Welcome to Smogon! Take a moment to read the Introduction to Smogon for a run-down on everything Smogon, and make sure you take some time to read the global rules.
Hrrmmm I think it boils down to either nov's or Magistrum's. However with all the surreal world details, not to mention all the eevees made me pick the latter.
Edit: just realized you can vote for more than one...o_O oops
I don't know if someone already commented on this, but that is the most amazing Cloyster I've ever seen. I can almost hear it say, "Time to die, bitches"! o_O
Also can I request a gallade? Pleeeease