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I know you were looking for a free Ditto; I was offering you one and directing you to my thread to see more details on it. My docile/calm Dittos are free to people who NEED them. I can't trade it to you after tonight; you will have to wait 2 weeks due to school (final exams). Your best shot is to be online within the next 2 hours and contact me.