19:27 <SevenDeadlySins> unless isn't legal syntax 19:27 <SevenDeadlySins> =D 19:27 *** Zt quit (Quit: <Mibbit URL goes here> ajax IRC Client) 19:27 <SevenDeadlySins> if (thing) then (thing) 19:27 <IAR> just as I thought 19:27 <Lionheart> Ok 19:27 <SevenDeadlySins> and is the only logical operator allowed in the first (thing) Anyways... LEADER C$FP VS. CHALLENGER PWNEMON Round One - Fight! Well, C$FP opens with Big Poe the Kitsunoh, holding a Life Orb, & Pwnemon responds with Jayne Cobb the Colossoil! While Big Poe starts to float in the air, let us bring up their stats, before beginning the attacks.
Big Poe (M) @ Life Orb
Jayne Cobb (M) @ Leftovers
Big Poe opens by throwing up a protective barrier, which blocks Jayne Cobb's attack, which involved throwing rocks at the floating Kitsunoh in an attempt to ground it. Big Poe then creates a telepathic connection with Jayne Cobb, before temporarily erasing a few moves they both know. Jayne Cobb then responds by spinning his drill fast, before rushing & boring into Big Poe at a fast speed! Big Poe then goes low & trips over Jayne Cobb, striking critically, as Jayne Cobb tries to respond with an Earthquake, but as it turns out, it was sealed off! With the round done, it looks like the Gym Leader has set himself up nicely, while Pwnemon needs to find a hole to exploit. How will C$FP attack, & how will Pwnemon respond? We will find out, after the break.
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Leader C$FP issues actions. Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
low kick has sixteen bap, not nineteen
also nice crithax there FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK HAX |
Low Kick has 19 BAP because of Life Orb (the other +3 in the calc is the crit, of course). One crit never hurt nobody, it probably won't be a big deal.
Low Kick, Fake Out, Low Kick IF Drill Run when you would use Low Kick, THEN Torment that action (only do this once, supersedes other sub) and push actions back IF a Speed-Reducing move when you would use Low Kick, THEN Bulldoze and push actions back |
motherfucker just when i was about to say gg i see a way not to totally bomb this
Substitute (20) ~ Drill Run ~ Mud Shot of note: if you crit i will cry rape and report you to the authorities |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 2
Turns out I forgot Pressure & Cursed Body, so those are edited & have no significant consequence on the current situation to warrant a reorder. Also, Item BP Boosts apply to actual BP, hence, 19 BP, not 16+3.
LEADER C$FP VS. CHALLENGER PWNEMON Round Two - Changing The Tide... Big Poe begins the round by aiming low & tripping over Jayne Cobb again, dealing massive damage, as Jayne Cobb responds by siphoning his life force into a doll which takes Big Poe's place! Big Poe then rushes at this doll, denting it, but not destroying is, as Jayne Cobb comes out & spins his drill, before rushing & boring it into Big Poe for some damage! Big Poe then pounds the ground, creating a tremour which battered the doll, as the real Jayne Cobb hurls mud at Big Poe, damaging it critically, & slowing it down! Round end, & the combatants are becoming increasingly battered & bruised, but it seems that Pwnemon has made a nice recovery! Can Pwnemon convert this into the ever so critical first KO? Or will C$FP prove too strong for Jayne Cobb? Find out after the break.
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Leader C$FP issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
jesus niggerdicks this kit is a pain in the ass
after reading your battle with smash all i can say is thank butthole perishturn is no longer allowed Drill Run ~ Mud bomb ~ Drill Run IF Torment AND kit is not taunted then Taunt and pushback IF Low Kick in combo AND you don't have a sub up then protect and pushback |
This was a close first match-up, but I think I'll have to go ahead and win this one.
U-Turn, Dig, Low Kick |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 3
LEADER C$FP VS. CHALLENGER PWNEMON Round Three - The Leader Takes Control Jayne Cobb begins by spinning its Drill around, & boring it into Big Poe, striking critically, as Big Poe's haunted body suddenly takes effect, disabling Jayne Cobb's attack! Big Poe responds by destroying the fake Jayne Cobb, before swiftly returning, resetting all changes, but retaining the levitating ability! Big Poe then starts to burrow into the hard floor, avoiding Jayne Cobb's attack, which involved hurling mud, before resurfacing to strike Jayne Cobb, before finally knocking out Jayne Cobb with one, final tripping attack! Round done, & while C$FP got the crucial first KO, Big Poe is incredibly weak & tired, & looking like keeling over! Nevertheless, C$FP has a huge advantage, as Pwnemon goes to send in his next Pokemon. What will it be? We will find out soon enough.
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Challenger Pwnemon sends in one Pokemon. Leader C$FP issues actions. Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
gdi
go gliscor @ razor fang also i won't be able to post from tomorrow until the following sunday and please don't dq me :D |
Big Poe, you have done quite well enough. Just leave Pimpoleon a little gift to work with.
Will-o-Wisp, Ice Punch, Taunt IF Protect/Evasive, THEN chill and push actions back IF Will-o-Wisp misses, THEN use it again the next action |
yay i can do it wheeeeee
Gliscor, i need you to fly around like a madman while singing the beautiful MC hammer song "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" (Dodge + Taunt). This should rile up that kitsunoh enough to save us from a burn! dodge + taunt ~ cooldown (tox [self]) ~ tox (self) IF the combo is not allowed THEN let me reorder |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 4
Yes, I am allowing the combo...I mean, seriously, if you can say "Fuck You" to someone whilst running away, then you can use Dodge + Taunt. Round Four - www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo With Jayne Cobb out, Pwnemon sends in Zoe Washburne to take on the weakened Big Poe! (/ME Brings up Zoe Washburne's stats)
Zoe Washburne (F) @ Razor Fang
So, before much happens, Zoe immediately starts dodging...Like that is going to w- Oh dear...Zoe Washburne, whilst pointlessly evading, starts singing to the tune of "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer! This surprisingly infuriates Big Poe, who fails to let off ghostly flames in anger...Nevertheless, Zoe Washburne gets her just desserts, as Big Poe rams into her, dealing damage, when suddenly, Big Poe fell to the floor, fainted! That orb really took its toll, as Zoe Washburne recovers from her cooldown! 2-2 All! Round end, & all I have to say is...inb4 Empoleon. But maybe C$FP refrains from sending in Empoleon? We will have to find out soon enough...
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Leader C$FP sends in one Pokemon, specifies Item. Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Leader C$FP issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
Time to bring out the water and ice!
http://veekun.com/dex/media/pokemon/...-white/395.png Pimpoleon @ Expert Belt |
pimpoleon? How unexpected of you!
first things first mister i really don't like that support movepool, so i think i'll go ahead and taunt you. and i really want you taunted. Therefore, IF protective/evasive action used a1, use sub(15) and pushback then, i'll follow up with a Dig and a Thunder Fang to layer on the hurt. However, let us not forget our mortality- that would be quite deadly indeed. So, IF damaging Ice-type move is used a1 or a2, and one was not used last action, use protect that action and pushback E: this'll be my last post until the eighth - cmfp feel free to find a subref for you vs maxim |
Of course! It was expected for a good reason!
Scald, Dive, Ice Beam + Ice Beam |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 5
LEADER C$FP VS. CHALLENGER PWNEMON Round Five - Oh Dear... C$FP is not happy about losing Big Poe, so he sends in his almighty Pimpoleon the Empoleon! Let us have a look at its stats, as it begins to levitate!
Pimpoleon (M) @ Expert Belt
Zoe Washburne begins by going to tried & true tactics, enraging Pimpoleon, who simply scalds Zoe Washburne in a jet of hot water, burning her in the process! Zoe Washburne then digs into the hard floor, as Pimpoleon hides in the vats. Zoe Washburne then comes out only to hit nothing, as Pimpoleon comes out of the vats, striking Zoe Washburne with an aquatic assault! Zoe Washburne then chomps on Pimpoleon with electricity, dealing damage, when suddenly, Pimpoleon retaliates with a massive cold beam of ice, which strikes & knocks out Zoe Washburne! Round end, & with Zoe Washburne gone, it is all down to Malcolm Reynolds now!
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Pwnemon sends in Malcolm Reynolds the Pyroak, specifies Item. Leader C$FP issues actions. Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
Pyroak @ heat rock
gg |
There isn't a whole lot we can accomplish this round other than a bit of damage.
cool down, Surf, Scald |
There's stuff we can accomplish though :)
Sunny Day (Heat Rock means it works) ~ Light Screen ~ Zap Cannon |
Leader C$FP vs. Challenger Pwnemon (3v3 Singles) - IAR Refs - Round 6
LEADER C$FP VS. CHALLENGER PWNEMON Round Six - Setting Up... Down to his last Pokemon, Pwnemon sends in Malcolm Reynolds, armed with a Heat Rock, in an attempt to salvage the match! Bringing up his stats...
Malcolm Reynolds (M) @ Heat Rock (zomfg Gen V Sprite)
Malcolm Reynolds begins by taking advantage of Pimpoleon's exhaustion, by tapping into the power of the Heat Rock he was holding to submerge the entire weaponry facility in a blistering bout of harsh Sunlight! The hotness will certainly not be to C$FP's liking...As Malcolm Reynolds continues to play conservative, conjuring up a golden box that shrouds him in a powerful barrier! Pimpoleon then goes for the vats, before creating a chemically-induced tidal wave, which shrinks upon contact with the box, which combined with the blistering heat, deals weakened damage to Malcolm Reynolds. Malcolm Reynolds then creates a powerful shot of electricity, which he fires at Pimpoleon, striking him squarely & Paralysing him! Not to be outdone, Pimpoleon then fires burning water at Malcolm Reynolds, which also deals weakened damage thanks to the box & the sun. Round done, & while there was no change in the HP Gap, Malcolm Reynolds has set up rather nicely. What will happen next round? We will find out soon enough.
Round End
Calculations
TURN ORDER Challenger Pwnemon issues actions. Leader C$FP issues actions. Its_A_Random refs. |
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