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Buying a house, ride in the car, eating food, making children play games, drink tea, watch television DVD Drinking coffee, dipping wed 'Go to church, to live dying Watering flower, pet cat Chase bumblebee, laughing happily
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY1zqLK9O2I this is probably one of the funniest videos i have ever seen. Not due to any politics but what the hell drives a man to just flip over like this. Something about the way he says "smokin the green, smokin the herb!!" gets me every time
A domesticated girl that's all you ask of me,
Darling it is no joke, this is lycanthropy
Moon's awake now, with eyes wide open
My body is craving, so feed the hungry
My name is Van. I'm an artist. I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfill their fantasies. Their deep, dark, fantasies. I was gonna be a movie star, you know, with modeling, and uh, acting.
After 102 auditions, and small parts, you know I decided you know I'd...I'd had enough, then I get into escort work.