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Category Six, Worst Songs, will be Saturday at 6 PM PST
The Great Escape - Seventh Wonder
Alright people, clear out. It's a 30 minute metal adaptation of a poem. Thank Christ this...
Story 2 - clipping.
Holy fuck. How can a song be so fascinating and intense in only two minutes? This has the opposite...
Common People - Pulp
Here's a good rule of thumb: if the meaning of your chorus changes multiple times over the course of...
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - Iron Maiden
A metal adaptation of a poem. This is not only pretty rad, but I feel it...
Dance with the Devil - Immortal Technique
Real heavy hitters from here on out. Wow, that Godfather sample. The rapping...
The Watchmaker's Apprentice - The Clockwork Quartet
Trying not to hear Hans Zimmer in the ticking... This is pretty...
A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash
The last country song on the list, but this is a lot like what I expected from submissions. A...
Breadcrumb Trail - Slint
Sorta grungey, okay. This is a good way to tell a story in a song. You've got descriptive storytelling...
We Don't Care - Kanye West
This message song functions a lot better in how it tells its story than earlier ones. Late sub,...
Europa and the Pirate Twins - Thomas Dolby
The vocals had to grow on me, but when they did, boy was this a jam. I wasn't aware...
Small Change - Tom Waits
Very classy. Tom Waits is perfect for this category, and while he's usually hard to judge...
The Saga Begins - Weird Al
Finally we get some Weird Al that is actually really good. This actually has somewhat more of...
Ode to Billy Joe - Bobbie Gentry
This is a pretty chill sounding song. The story is okay. It mostly serves to set...
Alice's Restaurant Masacree - Arlo Guthree
This feels far more like a comedy skit than an actual song, which makes sense...
Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts - Bob Dylan
This is another very intricate story that takes a lot of listens to parse....
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips
This is a lot like Dinosaur Laser Fight in its presentation of a...
Wolf Creek Pass - C.W. McCall
This is the kind of gimmick music that was actually huge in the 70s. It's largely not...
The Thunder Rolls - Garth Brooks
I didn't know this was the country category, but this is just the beginning......