Oompa Loompa, Doompa Dee Doil,
Looks like you're drowning in oil.
Oompa Loompa, Doompa doo deel,
We'll break your legs if to OSHA you squeal
What do you get when you only eat strips?
If you're lucky, it'll only be the shits.
Is drowning that bad if you're only eating chicken?
It won't be long...