Noveliss

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits nahmsayen)

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  talah

• Jan 10, 2018

Fuck you and your white supremacy. When Oprah is president, I honest to God hope she vows to make white people a minority in your own fucking country. Or wherever you dumb little 'edgy' cunts are living. Either your country will drown by higher fertility rate by minorities or you will be fucked in the ass by your own backwards redneck culture. Now you're going to reply about how mad I am.

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  talah

• Jan 10, 2018

Surprising, I am. I am INSULTED by your racist 'memes'. You think Uganada is all about shitty action movies, big black cock, and poor black people right? WRONG. Uganda is really one of the most culturally diverse and enriched places on Earth. And you just made a grave mistake by poking fun at the wrong culture. You want to 'kno de way', come meet me outside bitc

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change.

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants."

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life.

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  Scarf Nihilego

• Jan 10, 2018

I knew I was gay when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores.

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  talah

• Jan 10, 2018

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay.

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  talah

• Jan 10, 2018

But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

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  talah

• Jan 10, 2018

If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape,

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  The Hallows

• Jan 10, 2018

safe

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  imsosorrylol

• Jan 9, 2018

*kisses your neck* man noveliss i've wanted to do this for the longest time i just think you are so special and really are the cutest and bring out the best in me. takes your pants off "mmmmmmm you're so big nove". *touches it* wow i didnt think you'd be this excited teehee. *rubs it a little* omg daddys milk shot out already ;w; good thing i didnt have breakfast haha.

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  BaSr

• Jan 9, 2018

Very gay, but cool person :fire-emote:

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  feel da rain

• Jan 3, 2018

i sexually identify as an ambipom. ever since i was a young boy i dreamed of roaming around the Pokemon land continually annoying and slapping the fuck out of everyone else with my two fat tails

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  ekoi

• Jan 2, 2018

c:

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  z0mOG

• Dec 11, 2017

when ttar cup

im -7

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  BIG G CHOPPA

• Oct 30, 2017

Fuckin HIT it BRO

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  Night Train Lane

• Oct 13, 2017

Mr. Davis >> DAMN.

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  tigers jaw

• Oct 3, 2017

every day man's on the blokkkkk

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  yogi

• Oct 2, 2017

cute ava

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  Wally The Bully

• Jun 18, 2017

doofdoof

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  Ske

• Jun 16, 2017

Sup Quaggod

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  The Hallows

• Jun 13, 2017

Congratulations to The Hallows for winning the game of UNO!

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  5th

• Jun 13, 2017

you have 2 dads