What's this nonsense about ME figuring out a way to receive the cake? You're nothing if not resourceful, my friend. I can however point you in the right direction, but the actual transportation process is solely in your hands. The first thing you'll need to do is find a sturdy pair of rollerblades. Once you've acquired those, the next step is to fashion some sort of head support apparatus and work on your balance for a few days prior to your journey. Perhaps you could reach out to an Indonesian fruit merchant to assist you with this part. Then, simply place the completed kitten cake atop your head and let the fun begin!
Oh, and here's the picture you requested. I know you offered me a great deal money for this, but upon safe receipt of the cake I'll go ahead and consider it a fair trade.