realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a nigger elephant)
 

you wake up early in the morning and yawn while sitting up in bed. you are..

a) CHRISTOPHER "CHAOS" M. alt. bear chaos' grizzly adventures
b) JASON "ARTICUNO64" W. alt. i'm really really tall and get into awkward situations with girls sometimes
c) DAN "STEELICKS" S. alt. my cheeks are really fat bro and sometimes i spell things funny
d) JUSTIN "THE JUSTIN" H. alt. i suck at everything ever someone please kill me oh god
e) ADAM "DUDEMEISTER" B. alt. sometimes indie music is bad and it is my duty to like all of that bad music

PART 2: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...d=1#post915643
PART 3: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...990#post915990
PART 4: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...793#post916793
PART 5: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...641#post919641
PART 6: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...861#post934861
PART 7: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...084#post970084
PART 8: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...=1#post1001695
PART 9: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...67#post1075467
PART 10: http://www.smogon.com/forums/showthr...78#post1115578
this thread is no longer worksafe because it has udders and shit in it what is wrong with me

while i do love the steelicks i am going to vote arti for "awkward situations with girls sometimes"

i am partial to d but b is cool too

Arti it is.

obv choosing dm's life no disses jace

e needs some love...









so im here to give it!

I love awkward situations with girls!

Have a nice day.

gonna go for Adam B.

lets go with Jastin

Gonna have to go 'B'.

I'm going to have to vote D.

bg protect

dont tie it idiots!!

DUDEMEISTER

b is superb

A

no, really

A.

I vote e
but there's a certain element of d in there

QFT

double dee's

Dan Parlay? Dan Penisbreath? Dan Pimplepopper? I'd vote for this option but I don't know who this is.

Therefore, I must vote for option E. This Adam B. character is obviously extraordinarily handsome and debonnaire, and I must find out what happens to him! Plus I heard he beat up Chris M.

b sounds like it might have HILERIUS consequences

e for me

I am going to go with E!

cloud got steelicks' last name wrong - it's DAN S.

stanley danley