[Standard] SANDS Mafia - Game Over! Winners: Rageguy Variants, Staraptor Call, Nachos
Approved by Gmax.
Tokyo, Japan; Late 1998
Shigeru Miyamoto sits in the Nintendo skyscraper. He rezips his pants and closes the folder labeled Tentacles, staring out over the vast, Tokyo skyline. He contemplates the upcoming games in the Pokemon series, knowing he needs to provide some innovation to compensate for the shoddy graphics.
Suddenly, he is hit by inspiration.
"Incrude cordress controrrers in future! Serr MIRRIONS!!" he exclaims, before realizing Nintendo is entirely incapable of producing functional remotes, and will be even after they make a console with remotes.
He realizes he needs a more plausible design for Pokemon Gold and Silver, something easier to implement.
"Sand.. storm?" he questions, confused as to what combining two English words may result in. He brings up this concept in the next Pokemon board meeting, and is met with thunderous applause.
"Good idea, Miyamoto!" "Great concept!" "Me rike!!" shout the Japanese. It's not like sandstorms affect their visibility - their tiny eyes make it impossible to see anyway.
Miyamoto returns to his office, satisfied he has produced yet another genius idea. A crash rings in his ear, but only for a second, before a glass bullet enters his ear canal and lodges in his brain.
Shigeru Miyamoto falls over dead, and we all know glass is simply heated sand..
Lousiana Bayou, United States of America, 2005
A group of mud-coated, half deranged, starving men sit in a small shack. They fretfully glance at the windows, doubting the strength of the MUDS seal they have spread on all the cracks. If SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. spies were able to find them, catch wind of what they were plotting, they would be doomed.
They are the founders of the MUDS REBELS, a league of shabbily-clothed, partially-insane martyrs determined to fight against the machine. The machine in this case being global monopoly/Ponzi scheme company, SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC.
SANDS Emporium (formerly Washington, DC), United SANDS of America, 2013
MR SANDSMAN, a large, balding man and the head of SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC., stands on his podium, lapping in the thunderous applause as he merges the country, America, into his vast economic empire. After Obama's reelection, and subsequent raping of the economy, the people of America voted to turn their futures over to the most successful, stable, and notable corperation in existence - SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC.
Bangladesh Swamp, Bangladesh, 2016
The MUDS REBELS plot and scheme, coated in mud and unshaven. They reside in clumps, growing mould in their armpits due to the muggy, filthy conditions they must dwell in. But they have a plan. Setting the wheels in motion today, the MUDS REBELS will destroy SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. tomorrow. Or perhaps years later. Perhaps never. But they must try.
SANDS Emporium, United SANDS of America, 2020
MR SANDSMAN sits in his first boat, blazing past the SANDS DUNES forming a wall around the SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. headquarters.
He eats a SANDSWICH, plastered with sliced meats. From behind him, a mechanical shark surges from the water, morphing into a pile of MUDS and wrapping around MR SANDSMAN'S face.
As the tubby man falls into the water face-first and drowns, unable to roll over, you catch sight of a tattoo on his back.
He is not fast enough, and the rocket explodes, shattering his bones. As he lays on the ground, lungs protruding from his chest, he drops a slip of paper, half covered in mud. You can still read it, however:
The radio is labeled for the owner, and as this individual slumps to the ground, eyes half open, you read what it said:
The world is in chaos. After the death of MR SANDSMAN, and the surge of MUDS REBELS supporters, a civil war has broken out. Most people ally with the SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC., but their previously-infallible trust has been shattered with the death of two seemingly-invincible, high-ranking officials. The MUDS REBELS promise much, and appear to have the means of accomplishing their goals.
Some people decline to side, prefering to keep to their own purposes. Everyone is involved, whether they like it or not.
The only question is: are you for SANDS, or for MUDS?
These factions may or may not be present in this game. Note that we cannot confirm there are any factions at all, this is simply for false claiming purposes. We cannot confirm there are any neutrals either. It is up to you to figure out the truth in this tumultuous time.
SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC.
Really Relevant People
Undeniably Ugly People
Copyright Jim Henson
Sea Creatures Frozen In Ice
Bad Zombie Designs
Vocaloids Turned Mute
Talented But Bat<snip> Insane
Really Bad Artists
RAIN DANCE FOR MAXIMUM VGC
People Who Need To Get Off Pokemon Forums
We also cannot tell you how many people would be on factions if they exist, how many neutrals there would be, how many factions are real if they all are not, or if factions are even.
We can assist you in forming a false claim.
There are items, they will go into the SANDS ARENA to be fought over and pulled out upon their holder's death. Minus two items - they will be randomly distributed and can never go into the SANDS ARENA.
You will be told your Win Condition. You must proceed to complete it, however many objectives you may have. Once your Win Condition is achieved, or cannot be stopped, you will be removed from the game.
Role PM pictures will be included upon DEATH. Do not assume someone's PM is fake because they don't have a Role PM picture - yours doesn't either.
Improbability / Gobo the Fraggle / WC Check|Mayor|One-Time Lynch Stop / Copyright Jim Henson / Lynch-Redirected Day One
GoldenKnight / Cookie Monster / BG|Thief / Copyright Jim Henson / Killed Night One
lambasto / Captain Jean Luc Picard / Priority Increaser|Hooker|Silencer / Really Relevant People / Killed Night One
billymills / Kid With Downs / Miller|3-Time Triggered Killer|Hooker|-1 Vote|Redirector / Anti-(C)JH+CC Neutral / Killed Night One
Bunnymaster / Professor Frink / Inspector|Even Night SG / Passive Anti-Faction+Caboose Neutral / Lynched Day Two
vonFiedler / Forever Alone / Inspector|Safeguard / Rageguy Variants / Lynched Day Three
UncleSam / Justin Bieber / Safeguard|Thief / Really Bad Artists / Killed Night Three
askaninjask / Lassie / Bodyguard|Safeguard|Lynchguard / Commendable Canines / Killed Night Three
iiMKUltra / Sperm Whale / Killer|Tracker|Watcher|Kill Check / Anti-Killer Neutral (Wolf-lite) / Lynched Day Four
jigglypuffers42 / Rageguy / Inspector|Safeguard|One-Time Kill / Anti-Rageguy Variant Neutral / Killed Night Four
macle / Purple People Eater / Person Check|3-Time Delay kill / Anti-Really Relevant People+Really Bad Artists Neutral / Killed Night Five
Nook / Pepe the King Prawn / Hooker|Redirector / Copyright Jim Henson / Killed Night Five
Game Freak201 / Ke$ha / BG|Lynch Redirector|WC Checker / Really Bad Artists / Killed Night Five
King Emerald / Scooby Doo / Hooker|Thief / Commendable Canines / Killed Night Six
coolking49 / Air Bud / Persuader|Inspector / Commendable Canines / Lynched Day Seven
Quagsires / Homeless Guy / BG|Priority Decreaser|Thief / Really Relevant People / Killed Night Seven
Crux / Okay / Hooker|Thief|Redirector / Rageguy Variants / Killed Night Seven
Shrek / Fat Old Overused Movie Character / Lynched Day Eight
shade / Horatio Cain / Inspector|Role Doubler|One Time Lynch Redirector / Really Relevant People / Killed Night Nine
Captain Bagman / The Dragon / Thief|Permanent Self-Safeguard|One-Time LPV / Fake SANDS/MUDS Hunter Neutral / Killed Night Nine
makiri / Pumpking / Killer|Hooker|Self Protect|Inspect|Thief / The Wolf / Lynched Day Ten
undisputed / Michael J Caboose / Friend Maker/BPV/Really Broken Role / Friend-Seeking+Anti-Terribad B-Movie Neutral / Lost Day Ten
Staraptor Call / Terribad B-Movie / Thief|Item Checker|Priority Changer / Real SANDS/MUDS Help+Anti Frink Neutral / Won Day Ten
danmantincan / Everything Went Better Than Expected / Bodyguard|Lynchguard / Rageguy Variants / Won Night Eleven
vonFiedler / Forever Alone / Inspector|Safeguard / Rageguy Variants / Lynched Day Three - Won Night Eleven
Crux / Okay / Hooker|Thief|Redirector / Rageguy Variants / Killed Night Seven - Won Night Eleven
Nachos / The Iceberg / Post Restrictor|Ice Spreader / Troll Neutral / Won Night Twelve
PMs will be going out today, Night 0 will begin when all PMs are out. Don't assume association based on who sent you the PM. Deadline is 48 hours from N0's start. Don't share Role PMs until Day 1. Don't be a Spiffy.
Also, do not be a manav.
Edit: Fuck, i've been here longer than jig and she's got more posts than me :(
EDIT: GL all; 400th post
Send me all your SANDS please.
Also send the MUDS even though they are fake.
good luck everyone. I wont be here for n0 but After that Im back.
Standard good luck to all post
Good luck everyone, have fun
Good luck, Lynch Spiffy, and willing to sub post.
Good luck, have fun, and R.I.P. Shigeru Miyamoto.
fuck aska, fuck crux, but i guess everyone else can do ok
ALL ROLE PMS SHOULD BE OUT
IF YOURS IS NOT LET US KNOW WE MAY HAVE MISSED ONE BETWEEN US
Night 0 will end, and Day 1 will begin, in 48 hours. You have until 12/23 at 6PM to send in your actions.
After that, Day 1 will take 72+ hours due to Christmas [Eve].
REMEMBER TO INVITE YOUR HOSTS TO ALL CHANNELS YOU MAKE, AND SPREADSHEETS.
If you have any questions, ask us, but we may not be able to answer.
Due to popular concern:
Unless one of your actions SPECIFICALLY says it influences a lynch, day and night actions affect day results and night results respectively, the lynch is separate.
Oh sorry, too soon GK?
Wow this game looks pretty intense. Good luck all.
Jigglypuffers42's posts as of June '10: 0
Jigglypuffers42's posts as of December '10: 400
I originally got this account to play LNTs, but those threads get entirely wiped after every round so i never got a post. I joined mafia in June and have gotten 400 posts in 6 months.
EDIT: I just realized how many of my posts come from games I've hosted O.O
This is highly entertaining.
When d1 rolls over, shit shall happen.
Obligatory good luck post here.
send in your PMs so I can update early
I have 5 PMs rn, if you are concerned I did not get yours, PM me on IRC
if you would like to fill in your spreadsheet with your action and have us take it from there, let us know and we will copy your spread target/actions
give Yeti and StevenSnype aop+ in your IRC channels and invite, if there are any, and add spookydaplum1 @ comcast |.net (minus the |, so no spam email comes my way) to your spreads, I'll add Snype
Must apologise, but shit came up, meaning I'll have to drop out of this mafia game.
Fuck me, I like these games but never have the Dennisdamn time for em...
billymills has been subbed in for Raverist
Belated good luck. Just to be different.
missing 6 PMs now, if anyone is on a faction, if they exist, feel free to send in a PM for your team, they may be out of town
also PM if you're idling, would like to update early but ehh
also note we cannot answer questions about:
definite statements about WCs other than your own
but you are welcome to try and ask other questions or loophole around this
should you present something to fake claim as, we can help you determine if it's valid or not
You all begin to assemble in the morning, standing admist piles of SANDS, MUDS, SNOWS and questionable substances. Everyone seems to be present, and you feel safe.
It seems the MUDS REBELS and SANDS ACQUISITIONS, INC. have expended their abilities to kill for a year or two. No fat, tubby men or mud-coated tribal warriors have wound up deceased this morning.
Captain Bagman waves to everyone, handing out paper bags full of groceries.
"I went to Walmart last night guys, I figured you might need food," he amiably says, and you all thank him for the food. He steps into the road to return to his home, when suddenly, a fluorescent van rams into him while in reverse.
You all rush to help Bagman, but the van continues its high-speed pace, and soon, the van is out of sight with Captain Bagman in it.
Captain Bagman has been kidnapped, please do not try to converse with him because he cannot talk to you.
It is now Day One.
StevenSnype is sending all RESULT PMs. You will only get a PM if you are obtaining information or if you failed.
Day One + lynching will commence once he has sent all results. All PMs are out. If you think you should have received a PM, but did not, or would like us to tell you if your action failed/succeded, PM us.
You may now share Role PMs.
Day One will end when all DAY ACTIONS are in AND there is majority, or in 72 hours: 12/26 at 4PM PST. I doubt you want deadline on Christmas. I may or may not be on at this time, family coming over.
PM YOUR DAY ACTIONS TO ME AND STEVENSNYPE, VOTE IN THIS THREAD
I'd also like to say that I may or may not be on at that time as I am out of state, and I do not know whether the weather will be permitting the drive home.
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