Because of the 420 character limit unjustly implemented into XenoForo in order to prevent me from exercising my right to express what's on everyone's mind, I have decided to deliver my message to you through a puush. Please view it at your convenience, Naruto-kun:
http://puu.sh/3Da9B.png
(I know you'll see this Furai; we all know Solace's profile is the homepage shown on your screen upon starting up your browser).